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"eat my goal" the olde footie song by the collapsed lung i believe not really abite futbal, no is it?

― bob snoom, Sunday, 29 December 2002 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

Phone went west by my morning jacket :-D

"Is there still a lock on yer back door?"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

I think this thread contains my first ever post.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

It was all downhill from there, now you can't escape.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

Most people think Ween's "Chocolate Town" is about anal, but I think it's about Hershey, PA.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

I cannot believe noone mentioned "She Screamed" by Ultra Vivid Scene
"It's like fire and it's like ice/It's like being in paradise"
however, it could just be a metaphor :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

Duh.."Cocksucker Blues"

"Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
But I know where to put it every time"

― anode (anode), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

"Tush" "Sleeping Bag" "Rough Boy" "Pincushion" "Cover Your Rig"
all by ZZ TOP, greatest ass-fuckers of all time

― SexyDancer, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

Don't forget the passion of Feederz' "Jesus"

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago) link

Blur - 'Girls and Boys'

― Jamie Fake (the pirate king), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite Guns N' Roses lyric ever: "Turn around bitch I've got a use for you/Besides you got nothing better to do/and I'm bored."

― brian patrick (brian patrick), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm probably way of the scent here but I always thought Lee Hazlewood's 'The Night Before' was about the path less well travelled.

― holojames, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

"The Fudge Punch" by Wiseblood (aka Jim Thirlwell/Clint Ruin, of Foetus). I probably don't need to quote the lyrics...

― Reuben Flagg, Friday, 21 May 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Marvin Gaye is definitely the man here . . .

"Ooh baby please turn yourself around, so I can love you" ('You Sure Love To Ball')

"I'm gonna be loving you, in and out, up and down, all around . . . I'm taking you here and there and all around the world" ('Feel All My Love Inside')

"I want to intrude, at least three times a day" ('Come Live With Me Angel')

I think the 'I Want You' LP is pretty much one big 'paean'.

― Edmundo (Edmundo), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"Turn the Beat Around" Vicki Sue Robinson

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"Prison Sex" by tool

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Pulp -- "She's a Lady" (arguably, due to the "wore your body back to front" line)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"That's The Way I Like It" KC & the Sunshine Band. Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
If that's too suggestive or uh, poetic for you there's always "Jesus Entering From The Rear" by the Dicks.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh and "Width of a Circle' by David Bowie. wait here comes my wife..."honey what are you looking at?" "uh it's about music..."

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

did it really take so long for the obvious to be noted?

Wreckx-N-Effect - "Rump Shaker"

― john'n'chicago, Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"Brown Sugar"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

just kidding.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Stranglers "Down in the Sewer"

― dave q, Monday, 8 November 2004 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"Rock Me Gently" by Andy Kim:

"Rock me gently,
Rock me slowly,
Take it easy, don't you know
That I have never been loved like this before."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Crapenters "Colon Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"

― dave q, Monday, 8 November 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

\\m//

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

No one's even mentioned Pansy Division yet, but I suppose that's too easy.

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Led Zeppelin 'Whole Lotta Love'

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."

― stevo (stevo), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Franz Ferdinand - 'Do You Want To'. Possibly.

― Flyboy (Flyboy), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."

A backdoor man is an old blues line referring to the "other man" who has to enter and leave through the backdoor so the husband never catches him.

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Jet Boy Jet Girl by The Dead Boys (or the six million other bands that also did it). Not all about anal, but it's in there like Ragu!

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i can't tell which side André 3000 wants to put it in on "Spread"

― JAXON (jaxon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"Cockfight of Feelings" by the late great SKWM, unconfirmed,

the chorus:"Softly Now, Softly Now, Try it, you won't die"

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

woah...seriously?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe, that's my guess

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

to be fair, you say that about every song.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

when in doubt, its probably about butt-fucking, that's what my dad always said

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

good man, yr dad.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

What, no Penetration by Iggy & The Stooges?

(Oh god, just realises that she spent most of the Reading Festival sandwiched between Iggy and Turbonegro, the two bands with the most songs about anal sex, ever. Oh dear.)

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Human Sexual Response - "Butt Fuck"

― no way i'm leaving my name googleable for this (teenagequiet), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Bent's "Chocolate Wings."

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke too fast...
If my stuff's not tight enough, you can stick it in my...Whooo! I be Strokin!

My classiest moment was when the wife and I dueted this at karaoke.

― joygoat (joygoat), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

God Is My Co-Pilot performs "Poke"

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Bob Dylan - "My Back Passage"

― Christine Martin, Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Rachel Stevens - I Said Never Again (But Here we are..) "I let you in the back door" / "rough love is so deceiving"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

DuJour - Backdoor Lover

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

We had joy
We had fun
We had dicks between our buns

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

the b-52's - dirty back road

― palko, Friday, 21 October 2016 07:35 (seven years ago) link

Razorlight "In the Morning" ("Are you really gonna do it this time?")

― Mark G, Friday, 21 October 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link

stunned no-one has mentioned blazin' squad's immortal buttsecks anthem 'flip reverse it' yet

― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

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