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Most American Irish are more likely to have predominate DNA/family history that hails from the fjords, brits or the Nazis, you can't blame them for trying really.

calzino, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link

look i wouldnt blame eddie murphy for chancing his arm cos its an honour and a privilege but cmon now

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:44 (seven years ago) link

gis'ing michael flateley almost made me sick to the stomach

this guy even looks like the epitome of cheese

no need to see a moving version of him

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

movement his best feature tbftty

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

will take yer word for it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:46 (seven years ago) link

35 taps per second.

'mericah, fuck yeah.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link

tranquilizer right to the buttocksll do im good

amputation wld be too harsh a punishment

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:50 (seven years ago) link

i only found out that michael flatley was american a few years ago

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link

he is a revolting looking man. very hard to look at

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link

Vancouver is the Canadian Large Bellingham

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

gis'ing michael flateley almost made me sick to the stomach

this guy even looks like the epitome of cheese

no need to see a moving version of him

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45

he is a revolting looking man. very hard to look at

― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:52

Why so mean?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

Vancouver is the Canadian Large Bellingham

― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, January 19, 2017 3:56 PM (fifty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is cruel

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link

he sports that e! entertainment tonight look thats why

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link

Just seems unnecessary

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

It's absolutely necessary, compellingly so.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

hes like an andre rieu michal bolton lovechild playing a mad max villain for a beauty pageant i dunno how you expect positivity

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:13 (seven years ago) link

haaaa

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:15 (seven years ago) link

haha

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link

I hope someday you guys will come back to this thread about learning how indefensible it is to mock appearances like that.

Unless you're just talking about hair, clothes and fake tans. I'll criticize those choices but gently, unless the person is a raging anus and their hair, clothes and makeup choices reflect their douchery.

Like this stupid looking fuckhead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Alexandersson#/media/File:LarsAlex.jpg

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:25 (seven years ago) link

unless the person is a raging anus and their hair, clothes and makeup choices reflect their douchery.

Have you heard of this American guy, Michael Flatley?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:27 (seven years ago) link

Is he known to be a bad guy?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:31 (seven years ago) link

http://is-a-cunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/flately1.jpg

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

looks p orange to me

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

rag will you go check why this tart is in todays news before pissing and marming pls

also yes his appearance is both a dedicated choice (fair enough) and totally reflects his douchery

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:41 (seven years ago) link

the cunt looks like he is auditioning for season 2 of The OA in that pic, and doesn't seem suitably muscly + lean enough to be a proper dancer.

Me + my bro were press-ganged into Irish Dancing lessons for a couple of weeks in '80. Until it was realised there were expenses for ridiculous shoes and one of the instructors was a bit dodgy w/ kids and we were dreading every minute of it.

I found some anti-Trump firebrand called Daniel O'Donnell on Twitter, but sadly it wasn't my mum's hero.

calzino, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link

who... who is this mans

flappy bird, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

he is the.... lord of the dance

mh 😏, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:05 (seven years ago) link

a number of performers of his type are the real life version of your mother's warning that "if you keep making that face, it'll freeze like that"

he has this permanent smug half-smile eyebrow raise

mh 😏, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link

andre rieu hilariously has this smug half-smile because he does it while playing the violin. now he's cursed to half smug at all times

mh 😏, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link

Was Riverdance/Lord of the Dance so long ago that people are now not knowing who this guy is? GOd, how old am I.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 20 January 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link

i haven't even heard another American talk about Michael Flatley since like 1998

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 05:57 (seven years ago) link

if this doesn't ring every alarm bell on your douchetar, I dunno what to say.

http://img.soundtrackcollector.com/movie/large/Lord_of_the_dance.jpg

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:32 (seven years ago) link

* douchedar

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link

I

I thought he was Irish tbh

wins, Friday, 20 January 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link

He does all that Irish stuff!

wins, Friday, 20 January 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link

Painting himself orange and prancing about like a tit for the amusement of demagogues.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:40 (seven years ago) link

Have to admit I thought he was Irish too. Apols, The Irish.

kinder, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:15 (seven years ago) link

that (apart from leap years) the calendar shifts one day every year - so since 1st of january was a sunday this year it will be a monday in 2018, tuesday in 2019...

niels, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:19 (seven years ago) link

On a related note, that the point of putting the clocks back in winter is so that normal working hours coincide with the hours of daylight.

heaven parker (anagram), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link

a+ graphic

johnny crunch, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

strictly speaking clocks go forward in summer rather than back in winter

In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

[/pedant]

In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:50 (seven years ago) link

count me in the 'WTF Flatley?' cru

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Is that wtf who is he or wtf why so mean or wtf why is he allowed to exist?

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:28 (seven years ago) link

i walk like Roddy McDowall in chimp mode on ice

I got freebies for Riverdance at Radio City Music Hall when i worked 'on Broadway' and took my Ireland-as-leprechaun-land mom. It was a sacrifice.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

Amazed Flatley is not Irish. So is my colleague, who pointed out while he'd never heard Flatley speak, he'd heard an impersonator taking the piss out of Flatley speak in an Irish accent.

écorché (S-), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:48 (seven years ago) link

I assumed he was Irish too, since he made his breakthrough as the interval act at Eurovision.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Thursday, 2 February 2017 11:58 (seven years ago) link


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