The Nintendo Switch

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Japanese historical game is either Romance of 3 Kingdoms or Nobunaga's Ambition, both out on Japanese launch with no western dates yet.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:28 (seven years ago) link

But no regions!

I just realized I might be able to get a Super Robot Wars title on this thing that's worth playing. Please?

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Alternatively, the lack of region lock might mean very little 3rd party IP wherever international rights are messy.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link

i like Mario in the real world. in 10 years they will have a holographic AR Mario who does parkour around your house, this is the first step.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:49 (seven years ago) link

Reminds me too much of Grand Theft Auto.

When the talk was on the Chinese market I saw the Chinese gaming censorship rules and I can't remember them but it was a little worrying that all sorts of developers might change their games to fall within the rules. It's not just sex and violence, it had a lot of implications. Maybe it's over-paranoid to say there might be no more super-camp characters in Zelda.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

have you seen the new trailer for BOTW? some very campy looking characters briefly shown in that.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

wtf am i reading this right? Nintendo Switch's bundled Joy-Con grip doesn't charge controllers

you need to spend an extra £28 to play the switch on your tv and charge your controller at the same time?

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

although i guess i shouldn't be that surprised since nintendo stopped bundling any kind of charger at all with the 3ds a few years ago

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

so if you buy a switch, an extra joycon and for the sake of economy just one charging grip you'll be spending the better part of £400 before even buying a game to play on it

yikes

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link

I'd be stunned if the Mario game wound up anything short of incredible

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:36 (seven years ago) link

it's nintendo, of course it's going to be great

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link

for the record I thought the "Sonic in the city" bits of SA were the best parts of the game. would be nice to see something really expansive again - while I do like it when games guide you a bit to prevent you from getting lost, Galaxy sort of forced it a bit; most of the game was "do this, then go here, then do this", almost no wide open spaces like what Sunshine had. not that Galaxy wasn't excellent though

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

gritty open world mario reboot imo

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2017 16:04 (seven years ago) link

and bullet time

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 16 January 2017 16:26 (seven years ago) link

the joycons seem painfully small to use, at least when they're in the split-off mode where you "share the joy" (lol) with someone

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 January 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link

here, share the joy of using a gamepad with a joystick 6 mm away from the A button.

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 January 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link

ya thought the same

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

the first 3rd party controller has been announced!

http://i.imgur.com/FOcL1Lo.jpg

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 January 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

i wish the saitek p990 was still in production and that every game console was required to use it

ciderpress, Monday, 16 January 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

InterAct HammerHead FX 4 LYFE, hatrz

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 16 January 2017 18:31 (seven years ago) link

new idea for NX controller: the buttons are so close together that you must use "JoyPicks" - 10 mm long, 1mm thick steel rods - to "play" the joycon like a drum. for only $29 more per joyPick, add a motion-sensitive joybubble camera to the back and share the experience with your nintendo friends in the MiiVerse!!

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 January 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

You're being funny, but the Switch XL is coming out in Q4

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

there would probably be nothing stopping them from releasing an updated "tablet" in a few years that can use the same cradle and joycon etc, aside from, you know, being nintendo and making you buy everything over again.

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link

xpost

yeah, and nintendo is really no worse with all the optional/mandatory purchases than sony or microsoft. i remember feeling unbelievably lucky when i somehow got my dad to buy a playstation 1 for me for christmas back when it came out and was crazy expensive. and then the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, soon afterward, when i realized i had to ask him for $20 to go buy a memory card so i could save the fucking game

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Do I remember right that the original X-Box controllers were hilariously large?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

yes you do

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

the cynical part of me thinks they totally did that on purpose

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:41 (seven years ago) link

it's totally hilarious that Nintendo is releasing two separate, highly touted, nationwide campaign-abetted, national news-dominating video game systems within the span four months; and no normal person can possibly buy either of them

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 January 2017 05:14 (seven years ago) link

like its literal place in the market is for the "casual gamer" but no person who is casual about gaming is going to camp out outside a fucking Game Stop

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 January 2017 05:17 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I don't get it. Is it worth that much more to build up hype than it is to just sell these outright? I'd really like to get one or both for my son, but don't have the wherewithal to make it happen. Very frustrating.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 January 2017 05:52 (seven years ago) link

So does Nintendo just have a totally fucked supply chain? You can barely even get a 3DS..

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2017 06:10 (seven years ago) link

what other system is it releasing (or has released)?

self-clowning cozen of ILX (cozen), Thursday, 19 January 2017 07:00 (seven years ago) link

Classic Mini NES I guess

Iain Mew (if), Thursday, 19 January 2017 07:07 (seven years ago) link

NES Classic, which you also cannot buy.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2017 07:08 (seven years ago) link

wouldn't surprise me if they brought back NES classic (or SNES classic) next xmas

Wii U was tough to get at launch, but soon enough very easy to get iirc

Nhex, Thursday, 19 January 2017 09:15 (seven years ago) link

srsly though, are they still afraid of flooding the market '80s-style nightmares?

Nhex, Thursday, 19 January 2017 09:16 (seven years ago) link

So does Nintendo just have a totally fucked supply chain? You can barely even get a 3DS..

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby)

their supply chain is run by brezhnev's ghost

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:17 (seven years ago) link

guessing they're doing it on purpose? the difficulty of obtaining the original Wii was a bigger story than anything the console actually did

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link

come now, that's not true. the Wii won its generation in units sold and mainstream popularity. grandmas etc etc

Nhex, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link

it won in the end yeah but like i said upthread there were months and months after launch where they were just impossible to find, whether through accident or design

the thought did occur to me as well that maybe they're deliberately creating scarcity as a way to manufacture the appearance of switchmania

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link

It outsold the PS3 and the Xbox combined in its first year.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link

The 360 that is.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link

you definitely couldn't just walk into a store and buy a Wii for quite a while, i remember this well

ciderpress, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link

i waited w a crowd of people in that glass walmart antechamber from like 5:15-5:59 AM to get a wii. last time i ever did anything like that.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

I think part of it is Nintendo's relatively conservative stance on warehousing and their views on profitability. afaik they're still the only ones who don't take a loss on the console itself, and I think part of that extends to not ramping up more production lines than needed or warehousing units before shipping.

mh 😏, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah, i was signed up for a website that would send me alerts when wiis were in stock in online retailers and it took a couple of weeks before i managed to actually respond to an alert within the five minute window you'd have before they sold out again.

and i had to buy a bundle with a couple of games i didn't really want because retailers realised that idiots like me would pay extra if it meant getting a console :(

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link

even the NES Classic had forced bundles with dumb extras this season. i gave up early

Nhex, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

lots of indie goodies coming this year.... some ace stuff here for local multiplayer/co-op

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5xOVQeWUAA9hbH.png

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 12:34 (seven years ago) link

Did anyone here ever pick up their GameCube by the handle and carry it over to their friend's house like it was a lunchbox? Nintendo seems to really like this idea that everyone is constantly packing up their console and setting it up at different locations, like it happens so frequently that the entire console must be tiny and include a handle.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link

You have to bring it everywhere because only like one person you know is allowed to have one

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

which is why all games must allow four players, iirc

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link


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