Agreed on the second. (Actually that had the least rips IIRC.)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i read countless crappy fantasy & sf books from about grade 7 - 11, shannara included.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
oh haha I am thinking of the first book plotwise
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
lmbo, i remember now:
Skull Bearers, "winged black destroyers"[14] who "sacrificed their humanity"[14] to become the Warlock Lord's most trusted servants. They fly around at different points of the novel, demoralizing troops. They are usually seen only at night, though one does fly during the day over the city of Tyrsis on the last day of the battle. One found Shea, Panamon and Keltset and almost killed them before Shea could bring the Elfstones to bear.
― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
this thread seems pertinent: I have just read the wrongest scene in a fantasy book ever written.
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Orl Fane, a "Gollum-like"[19] Gnome who "covets the Sword as Gollum does the ring."[19] He stole the Sword and forced Panamon, Keltset and Shea to track him down. He was driven insane and killed by the Warlock Lord after he took control of his mind and forced him to try to take the Sword.
You forgot the deep pit into which the wizard fell doing battle with a demon. Yup.
Mind you, in terms of ripoff stakes, nothing but NOTHING beats McKiernan's Iron Tower Trilogy. All he did was change the names.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
this is the one i remember, it was definitely the longest book i had read at that point (think i was in middle school): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wishsong_of_Shannara
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah that one
― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i remember those books as all being pretty entertaining but shameless
also read so many of these fuckin' books:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Forgotten_Realms_novels
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
oh how embarrassing, I read The Cleric Quintet in COLLEGE
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Ugh I wish all those books would transmogrify into John Crowley's books. Where's that "small wish" thread?
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinsciencefiction.org/index.html
― shit was shocking as fuck back then (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Monkey Planet!
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinsciencefiction.org/images/download.gif
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay for some reason I can't select the image, but the Demolished Man cover is fucking awesome.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah I can't figure out how to post single covers either
― shit was shocking as fuck back then (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Nevermind. Just replace thumbnails with images:
http://www.penguinsciencefiction.org/images/2536_ALFRED_BESTER_The_Demolished_Man_1966.jpg
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
That's a demotivational poster waiting to happen
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
my friend matt made me read the thomas covenant books when i was in the 9th grade. i never read fantasy. mostly horror as far as genre stuff went. i thought it was cool that he was a leper. i think i made it thru 4 of them and then i stopped. so i still don't know what happened to the dude.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought lord foul's bane was a cool name for a book too.
I think it's awesome that the tagline is "Together we could rape the universe."
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
That's gonna sell like hotcakes!
'I think it's awesome that the tagline is "Together we could rape the universe."'
Did anyone else hear the laverne and shirley theme song playing when you read that?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
since someone brought him up, are the later john brunner books worth picking up? dude wrote so much stuff. anyway, at the used book store around the corner they have a ton of his later paperbacks. like, mostly 80s, maybe some 70's stuff.
i'm still intimidated by my copy of stand on zanzibar. i wanna read it, but i'm kinda slow and it looks like i'd have to clear my schedule to read it. (though i appreciate the fact that he modeled the book on the u.s.a. trilogy by dos passos. one of my faves.)
(i've mostly read his short stories from the 50's and 60's and i like those a bunch.)
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
excellent username fodder imo
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I find Stand intimidating too. Shockwave Rider, The Sheep Look Up and Squares of the City are all amazing and less uh long.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I read Stand on Zanzibar a few years ago. It was okay. I was kinda irritated at the way the narrative just skips over large chunks of critical action - conflicts are set-up and then resolved in a completely unsatisfying manner.
Would still totally pick up Shockwave Rider if I ever see a copy
― shit was shocking as fuck back then (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Have you read the second two I recommended Shakey? They are both amazing (much better than Shockwave Rider actually despite not being used for Royal Trux song titles).
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link
not yet - they have copies of Squares of the City at Borderlands tho, which I am planning on picking up
― shit was shocking as fuck back then (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I got it there for like $2. Brunner wrote like 100 books or something so there is probably more great stuff there. I've got two or three more sitting on shelf (including Stand.)
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link
stand on zanzibar was my favourite book for a period of time as a teenager but i do not want to look at it again because i do not trust said teenager's aesthetics v. much
― thomp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
interesting that the marber grid never really took hold of penguin's SF line.
― thomp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, apparently Facetti decided all those covers also had to be composed of a pre-existing abstract painting. Hum.
― thomp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, and I'll rep for the first 2 Richard Morgan books, tho I was disappointing he dropped the hard-boiled noir vibe partway thru the first book.
Still, stories involving xenoarcheology are always fun for me, be it Rendezvous w/ Rama or Lucasarts' The Dig.
Can anyone recommend any other xenoarcheology tales? I've already read Ringworld, and some of you protested loudly when I wanted to start a thread on New Wave sci-fi, like when Playboy would run short stories, which of course would feature the intrepid hero ducking some greenskinned Orion slave chick or something.
― kingfish, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
don't know what everyone's complaining about. fantasy at least is doing just fine. this book http://www.tachyonpublications.com/book/New_Weird.html is amazing (and the cover isn't tacky, nor the spine or type chintzy), especially the stories by steph swainston and alistair rennie. the thread m. john harrison kicked off the vandermeers reprint is like the best ilx one that never happened
― kamerad, Thursday, 30 April 2009 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Can anyone recommend any other xenoarcheology tales?
My favorite by a million light years is a short story: R.A. Lafferty's "Continued On Next Rock" - it's in one of Damon Knight's Orbit anthologies.
Also, er, At The Mountains Of Madness
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 30 April 2009 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link
bah! i'll wait for Guillermo's version
― kingfish, Thursday, 30 April 2009 08:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Jack MacDivett (or however you spell his name) has written a series of okay-ish books that are solely (pretty much) about xenoarcheology starting with The Engines of God
― Stone Monkey, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Is Fifth Head of Cerberus xenoarchaeology or just xenoanthropology?
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
"don't know what everyone's complaining about. fantasy at least is doing just fine. this book http://www.tachyonpublications.com/book/New_Weird.html is amazing (and the cover isn't tacky, nor the spine or type chintzy)"http://www.tachyonpublications.com/images/covers/NW_BookPg2.png
I'm not a graphic designer, so I can't articulate with any authority what's wrong with this cover (it feels representative of a more modern but equally cheesy trend, but I don't have the vocabulary to describe it), except to say that I think most people would be more moved by "Together we could rape the universe."
Graphic designers, weigh in, please.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
im not a graphic designer but i am on the internet which makes me an expert, and that design sucks
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
corny/ugly font
drop shadow on the bug thing but not on the lettering, so the typography feels like it belongs to some kind of different world
reinforcing this: the way that the space created by the ragged ends of the left and right-aligned lists doesn't create any kind of coherent shape
border just a really confusingly pointless choice
― thomp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
also pretty sure m. harrison, m. moorcock, c. barker, c. mieville, p. de filippo don't belong in any kind of movement with 'new' in front of it. (well, the first two did forty years ago, admittedly)
― thomp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I was about to say, let's not completely forget history here!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
"drop shadow on the bug thing but not on the lettering, so the typography feels like it belongs to some kind of different world"
Is this a designer mistake? Wouldn't drop shadow on the lettering put the words on the same plane as the bug, instead of in the background (where it seems like they were intended to go)?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
That border is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd idea because every time that fucking prints the cover is going to be a scootch to the left or right or top or bottom, and that black line is going to get trimmed unevenly (or even completely off) and someone is going to be pissed and it's all the DESIGNER'S FAULT.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
"design" is the worst but designers are even worse
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
xp to kingfish:
Feby. 27, 1933Dear Morse:--- By the way--since you have such a charitable opinion of my fictional attempts, you may be pleased to hear that my last story--The Dreams in the Witch-House, written exactly a year ago--will appear during the present twelvemonth in Weird Tales. I had become disgusted with the whole business, but Derleth (to whom it was lent) happened to show this story to Editor Wright. The latter asked if he might purchase it for $140.00, and I decided (sorely needing the tangible return) to let him have it--even though it most emphatically fails to satisfy me. Wright asked for radio dramatisation rights, but I set my foot down there. I shall never permit anything bearing my signature to be banalised and vulgarised into the kind of flat infantile twaddle which passes for "horror tales" amongst the radio and cinema audiences! Yrs. most cordially and sincerely, HPLovecraft
Dear Morse:---
By the way--since you have such a charitable opinion of my fictional attempts, you may be pleased to hear that my last story--The Dreams in the Witch-House, written exactly a year ago--will appear during the present twelvemonth in Weird Tales. I had become disgusted with the whole business, but Derleth (to whom it was lent) happened to show this story to Editor Wright. The latter asked if he might purchase it for $140.00, and I decided (sorely needing the tangible return) to let him have it--even though it most emphatically fails to satisfy me. Wright asked for radio dramatisation rights, but I set my foot down there. I shall never permit anything bearing my signature to be banalised and vulgarised into the kind of flat infantile twaddle which passes for "horror tales" amongst the radio and cinema audiences!
Yrs. most cordially and sincerely, HPLovecraft
― ian, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link