Descriptions of Steve Bannon

jowly october revolution LARPer

please do

A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence

Steve Bannon Looks Like A Motherfucker With Some Dark Secrets

A holiday to Thailand

Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat.

Poop with a cigarette in it

stray turd

Satan's big toe

like someone tried to bleach a prolapsed anus

Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid

A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle.

misplaced jerk-off sock

An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca.

unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat

your future murderer

your dad's sad laid off friend who asks to store his old paperwork in boxes in your garage while he looks for an apartment after he gets kicked out of the house by his wife but he never comes back for the stuff and he won't answer your dad's calls and finally you help your dad throw the stuff away.

america's creepy uncle

human yeast infection

lobotomized hitchens

unctuous doomcrepe

delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist

A man haunted by memories: of pissing his pants and his dad's looking at him with disgust and shaking his head, and his mom's dragging him off to the bathroom and angrily cleaning him up and he's getting a twinge 'down there' and he can't help it but he is, and as she's towelling him down he's reliving that time in 3rd semester when the jocks at school flushed his head into the toilet and since then he can't help thinking of it as he's masturbating, and now he has hypnopompic dreams of screaming women rubbing cake batter into his hair and a snail's crawling up his leg and its talons are digging in and he's trying to scream but he can't and the toilet's filled with blood.

Like if James Murphy despised music.

Funny-sad WC Fields.

self-medicating scrofula sufferer

Heard someone say that Bannon looks the way a Greyhound bus smells.

i wreck mics like Bannon's ass wrecks bikes

Just an ordinary corpse

this the best caricature of Bannon I've seen thus far: http://luckovich.blog.ajc.com/2017/01/31/0201-mike-luckovich-white-house-furniture/

Lol

he looks like big boo from orange is the new black
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/orange-is-the-new-black/images/9/97/Big_Boo_Ep4.png/revision/latest?cb=20131104011644

He wishes

A roadrashed ballsack.

Peter Hook's lost yank twin who has eaten only Lunchables since 1990

human yeast infection

Yup

The smell of vending machine junk food, non-dairy creamer, and 18-hour days in front of a computer, made flesh.

The Swamp-Ass Monster.

Meat shits in human form.

The moldering olive loaf you don't even remember buying.

The least objectionable picture found in the photo album of that scout master who disappeared abruptly.

Jan Molby with late stage liver cirrhosis

a tetherball being bitten by a mangy dog

empty vodka bottle filled with cigarette butts

diseased sun-bleached beachball

Permanently three weeks after denied for tenure.

an opaque plastic bag full of used syringes

(Also, as the guy who loved when McCain called his clam 'Hobbits' and then when Hillary did even better calling them 'deplorables,' he's completely deliberate in what he's doing.)

A jumbo marshmallow left a little too long over the fire and then dropped in the dirt.

A waterlogged body dragged out of a polluted river.

My wife insisted this photo is not real.

It's like every part of him expanded during the pandemic except for his central face.

Televangelist Jerry Fallguy

https://i.imgur.com/mmX5gvK.jpg

lol

https://t.co/um7lnztX4n pic.twitter.com/1wqp8heYzM

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 22, 2022

"a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket"

https://i.imgur.com/2PpdZew.png

The moon after six space shuttles crashed into it

The uncle you never want to be alone with.

"a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise"

https://i.imgur.com/AALvDPy.png

Lol are these from Dall E

An AI's idea of a cartoon villain.

One of those dolls that when you squeeze its belly, its eyes pop out of their sockets, large marge style

xxp yes

Large Marge

"A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample."

https://i.imgur.com/6iMloiV.png

A diaper with salad in it

https://i.ibb.co/92TKt0B/Screenshot-20221021-154545.jpg

These comments are not kind

"Shaved Garfield"

https://i.imgur.com/Yo8Rwcw.png

Lol I did that one on Dall E earlier and got a similar result

http://www.cultfilminreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/39_CFIR_HoboWithAShotgun.jpg

“Here comes the clergyman, slow and solemn, in severe simplicity, needing no black silk gown to denote his office.” Clergyman of Pigs