Twitter C/D

brb deleting my anonymous twitter account before it gets hacked by russians

I can't see the replies to sosadtoday's tweets. i didn't know you could hide them?

Just in time for xmas:

https://twitter.com/hegelfan1

yeah, left catholics are like that corner of the political matrix you didn't believe really existed

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, December 15, 2016 3:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

left catholics are the coolest ppl imo, get me fired up

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 15, 2016 3:29 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i went to 12 years of catholic school, 4 of them at a jesuit high school, i know a lot of these people, at one point i identified as one, they are okay imo

rip van wanko what are you talking about, I clicked on a couple of her tweets and the replies are right there

basically nobody with a job should be on social media is what I learned

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

what i learned is that spending lots of time on social media is a great pathway to not having a job

Just in time for xmas:

https://twitter.com/hegelfan1

I find myself enjoying their choice of Twitter handle most of all

Love the ppl debating Karl Marx.

Also the one person he is following.

Its fantastic!

what i learned is that spending lots of time on social media is a great pathway to not having a job

― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, December 16, 2016 12:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*swallows*

Why am I a fan of Mara Wilson on Twitter? I've never even seen Matilda.

people clowning kurt eichenwald for getting a seizure is pretty gross

Did he actually have a seizure?

I mean Eichenwald is eminently clownable but I wouldn't clown him for that.

I, too, had a seizure that made me forget that I sent thousands of dollars to child pornographers

this dude,,, might not be on the level

oh wait, someone sent him a gif that apparently caused a seizure?

that's legitimately horrible behavior but frantically tweeting about a television interview, deleting all those tweets, and then immediately claiming a gif was what gave you a seizure is some timing

he's doing very well in the shit account tourney!

a new low....

https://twitter.com/grabmybutstick/status/810226475026632704

ohnoshetwint!

that account lol man

glib "clever" comparisons make up like 50% of twitter, ppl r so proud of them

she'll never top this one:

https://twitter.com/ohnoshetwitnt/status/779184559388852224

Harry Potter series of novels and films. They are a group of wizards and witches, led by the dark wizard Trump, who seek to purify the America community by eliminating the foreign or Muslim-born (wizards or witches born to non-white parents) and half-bloods, which are created when a foreign or Muslim and wizard or witch mate. They also try to create a new order

tbph it sounds batshit crazy but i'd be interested in reading this series

chipper anti abortion socialist is admitly a novel approach

― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2016 20:20 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would not go to this chipper tbh

despite being raised Catholic i am not really anti-abortion. It's definitely killing something essentially human, but there aren't nearly enough of them.

are there any other issues you'd like us to know your stance on

amazing bad tweet (also great @dankmtl first reply hall of fame)

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/727835996604268544

from

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-worst-tweets-of-2016-1789840998

Sophia Benoit ✔@1followernodad
re: saying trump has a small dick:

1)having a small dick is perfectly fine & not something to shame ppl for

2)shame his character instead
5:38 PM - 15 Nov 2016

lol this chick's bf def deactivated his account after this one

these are some really bad tweets kudos for collecting these

eh after the first 10 they're not so bad, RIP

i dont need to read that list,,, i see bad tweets every day

all tweets are bad

exactly

yea but really bad tweets are good

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/727835996604268544

haha xp this one is awesome

lmao im calling irony

victory hillary

that deadspin list missed yr post abt the triangle on sweatshirts (lol xp)

the ohnoshetwitnt account is the worst thing ever.

the tweet saying people not believing the cia about russian hacking showed why women are afraid to report sexual assault because they think they won't be believed was just unbelievable

( ^_^) (Lamp)
Posted: December 19, 2016 at 11:14:26 AM
that deadspin list missed yr post abt the triangle on sweatshirts (lol xp)

prob got it in too late

one difficult thing abt twitter his how ones best tweets go unrecognized while dum thrown off photo captions trend into infinity

i will never do visual content on twitter im a purist

i respect yr dedication to never going viral

honestly twitter has been so good post-election though i dont get why anyone hates it

whatre u enjoying abt it in partic

a lot of the leftist irony bros had gotten kind of stale over the last year or so, like theres only so many comedy of twitter manners jokes to go around abt how lame norms are or w/e but the horror and despair of the trump admin + the lib media having some disassociative fugue abt the election results has got ppls game back on point imo. also i mean 'lets do some game theory' is a classic forum meltdown, twitter feels more like the forums than ever for both the good (kurt eichenwald's wife posting) and the bad (pizzagate)

there have been some sensational highs recently true good call

why is one side of the sweatshirt triangle always slightly longer than the other

why does the sweatshirt triangle even exist there are so many questions

some of them are funny but i find a most of leftist twitter completely insufferable, maybe that observation isnt even worth making its just who they are xp