Most Awful Thing Said to You Either During or After Sex

this is iltmi right

"you're too hairy," from the fist person to ever go down on me. we were both 14. we continued to hook up throughout high school so i guess he became okay w/ it but at 14 i didn't have the self-confidence to shrug off the comment so it affected me a lot, i continued to feel self-conscious about body hair for years. i don't feel that way anymore.

"i want your tongue in me all night," from the first girl i went down on, it was in college, it was awful bc i didn't have all night, i had to leave at 2am to catch a ride to go to a conference at NYU, on latin american political movements. i don't remember anything from the conference except they gave us headphones to hear the panelist's translations. i just remember wishing i didn't leave :/

Unfortunate typo or
Deliberate tmi there

haha i loled at that too

lool i had to read my post over a couple of times. unfortunate typo.

"...they gave us headphones..." Is a Prince-worthy entendre in that context too.

One time I was 22 and I brought a Felt CD over to my boyfriend's house and I was excited to listen to it, put it on, we started making out, and after a few minutes, he said "Could you brush your teeth? and change the music?" He was so surprised when I broke up with him later that week

And but the worst thing I ever said during sex was when it became clear that I shouldn't put my face where I was about to put it and I stopped everything and said "man, you gotta weed your garden"

just caught up here and for some reason imagined marcos attempting to explain, "i can't, i have to leave at 2am to go to a conference at NYU, on latin american political movements!!" without pausing, just attempting to talk with his tongue hanging out of his mouth

"Let battle commence!"

This is more like affectionate laughter than horror to be fair. We'd spoken about our mutual enjoyment of Alan Partridge earlier in the evening, and everybody loves a comedy comeback, right?

I can still see the look of embarrassment on his face when it dawned on him that I'd not gotten the reference. Poor, hopeless guy.

lol xp i missed that