Descriptions of Steve Bannon

a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:

"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"

Baloo the Bear

a polar bear that let itself go

The "before" picture in a racist weight-loss ad

a hate crime with overactive sweat glands

a grapefruit stuffed with moss

A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample.

Steve Bannon at the Movies

Really should direct porn tho'.

not enough lips, too many chins

A homemade Jabba the Hutt figure.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/human-forebear-bag-beast-no-anus-study-162843979.html

'a bag-like beast with no anus'

The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek

Someone on my Facebook feed compared him to this guy, but I don't know who he is!

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16387852_10208359109284476_993785383970036496_n.jpg?oh=6d8ddf1df987fc00f65c026f4897152f&oe=5909AD8B

'otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club'

the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea

A slug that's spent several years gestating inside the lower intestine of the cadaver of Philip Seymour Hoffman before hatching out inside a wedge of impacted excrement, then copulating with its mate in the slime path of a gastropod Eddie Izzard, proceeding to chew off its own penis and finally vomiting the remains into a dunghill of rotten cabbage.

(I researched the life-cycle of a slug for that one)

can i quote you on that one?

jowly october revolution LARPer

please do

A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence

Steve Bannon Looks Like A Motherfucker With Some Dark Secrets

A holiday to Thailand

Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat.

Poop with a cigarette in it

stray turd

Satan's big toe

like someone tried to bleach a prolapsed anus

Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid

A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle.

misplaced jerk-off sock

An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca.

unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat

your future murderer

your dad's sad laid off friend who asks to store his old paperwork in boxes in your garage while he looks for an apartment after he gets kicked out of the house by his wife but he never comes back for the stuff and he won't answer your dad's calls and finally you help your dad throw the stuff away.

america's creepy uncle

human yeast infection

lobotomized hitchens

unctuous doomcrepe

delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist

A man haunted by memories: of pissing his pants and his dad's looking at him with disgust and shaking his head, and his mom's dragging him off to the bathroom and angrily cleaning him up and he's getting a twinge 'down there' and he can't help it but he is, and as she's towelling him down he's reliving that time in 3rd semester when the jocks at school flushed his head into the toilet and since then he can't help thinking of it as he's masturbating, and now he has hypnopompic dreams of screaming women rubbing cake batter into his hair and a snail's crawling up his leg and its talons are digging in and he's trying to scream but he can't and the toilet's filled with blood.

Like if James Murphy despised music.

Funny-sad WC Fields.

self-medicating scrofula sufferer

Heard someone say that Bannon looks the way a Greyhound bus smells.

i wreck mics like Bannon's ass wrecks bikes

Just an ordinary corpse

this the best caricature of Bannon I've seen thus far: http://luckovich.blog.ajc.com/2017/01/31/0201-mike-luckovich-white-house-furniture/

Lol

he looks like big boo from orange is the new black
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/orange-is-the-new-black/images/9/97/Big_Boo_Ep4.png/revision/latest?cb=20131104011644

Fox News' Judge Nap: Bannon Facing 20 Years and 'It Doesn't Look Good'

Frankly, I don't see how your feelings about its appearance have any bearing upon its criminal case, Judge Nap.

lmao at the shitty taped swastika on the headset xp

Reuters sketch of Steve Bannon appearing handcuffed in court in Manhattan today. pic.twitter.com/H8KKrxTJuM

— Josie Ensor (@Josiensor) August 20, 2020

Mandible Vector

👍 https://t.co/6CIyH0OXHu pic.twitter.com/yueH9qzvn3

— actually it’s good (@yungchomsky) August 20, 2020

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/steve-bannon-arresting-for-gobbling-up-skiers-at-bottom-of-hill/

https://thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ywti.jpg

https://external-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBUqKBNLBxX8BrK&w=500&h=261&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.squarespace.com%2Fstatic%2F5b9ffe0f1137a680c2c08250%2F5ba02661cd8366eb6ec50772%2F5f401bdef412d441b12708ee%2F1598038363115%2FAP20233824572474.jpg%3Fformat%3D1500w&cfs=1&sx=0&sy=0&sw=1500&sh=783&ext=jpg&_nc_hash=AQDhG7qYE5JuFfEF

Bustopher Crohns

Big Michael Winner/Phillip
Green energy there.

mold over beethoven

you just know he's tanned *all* over

https://mcdn.wallpapersafari.com/medium/53/31/IRAbwx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small

Beached Loki?

BrundleCockerspaniel

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/d9/36/51d936c117db12c49327b1e3b9d21af0.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 17, 2021 1:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

at least he appears to only be wearing one shirt in this picture

Oh my god, is he okay?

My wife insisted this photo is not real.

It's like every part of him expanded during the pandemic except for his central face.

Televangelist Jerry Fallguy

https://i.imgur.com/mmX5gvK.jpg

lol

https://t.co/um7lnztX4n pic.twitter.com/1wqp8heYzM

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 22, 2022

"a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket"

https://i.imgur.com/2PpdZew.png

The moon after six space shuttles crashed into it

The uncle you never want to be alone with.

"a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise"

https://i.imgur.com/AALvDPy.png

Lol are these from Dall E

An AI's idea of a cartoon villain.

One of those dolls that when you squeeze its belly, its eyes pop out of their sockets, large marge style

xxp yes

Large Marge

"A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample."

https://i.imgur.com/6iMloiV.png

A diaper with salad in it

https://i.ibb.co/92TKt0B/Screenshot-20221021-154545.jpg

These comments are not kind

"Shaved Garfield"

https://i.imgur.com/Yo8Rwcw.png

Lol I did that one on Dall E earlier and got a similar result

http://www.cultfilminreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/39_CFIR_HoboWithAShotgun.jpg

“Here comes the clergyman, slow and solemn, in severe simplicity, needing no black silk gown to denote his office.” Clergyman of Pigs