why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

a friend was tagged in the video "Funniest Makeup Tutorial I Have Ever Watched OMG HER DAD DID THE VOICEOVER" with 24 OTHER PEOPLE

this dude literally tagged a tenth of his entire friends list for a dumb video

http://i.imgur.com/LCiokuL.jpg

not sure "boat labeled as unsinkable" still carries the cachet that Nay Crumors seems to think it does

Kylo's light saber never sinks

I don't know about this NAYCRUMORS person, but I'm on dry land. It never sinks, either. You don't even get seasick and all drenched with spray.

proposed "floating church" for IJburg

https://nlarchitects.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/floating-church-for-ijburg_hds.jpg

Why not introduce a floating Church?

The cross shaped ‘ship’ would feature a glass roof. As soon as the service starts the ‘cross boat’ could sail off for ultimate concentration, as such hopefully evoking an enhanced religious experience.

Id leave a floater in that church

crucifix boat should add some pontoons for stability since it already has the wings built in.

Not sure ship engines and ocean noise is as conducive to contemplation as he thinks.

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I don't know anything about George Michael. Other than being gay, was he heavily associated with the word "queen"?

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cute

wordplay!

generous

https://www.facebook.com/RadioX/posts/10158101224465604:0

crosspost to rolling albarn is a moron thread

"The Universal" is one of the best ever songs about prozac imo, "when the days they seem to fall through you, well, just let them go" would make a better facebook macro quote (though obv all facebook quote images are bad by definition)

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15776868_10158095939785604_5604568100245835933_o.jpg?oh=db9b5e6ec3db409ca3e01f09bcbf1f6e&oe=58E41A3C

leaving aside whether or not there is a difference between recreational and prescription drugs, and whether the world was "weird" in the 1960s, albarn is a moron and his songs are shit

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15590567_10158058765200604_6690915275410362229_n.jpg?oh=7594b1212c3ef0822470eaf006b724c1&oe=58F36B9E

way too many people i don't have negative respect for already posting this 15 minute baloney "this is exactly what's wrong with THIS generation!" ted talk or whatever

i'm watching it because i hate myself and now i hate myself more

It's not about what's "wrong" with them. Also I went in dismissive and it basically described a friend's life.

As a member of the boomer generation, I can assure you that the "everything that's wrong with this generation!" talk reached epic heights, never again to be surpassed, back in 1967 through 1974. It kind of ebbed around the time of Watergate, bcz the older folks just weren't feeling their towering moral superiority quite as much.

boomsplaining

It's not about what's "wrong" with them. Also I went in dismissive and it basically described a friend's life.

― albvivertine, Friday, December 30, 2016 6:57 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i watched the whole thing and it was the same old bullshit it always is, just engineered to infantilize rather than stir outrage as usual

i'm sure it applies to several individuals, it's still built on phony, vague theories that are useless because generations aren't real. after years, now, of hearing dumb bullshit about participation trophies and the evils of cell phones, a lot of people are going to be open to the exact same bullshit positioned in a way that allows them to feel good about themselves. it's still bullshit. any human being that talks in earnest about the psychological damage of participation trophies shouldn't be taken seriously.

boom[splain]ing post.

Can I complain here about my fb friend (that mostly posts "All white ppl must read this" stuff) who got flu on the 30th and went to the emergency room for it on NYE tho? Don't know that there's a specific Facebook assholism thread.

We've got a badass here
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https://twitter.com/camerondechi/status/817134980535111680

Why does that badass's graphic have the US Capitol dome in the background?

Who's more expert at hiding bodies than Congress?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1eNLoQXAAAQ5ad.jpg:large

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/1/9/1389290278110/22cacc6d-33af-4ca8-bb95-b04d3d6ff395-bestSizeAvailable.png?w=300&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=05f9fe4d0554b78a96c2e57bf1a50efc

5318008

sapnu puas

http://i64.tinypic.com/6h0xhk.jpg

At the very least, this annoying appropriation of Ned Flanders mirrors the equally annoying way in which the show itself has, in the last 10-15 years, shifted the character of Ned from charmingly dorky square to satirical mouthpiece for every batshit fundie cause.

https://twitter.com/louisa_saunders/status/819499943220117505

hack

https://twitter.com/EatMyHalo/status/820002180623192065

Not quite sure I get that but think I like it!

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I like most of Golding's books so most of that didn't ring true to me; lo and behold according to Snopes he said the first two sentences (in a different context) the rest of it's just shite.

they are far superior and always have been. now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs

I like Goldings book 'give soldiers footballers wages'

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bertha died and took the son with her? rip guys, heaven needed a cow and a kid in a hoodie i guess

pls like adn sahre

Sadly his first chore that day was to slaughter Bertha

Junior snapped Bertha's neck and slept on the corpse to celebrate.

'NO ONE WILL "SHARE" THIS' is a good recurring trope in things that people want .... 'shared'.