The Nintendo Switch

Switch uses a capacitive touchscreen - like a modern phone, allowing for gliding motions and light touch - whereas the Wii U had a resistive, pressure-sensitive touchscreen, requiring the use of a stylus. this is a good sign.

this system will always be the Nintendo NX to me

I didn't say kill the goddamn 3DS you infuriating morons

I just meant if you're the chief of new hardware design at Nintendo, are you working on a new handheld cartridge-based console right now? Not likely, you just made one!

Karl Malone
Posted: January 13, 2017 at 9:23:31 PM
this system will always be the Nintendo NX to me

the bookmark

what has been made cannot be unmade

was has been booked must always be marked

993 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:58,767 Has the bookmark been destroyed?
994 01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:14,282 Negative.
995 01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:18,829 the mark remains.
996 01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:24,876 I repeat, the mark remains.
997 01:30:29,257 --> 01:30:31,258 Call the other planes back back.
998 01:30:31,342 --> 01:30:34,469 The others might have more luck. We shouldn't give up!
999 01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,596 I said call them back!
1000 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,601 -Abort. -Abort mission.

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mario makes that look really easy but what he's doing there is actually really hard to pull off

I'm extremely impressed by the hardware but they really should have shown us more games considering the Wii U drought. Just show me two seconds of a Kirby thing at least.

Mario is the greatest parkourer in the world.

Kept expecting him to stick a goomba with a hidden wristblade.

Traceur. Or parkourist.

And you could not convince me that the sport wasn't inspired by 2D platformers of which SMB is the undisputed granddaddy so your statement is entirely true

the hardware seems to be reviewing very well, the rumble in particular which I was v sceptical about

man, ever see a 120 star super mario 64 speedrun? that shit is parkour out the wazoo

The TAS even more so, balletic even.

full mario trailer, looks pretty bonkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqIGmiNV1U&t=78s

unfortunately this isn't coming until the end of the year. zelda and some of the other games don't look quite as exciting

here's the link if that version doesn't work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqIGmiNV1U&t=78s

ughh.... sorry everyone

mario youtube link

plus I'm pretty sure people are gonna get seriously injured thanks to these things. someone's gonna hit a well and fall awkwardly since they have no semblance of where they are. or step on a child or a dog or something. god forbid.

― frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:23

This sounds like a scary possibility. I bet Nintendo would be reluctant to go the VR route for these reasons.

I've seen clips of a Switch game that looks like a Japanese historical fantasy thing, anyone know what it is?

I'm surprised by the high prices. When the console was announced they were saying it was created mainly for the Chinese market whose gamers mostly can't afford regular consoles. So they could dominate the Chinese market. Didn't they also make out it wasn't supposed to be considered their next big console? Maybe they ditched all these plans?

Really don't like the look of Mario in a realistic city with regular shaped people. Booooo.

Mario Galaxy 2 was amazing.

Mario in a city does look a bit Sonic Adventure. But other than that, the game looks great.

Japanese historical game is either Romance of 3 Kingdoms or Nobunaga's Ambition, both out on Japanese launch with no western dates yet.

But no regions!

I just realized I might be able to get a Super Robot Wars title on this thing that's worth playing. Please?

...

Alternatively, the lack of region lock might mean very little 3rd party IP wherever international rights are messy.

i like Mario in the real world. in 10 years they will have a holographic AR Mario who does parkour around your house, this is the first step.

Reminds me too much of Grand Theft Auto.

When the talk was on the Chinese market I saw the Chinese gaming censorship rules and I can't remember them but it was a little worrying that all sorts of developers might change their games to fall within the rules. It's not just sex and violence, it had a lot of implications. Maybe it's over-paranoid to say there might be no more super-camp characters in Zelda.

have you seen the new trailer for BOTW? some very campy looking characters briefly shown in that.

wtf am i reading this right? Nintendo Switch's bundled Joy-Con grip doesn't charge controllers

you need to spend an extra £28 to play the switch on your tv and charge your controller at the same time?

although i guess i shouldn't be that surprised since nintendo stopped bundling any kind of charger at all with the 3ds a few years ago

so if you buy a switch, an extra joycon and for the sake of economy just one charging grip you'll be spending the better part of £400 before even buying a game to play on it

yikes

I'd be stunned if the Mario game wound up anything short of incredible

it's nintendo, of course it's going to be great

for the record I thought the "Sonic in the city" bits of SA were the best parts of the game. would be nice to see something really expansive again - while I do like it when games guide you a bit to prevent you from getting lost, Galaxy sort of forced it a bit; most of the game was "do this, then go here, then do this", almost no wide open spaces like what Sunshine had. not that Galaxy wasn't excellent though

gritty open world mario reboot imo

and bullet time

the joycons seem painfully small to use, at least when they're in the split-off mode where you "share the joy" (lol) with someone

here, share the joy of using a gamepad with a joystick 6 mm away from the A button.

ya thought the same

the first 3rd party controller has been announced!

http://i.imgur.com/FOcL1Lo.jpg

i wish the saitek p990 was still in production and that every game console was required to use it

InterAct HammerHead FX 4 LYFE, hatrz

new idea for NX controller: the buttons are so close together that you must use "JoyPicks" - 10 mm long, 1mm thick steel rods - to "play" the joycon like a drum. for only $29 more per joyPick, add a motion-sensitive joybubble camera to the back and share the experience with your nintendo friends in the MiiVerse!!

You're being funny, but the Switch XL is coming out in Q4

there would probably be nothing stopping them from releasing an updated "tablet" in a few years that can use the same cradle and joycon etc, aside from, you know, being nintendo and making you buy everything over again.

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yeah, and nintendo is really no worse with all the optional/mandatory purchases than sony or microsoft. i remember feeling unbelievably lucky when i somehow got my dad to buy a playstation 1 for me for christmas back when it came out and was crazy expensive. and then the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, soon afterward, when i realized i had to ask him for $20 to go buy a memory card so i could save the fucking game

Do I remember right that the original X-Box controllers were hilariously large?

yes you do

the cynical part of me thinks they totally did that on purpose

it's totally hilarious that Nintendo is releasing two separate, highly touted, nationwide campaign-abetted, national news-dominating video game systems within the span four months; and no normal person can possibly buy either of them