Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

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Some informed speculation on the missing footage here
http://screenrant.com/star-wars-rogue-one-reshoots-changes/

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

this is great

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-12-18/11-of-the-best-star-wars-easter-eggs-in-rogue-one

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

that line was terrible and i'm glad it was cut

jyn's character seems to have been reworked heavily in the reshoots/edits

Nhex, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

yeah that screen rant piece looks good, trailer 1 is made *almost entirely* of unused footage supposedly.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

wow they actually inserted unused ANH footage for those pilots? couldn't tell at all

Nhex, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

v cool

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

I recognized the actors, but just thought they re-scanned actual footage from the film, not unused stuff. Like with the cut scenes that got released on the blu rays, I'm obsessed with seeing original unreleashed film, having viewed these movies over and over again for decades growing up.

Also, is one of the differences between Rebel & Imperial visual is Rebel guys have facial hair, and Imperials(almost always) do not? (They all have big sideburns, tho)

This stood out to me seeing the promo shot of clearly unshaven Diego Luna in officer's uniform. Youda thunk he was gunna get bitched-out for that by some superior, same way Indy does in the submarine pen scene in Raiders.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

hah, i had a similar thought when I saw Luna in the uniform during the film... doesn't anyone notice he's like the only officer with a 5 o'clock shadow?

Nhex, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

ha yeah me too re the re-scanned footage, just assumed it was pre-shot Cushing footage because you know They Can Do Anything These Days.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

Do you think when George Lucas saw this and a couple characters were referred to as "guardians of the whills" that he shit his pants

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, and "Kyber Crystals" tossed around

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

and "the senate"

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

hey buddy this version of the senate is the one that gets dissolved in the 1977 film, none of that actual democratic stuff

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

<3

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/3HRiRy-gooo

here is the cast acting like goofballs with your buddy Ben doing good Star Wars nerd work

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

Why does Darth Vader live in Mordor?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 19 December 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

Castle sold for cheap after Sauron bailed

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 19 December 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

ok that was p fun

<3 u Ben

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 December 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

Vader's base being on the planet where his worst enemy, that traitor Kenobi, diced him up for bbq

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

Well to be fair cultivating and drawing upon feelings of anger and revenge are part of what the Sith do, so Vader building a castle near the site where he suffered the defeat that made him who he is makes a kind of sense

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Monday, 19 December 2016 06:41 (seven years ago) link

Also it just looks cool

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Monday, 19 December 2016 06:43 (seven years ago) link

I hope this movie ends with them making an emergency landing on the crawl that starts New Hope.

pretty much!

orifex, Monday, 19 December 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link

best thing abt this movie is how much it enhances the viewing of ANH, imo - eg there are new layers to every bit of dialogue spoken by Imperial officers. And Vader seems even more menacing in the first few scenes now that you know exactly how pissed off he was.

Exhibit A on how to make a prequel, basically.

Roz, Monday, 19 December 2016 09:59 (seven years ago) link

they have to do a stand alone that fits between ANH and ESB next.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:01 (seven years ago) link

.. on Hoth.

piscesx, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:01 (seven years ago) link

That's one of the few non-film periods that's covered by the new canon, so I wouldn't hold your breath.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 December 2016 11:11 (seven years ago) link

Totally didn't realize that Riz Ahmed was Jake Gyllenhaal's poor doomed assistant in Nightcrawler.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

also the star of HBO's The Night Of

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

yeah "poor doomed" is a pretty accurate modifier for every Riz Ahmed character going back to Four Lions

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

best thing abt this movie is how much it enhances the viewing of ANH, imo - eg there are new layers to every bit of dialogue spoken by Imperial officers. And Vader seems even more menacing in the first few scenes now that you know exactly how pissed off he was.

Exhibit A on how to make a prequel, basically.

otm. This was a movie made by someone who obviously loves Star Wars, and had the facility to make this story seem authentic, and completely a part of he existing SW universe. And yet also somehow not seem retro and fan-fiction-ish. Pretty amazing, really.

Did you guys read the bits about Disney supposedly wanting to downplay this movie? Still not sure what to make of that, if true.

Dominique, Monday, 19 December 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

so you're going to make a bunch of new characters and we can't put them in infinitely more pieces of side media because they all die? what the heck!

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

I bet at least one of them will turn up in the Han Solo movie

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

kind of curious how they're going to shoehorn in r2d2

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

I was actually thinking they could try to make a movie of what happens during the time Jyn is with Saw Gerrera -- but yeah, maybe they were just pissed it couldn't be built upon. Too bad, I rank it as the best SW movie since Jedi (which is how RYM has it at the moment too).

Dominique, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

Saw yesterday that they're bringing Saw Gerrera onto SW Rebels, so that at least will be cool. That'll be three different media he's shown up in -- Clone Wars, Rogue One and Rebels.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

best thing abt this movie is how much it enhances the viewing of ANH, imo

Agree with this, much more than I expected. It's a proper prequel, not adding unnecessary mythology, but expanding and enriching the story as we know/knew it.

(The Dracula's Castle bit was pretty silly, I admit. I think people on volcanic Vader duty got the short end of the stick compared to the troopers stationed in the Maldives.)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

i like the idea that vader has a bachelor pad on the planet where his best friend and mentor cut his limbs off and set him on fire. it's metal as fuck imo

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

nice parallel to Kylo Ren's Vader shrine too. Dark side dudes are basically just eternally sulky teenagers

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

yeah if there's any place kylo ren is going to try to hang out if he gets a chance, it's grandpa's super metal volcano pad

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Saw Gerrera

please tell me this is not an actual character name

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

that is forest whitaker's character's name. so sorry.

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

Better Call Saw

in theatres December 2020

Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

"Quick, get me a rebel character name that sounds like Che Guavera!"
"How about ... Saw Gerrera?"
"Perfect!"

Vader Castle totally likehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Luminiferous.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Saw Luzah

nashwan, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Watch Dominguez

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

ball-peen lopez

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

nice parallel to Kylo Ren's Vader shrine too. Dark side dudes are basically just eternally sulky teenagers

Emo Kylo Ren ‏@KyloR3n Dec 16

there is nothing worse than when you are watching a stirring tribute to young Darth Vader
and then someone has photoshopped in your mom

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

eternally sulky teenagers

know your audience

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

We can't all be Captain Sunshine like you.

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link


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