Worst TV adverts of the moment

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they're trying to be inclusive but they're hamfisted and they're adverts

conrad, Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link

^^^^

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:01 (seven years ago) link

Oh yes, seen that one dozens of times

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link

they're rubbishy adverts because they're adverts but I'd imagine a lot of disabled people are happy to see any representation that doesn't involve people being plucky, inspiring victims

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:28 (seven years ago) link

this is mint if you've never seen it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx9fAEJeI0E

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link

what's the problem with Gaz and Leccy?

soref, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link

they're rubbishy adverts because they're adverts but I'd imagine a lot of disabled people are happy to see any representation that doesn't involve people being plucky, inspiring victims

― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), donderdag 19 januari 2017 13:28 (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^ this. and it takes a special kind of ninny to be offended by it.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link

the problem with Gaz and Leccy is they make me want to kill whoever came up with them

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link

reckon its just because they hit each other?

I'll never forget hearing my step father ringing up and complaining to the BBC over an episode of Jim'll Fix it. He used to work as an ICI safety officer, and in the episode they had kids playing around with liquid nitrogen or something.

Ste, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link

Just youtubed and have never seen Gaz and Leccy before.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

Or Gourmet Burger Kitchen.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link

These must run on channels I don't watch or have. Sky maybe?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link

those T-Mobile ads where "fees" are represented by giant lice crawling all over are really disgusting

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Up against the wall, come the revolution...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPaknE25GL0

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 09:26 (seven years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hwoijXA_M84/hqdefault.jpg

why is this guy in every advert all of a sudden? taking the food out of the mouths of belvita bloke's kids

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/files/images/m33_newsimg_a30ba016-2947-43e9-bde0-d07f09345e0f.jpg?width=219&height=411

soref, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 18:39 (seven years ago) link

Maybe the Belvita guy went back to experimental theatre.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Pukka Pie mom seems way too posh to be sat tucking into a Pukka Pie

Dick Hole Son (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Nathan Sykes tickets!

kinder, Saturday, 18 February 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link

Pukka Pie mom seems way too posh to be sat tucking into a Pukka Pie

She's not, she needed a payday loan to fix her boiler the last time I saw her on telly.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 19 February 2017 10:29 (seven years ago) link

posh people get payday loans, but only in the adverts

Mark G, Sunday, 19 February 2017 10:36 (seven years ago) link

dear Aviva, it's not a "social experiment", it's a shitty fucking advert. cheers.

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link

I'm in the cinema rn and there's an advert for a bank that has top cat in it and is unbelievably long and bad, they've hired some mook who cannot do the voice of top cat to do the voice of top cat

wins, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:43 (seven years ago) link

You haven't seen the Flintstones and Scooby Doo ones yet?

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link

yabba-dabba-don't

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

a stoner and a magical dog want to sell me financial products

Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Top Cat is a vagrant and con artist, I don't know if that's better or worse.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link

Fred Flintstone is a noted abuser of dinosaurs. Which shoddily drawn cartoon character CAN I trust to sell me a mortgage???

Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link

Deputy Bank Manager Dawg

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link

done for impersonating a police officer IIRC

Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link

You haven't seen the Flintstones and Scooby Doo ones yet?

yuck, no - are they also unbelievably long with terrible voice work?

wins, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link

The Flash ad where the dog sings about all the mud being gone makes me hate dogs and television and everything. Jesus, the person who wrote that ad must hate themselves.

trishyb, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link

(xp) Terrible voice work is a given, I assume you saw a long version for cinema.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

i find the Flash advert weirdly endearing, i like the 2-person perspective

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link

i mean it's no Duck but

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link

The hairdo adverts with the adults lip syncing the kids talking are absolutely repulsive. I hate this shit. And the revers - babies talking digitally - is also disgusting.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link

hairdo

I had to think about this for a bit, but I guess you meant Haribo and some auto-correct kicked in? If so, co-sign. Especially the one in the boardroom.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

Lol @ hairdo.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Put down that cardboard box, son, and run, run like the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djUt_5Ko7Yw

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link

it would be a real shame if an *accident* were to happen

Neil S, Monday, 3 April 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d5PPsBpq_I

pray i never come across you after i've had a few drinks, motherfucker

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 April 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link

Brexterminate the insufferable brute

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 11:54 (seven years ago) link

i just don't believe Skeletor uses Money Supermarket.

koogs, Sunday, 30 April 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link

*vomit*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2VA2V0XcA

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link

You are
Watching
Foodie videos
When you
Could be
SavingwithGroupOn
No!

how's life, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

there are some really bad ones for Twin Peaks. i saw one that was somebody googling "What is Twin Peaks?".

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

Another NatWest. Jeezus sodding Christ… John and his fecking jacket and his fecking wallet…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAo-h37dwaw

'Comments are disabled for this video'. I wonder why?

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 28 May 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link

Advert Man is back! Cruelly though they keep us waiting for his appearance until halfway through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCB_bYguYc

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link

i don't really like Kipling's "If", tho its adoption by every dick in the world doesn't feel totally like Kipling's fault, and jesus christ no poet deserves the badly scanning fuckery of that Dove Realness advert

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link

hope natwest also sends the secret code to disable the baddies and pull jackie back into the cash machine

kinder, Sunday, 28 May 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link


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