Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (seven years ago) link

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (six years ago) link

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

The No Shit Sherlock

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

ooo just in time for xmas

The Christmas Pudding

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

The Jem & The Holograms AKA The Truly Truly Truly Fartrageous

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

All About That Bass

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

The Quacking Duck

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

The Disaster (F)Artist

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

the long tail

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

The squeaky clean

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

The Reaganonmics AKA The Trickle Down Effect.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

The Dog Whistle

u kno the 1

winkwink nudge nudge

infinity (∞), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

ten months pass...

The Grand Slam

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Tube Train Departing

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

Wind in the Willows

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Duck Duck Go

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

The Oater

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

quiet storm

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

The Genie
The Aladdin
The Princess Jasmine
The Abu

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link

the soft brexit

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:43 (five years ago) link

The Charleston

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:10 (five years ago) link

The Dumbo Reboot

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:11 (five years ago) link

The Belgrade Gambit

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:32 (five years ago) link

The Mexican Indian Wars

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:39 (five years ago) link

To Kill a Mockingbird

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

(apologies to esteemed ILXor rip van wanko but) Rip Van Wanko

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link

just about to

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link

the spotify

maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (five years ago) link

The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (five years ago) link

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

The Hangin' Tough

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

The Please Don't Go, Girl

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

Piper at the gates of dawn.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 15 July 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link


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