2017 deadpool

nb im not administering this

I made that assumption when I FP'd you

As always my pick is Frankie Muniz

jerry Sandusky
tila tequila
joseph kony
dick cheney
warwick davis
dennis rodman
Charlie sheen
Edward furlong
oj simpson
ayman al-Zawahiri
George rr martin
Heidi fleiss
lenny dykstra
brian Wilson
toni morrison

I posted on one of these years ago, pointing out I could never enter. I'm too competitive--I'd be actively rooting for people on my list to die.

Anyway, with apologies to Elvis Telecom:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/charles-manson-prison-calif-hospital-report-article-1.2933301

some of us have made the odd distasteful joke itt, but to be completely serious for a moment, i want rupert murdoch to die in excruciating agony

prince philip

I'm too competitive--I'd be actively rooting for people on my list to die.

Will never forget when my dad woke me up on Xmas morning and told me James Brown had passed, and my first reaction was "Yes!" because I knew it put me in the lead.

...
Charles Manson

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 January 2017 01:20 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tom Wolfe
Vince McMahon, Jr.
Stanisław Skrowaczewski
Brian Eno
Gary Snyder
Herbert Baumann
Franco Zeffirelli
Antony Mithradas (sometimes spelled "Mitradas")
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Iran Barkley
Zine El Abidine ben Ali
Gino Odjick
Art Garfunkel
Jim Bakker
Todd Bentley

probs these people

http://www.bonappetit.com/story/oldest-person-in-world-food

seems like a good tracker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people

terrible list. for most of those you'll lose points if they die!

Bamber Gascoigne
Jill Gascoigne
Paul Gascoigne

charles manson
henry kissinger
dick cheney
bill cosby
george h.w. bush
drake
donald trump
joe arpaio
sheldon adelson
dick clark
clint eastwood

Dick Clark died in 2012.

oh i thought we were guessing that theyd die this year and earn points that way

lol just read elvis's post

scrap my list

haha my bad, feel like dick clark was on the verge of death most of my life

Lenny Dykstra is a good one, wish I thought of that

if i go to Larry Storch's 94th birthday gig I'll give him your regards, Elvis.

Charlie Sheen
George Kennedy
Kid Cudi
Queen Elizabeth II
Chevy Chase
Lyndon LaRouche
Shannen Doherty
Joni Mitchell
Stan Lee
Glenn Campbell
Narendra Modi
Keith Olbermann
Mick Fleetwood
Tommy Chong
David Cassidy

oops... should have double-checked...

Charlie Sheen
George Kennedy
Kid Cudi
Queen Elizabeth II
Chevy Chase
Lyndon LaRouche
Shannen Doherty
Joni Mitchell
Stan Lee
Glenn Campbell
Narendra Modi
Keith Olbermann
Mick Fleetwood
Tommy Chong
David Cassidy
Matthew Perry

QE2
John Cleese
Bush 1
Bill Clinton
ben afflek

Chris Holmes (guitarist)
Bobby Blotzer
Justin Bieber
Ricardo Mayorga
Bree Olson
Val Kilmer
Debbie Rowe
Kanye West
Fiona Apple
Shannen Doherty
Artie Lange
Lil Wayne
Meatloaf
Charlie Sheen
Chasey Lain

OK, my full list:

Angus Young
Tony Rice
Herbie Hancock
Macaulay Culkin
Tony Danza
Betty White
Mark E Smith
Roedelius
U-God
Christopher Walken
Steven Adler
Bob Seger
Janet Jackson's baby (sorry)
Werner Herzog
John Madden

Should and probably does go without saying but I hope I am wrong about all of these

everyone who was ever on the Hills
the entire cast of Celebrity Apprentice
the entire population of North Korea

i'll put together a list if i get the impression that anyone is actually running this

David Axelrod : the musician not politician.

Joseph Abruzzese
Andrew Christian Andersen
Romannilo "Nilo" Apura
Edward L Ball
Thomas Bender
Timothy Evans
Robert V. Gale
Gilbert Gauthe
Juan Guillen
Richard Lavigne
Frederick Lenczycki
Martin J. Louis
Edward Nicewicz
Oliver Francis O'Grady
Robert Joseph Petrella

notable trend towards 'foreign' names imo ban sarahell

they are all U.S. convicted pedophile priests, still think i should be banned?

anti papist an all

nb have we an official position on entering ppl with known execution dates in the calendar year

Also only notable for pederasty - do we really want to be encouraging that sort of behaviour?

AF otm if not a ban then severe reprimand imo

bringing professional pederast priests to a deathpool is a dodgy strategy generally, for a start the fuckers seem to have a lower mortality rate than Brit-royalty ;_;

Is anyone running this? I'll do it if no-one else does.

the good die young iirc

ryan reynolds

wait am i doing this wrong?

If we're going by the rules elvis posted (and if ailsa's offer to run still stands), tomorrow is the day to get your finalised list in. I'm leaving mine as it is but I was wondering today how much longer danny devito could have

Kanye West
Ariana Grande
Justin Bieber
Bob Dylan
Kim Larsen
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Queen Margrethe II of Denmark
Benjamin Netanyahu
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Julian Assange
The Rock
Macaulay Culkin
Lindsay Lohan
Leos Carax

Calzino, you've got Prince William twice, did you mean Prince George for the second one?

If anyone's not got 15, I'm leaving them out unless you up your list to 15 (haven't actually checked if this is the case)

He wants Prince William to die twice.

Extending list to 15:

Leah Bracknell
Joost van der Westhuizen
Gord Downie
Shannen Doherty
Joni Mitchell
Valerie Harper
Clive James
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Ismael Zambada García
Nobby Stiles
Mary Tyler Moore
Gay Byrne
Ali Khamenei
Val Kilmer
Glen Campbell

Clive Sinclair
Stevie Wonder
Philip Schofield
Dawn French
Joan Collins
Bobby Charlton
Barbara Windsor
Helen Mirran
Mr T
Larry David
Bruce Springsteen
John Lydon
Mel Brooks
Derren Brown
Richard Hammond

Will put this onto a spreadsheet tomorrow once everyone's in.

Anthony Michael Hall
Johnny Manziel
Hugh Hefner
Clint Eastwood
Kirk Douglas (0 points!)
Keith Richards
Charlie Sheen
Vince Vaughn in a weird canoeing accident
Steve Lukather
Corbin Bernsen
Marilyn Manson
Rob Reiner
Billy Corgan
Dennis Miller
Carol Channing

Ali Khamenei

Wrong one.