Star Wars 7 shit talk

"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum - fearless and inventive."

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o34/scandi14/arrested%20development/ice-gets-tobias_sm.jpg

i rewatched this tonight at home with my kids who hadn’t seen it since it came out in the cinema i.e. many lifetimes ago. they both remembered and dreaded the scene where han dies.

at one point my younger son (8) goes “why are they called the first order now?” and in reply his brother (10) says matter-of-factly “they changed the name when disney bought it”.

otm

just the sheer ballsiness of this one almost makes me want to get it
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/star-wars-forever-ut-masumi-ishikawa-short-sleeve-graphic-t-shirt-426815.html

I would wear that, fuck the haters.

yeah that’s kinda great tbh

i don't like being "meta" in my clothing, so i'm passing but i would certainly appreciate it if i saw it out and about

oh well i noticed this was up for sale just now too as part of their new drop:
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/peanuts-yu-nagaba-cushion-online-exclusive-422451COL00SIZ999000.html
reader, i got both. i am a consumer lump.

It just occurred to me that I can no longer remember anything about the plot of this movie. I remember a few moments in it -- Rei walking on walls or something, a basement scene with a diminutive creature and some kind of magical memory awakening, images of middle-aged leia and han, Adam Driver yelling, John Boyega breathing a lot, Oscar Isaac maybe crashed? Or was that John Boyega?

awkward co-parenting scenes with Han and Leia

I'll give you a hint about the plot: it was exactly the same as A New Hope

Oscar Isaac and John Boyega stole a tie fighter, which was the best part of the movie imo

That and the magic bread-puff

this movies biggest/only legacy in my household is the line "ONE QUARTER PORTION""

Magic bread puff was actually a practical effect I think! They inflated it from below.