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Only figured out upon hearing it today (probably because I never paid anything but peripheral attention to the song before) that Adam Duritz is the second voice on '6th Avenue Heartache'.

Yeah, I don't really care, either.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 04:54 (seven years ago) link

now I hate the song twice as much, thanks

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

Vancouver is Canadian San Diego, if you think about it.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 05:41 (seven years ago) link

I learned two months ago that peanuts aren't nuts.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 05:47 (seven years ago) link

I learned very recently that Vancouver is all the way out west... I just thought it was close to Toronto or something. idk fuck
― flappy bird, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 7:03 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't know Vancouver was on the Pacific til I was 27.

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 05:53 (seven years ago) link

Vancouver is undoubtedly canadian seattle

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 07:12 (seven years ago) link

I heard about it as Vancouver being Canadian San Francisco as in arty bohemian magnet some years ago. I think reflected in music scene etc.
But not sure who from there beyond My Indole Ring and Subhumans during different eras.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 08:04 (seven years ago) link

at least we're all agreeing it's like some other west coast city

mh 😏, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link

It's like the Joplin, Mo. of British Columbia.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

I just now found out that Mickey and Minnie are boyfriend and girlfriend, not brother and sister

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

they're both

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link

fuckin mice mannnn

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

theyre also postsexual btw

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link

i can't remember the last time i saw an actual mickey mouse cartoon. when was the last one made? *goes to wiki*

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 19 January 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_and_the_Roadster_Racers

how's life, Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link

There was one of those 3-D computer-generated shows starring the Mouse. Soundtrack by They Might Be Giants

Annnoyed me at :59 how fast the characters disappeared from them leaving the gate to when the camera pans to its wide shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGHrjXH9Gk

pplains, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link

That the power on/off symbols '|' and 'O' come from the binary system, 1 and 0. This knowledge helps enormously to keep the two apart.

It took me ages to learn which is which. I think this is because I have a memory of shutting down a television set when I was young, you'd see this fading flash that, in our case, resembled '|'. So I always thought that meant 'off', and O seemed logical to me to mean 'on', in an open circuit kind of way.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

It never even occurred to me. I just thought it was a cool symbol.

pplains, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link

a lot of these symbols that are just 'symbols' on the surface are actually quite logical. Like the divide-by sign (a dot, above a line, above a dot - can't find it on a modern keyboard) is just a representation of what you'd do with long division.

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 19 January 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

That makes sense. But to me '|' feels way more like 'closed', or off, than O which feels open or on. But it's the other way around.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link

that americans think michael flateley is irish

michael flateley is the most american least irish person in the world

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:30 (seven years ago) link

Most American Irish are more likely to have predominate DNA/family history that hails from the fjords, brits or the Nazis, you can't blame them for trying really.

calzino, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link

look i wouldnt blame eddie murphy for chancing his arm cos its an honour and a privilege but cmon now

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:44 (seven years ago) link

gis'ing michael flateley almost made me sick to the stomach

this guy even looks like the epitome of cheese

no need to see a moving version of him

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

movement his best feature tbftty

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

will take yer word for it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:46 (seven years ago) link

35 taps per second.

'mericah, fuck yeah.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link

tranquilizer right to the buttocksll do im good

amputation wld be too harsh a punishment

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:50 (seven years ago) link

i only found out that michael flatley was american a few years ago

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link

he is a revolting looking man. very hard to look at

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link

Vancouver is the Canadian Large Bellingham

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

gis'ing michael flateley almost made me sick to the stomach

this guy even looks like the epitome of cheese

no need to see a moving version of him

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45

he is a revolting looking man. very hard to look at

― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:52

Why so mean?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

Vancouver is the Canadian Large Bellingham

― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, January 19, 2017 3:56 PM (fifty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is cruel

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link

he sports that e! entertainment tonight look thats why

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link

Just seems unnecessary

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

It's absolutely necessary, compellingly so.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

hes like an andre rieu michal bolton lovechild playing a mad max villain for a beauty pageant i dunno how you expect positivity

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:13 (seven years ago) link

haaaa

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:15 (seven years ago) link

haha

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link

I hope someday you guys will come back to this thread about learning how indefensible it is to mock appearances like that.

Unless you're just talking about hair, clothes and fake tans. I'll criticize those choices but gently, unless the person is a raging anus and their hair, clothes and makeup choices reflect their douchery.

Like this stupid looking fuckhead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Alexandersson#/media/File:LarsAlex.jpg

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:25 (seven years ago) link

unless the person is a raging anus and their hair, clothes and makeup choices reflect their douchery.

Have you heard of this American guy, Michael Flatley?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:27 (seven years ago) link

Is he known to be a bad guy?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:31 (seven years ago) link

http://is-a-cunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/flately1.jpg

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

looks p orange to me

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

rag will you go check why this tart is in todays news before pissing and marming pls

also yes his appearance is both a dedicated choice (fair enough) and totally reflects his douchery

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:41 (seven years ago) link

the cunt looks like he is auditioning for season 2 of The OA in that pic, and doesn't seem suitably muscly + lean enough to be a proper dancer.

Me + my bro were press-ganged into Irish Dancing lessons for a couple of weeks in '80. Until it was realised there were expenses for ridiculous shoes and one of the instructors was a bit dodgy w/ kids and we were dreading every minute of it.

I found some anti-Trump firebrand called Daniel O'Donnell on Twitter, but sadly it wasn't my mum's hero.

calzino, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link

who... who is this mans

flappy bird, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

he is the.... lord of the dance

mh 😏, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:05 (seven years ago) link

a number of performers of his type are the real life version of your mother's warning that "if you keep making that face, it'll freeze like that"

he has this permanent smug half-smile eyebrow raise

mh 😏, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link


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