how about Storm vs Spiderman, who would win that fight
― (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:18 (seven years ago) link
I guess enough wind and lightning could stop Spiderman before he gets in a polite punch? I thought it was silly when her lightning Storm beat Wonder Woman but I dunno.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
paste pot pete vs the beyonder
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link
aunt may vs willie lumpkin
Vibrating face idea is so wonderfully stupid. Thank God J. Jonah Jameson doesn't operate out of the DC Universe. "TERRIFYING BLUR-MAN STRIKES AGAIN! WHO IS THIS FACELESS MENACE?!"
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
You know what happens to a spider when it's hit by lightning?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link
Maybe Wolverine can fight Spiderman because Spiderman can't hit him too hard?
Fancy Dan "Spiderman, if you've got a cold again I'll fuck you up".
Another: I hate it when Dr Octopus has extending tentacles. Where does he and Omga Red keep all that metal?
Stratzynski again: Aunt May mysteriously becoming hipper and more sturdy than her earliest appearances.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link
Who would win in a fight between Nick Fury's remaining eye and a pile of Captain America's severed limbs?
― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link
let us remember that clark spent like three seasons of smallville being known in the media as 'the red-blue blur'
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
In the old Marvel Super-Heroes RPG, the "Amazing" Spider-Man only had Incredible strength, and the "Incredible" Hulk had Unearthly strength. What's the deal, people?
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link
Mark Gruenwald through the Marvel Universe Handbooks filled in lots of those strength details along with some other in incongruous details.
― earlnash, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:30 (seven years ago) link
The only proper way to decide these conflicts is with a poll.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link
Can't believe how long Smallville went on. I can't believe I watched it for 2 or 3 seasons. Must've been Kristin Kreuk. I remember an apologetic article in SFX trying to convince people to watch the last season. "B-b-but... he's so iconic".
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link
If there were more standalone stories with the tone of CC Beck, you could properly buy into them.
Dude, there's no part of Superman Turns Into A Lion this doesn't apply to.
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link
Did he recently turn into a lion?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link
it was just his head tbf, not all of him
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― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link
Despite saying all that about Nolan's Batman films I actually enjoy them a lot more than the cartoonier Marvel films.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link
ok I guess he got paws too
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcomicsalliance.com%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F10%2Flionheadsuperman.jpg&f=1
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link
i guess so but you're outlining problems with the realism of a fast-healing, mass-murdering mutant with an adamantium skeleton, a giant green strongman with a fin on his head, and superman's cousin from an alternate dimension; if you can roll with those outlandish initial premises it seems a little myopic to start picking fault with details
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara)
don't buy this line of reasoning, sorry. suspension of disbelief based on premises is not analogous to suspension of disbelief based on coherence. it's perfectly possible to buy whatever absurd premises superhero comics are based on and reject them due to in-universe lack of coherence. which is why crying doom is such a mimesis-breaker - his behaviour isn't coherent within his fictional context.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link
Didn't Morrison reintroduce Super-Lion in his Superman run?
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link
idk I couldn't make it through his whole run... in the Silver Age issue it's just a one-off story thing where Superman gets cursed by Circe iirc
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:25 (seven years ago) link
apparently Superboy is why we have the Sphinx.
http://www.superman.nu/nightwing/nightwing/superboy/3ages/3ages-3.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link
what the hell
― (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link
just a little time-travelling transmogrification no big deal
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link
red kryptonite is the best.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link
is "red kryptonite" a type of acid
― (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link
No, iirc they are an all-republican 3 Doors Down cover band. Or the actual band 3 Doors Down masquerading as same, I'm not sure.
― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link
ok lol
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link
whole lot of people looking to win a no-prize in here
― mh 😏, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link