Descriptions of Steve Bannon

shaved garfield's eyelids look distressingly like ballsacks

a character from Deadwood who's most memorable scene involves him either falling in to a puddle, his pants falling down, or pants falling down as he falls in to a puddle

Off-season mall Santa.

Man who survived an avalanche by eating his friends.

19th hole regular

Santa Claus in violation of Megan's law

plz disseminate

http://i.imgur.com/38UJiFd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uBoQcBD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q2N9zcE.jpg

Lol

a bottle of curdled milk that fell out the back of a bin lorry

nothing will bear Shaved Garfield though

beat

'Steve is Steve'

a dirty Puffalump growing moss

HR Pufnstuf's alcoholic stepdad

haha

face like a depressed eggcup

(not mine)

a bowlful of marmalade that a ferret rolled around in

i put all three shaved garfields on facebook. it's only a matter of time now. would be great if he was constantly referred to as shaved garfield. "Mr. Spicer, the other day Shaved Garfield threatened..."

a jowelled wig

some of you have to know people in the Post or NYT that can make this take off

a tin of ham on legs

gas giant

turkey apple

a deviled egg that thinks it's people

the animated snot blob from the mucinex commercials

okay, one of the shaved garfields i put up on twitter has 14 retweets already and i haven't been on twitter since september. we are worldwide. someone should start a #shavedgarfield facebook group. the world's most racist cat! what's he up to today?! i would do it but i get full on pasta for real and then i'm sleepy.

Scott/everyone, the @shavedgarfield handle is free.

so there's an extreme close-up of bannon's horrible face on the cover of time magazine this week

any hanging boogers

its insane how bad they made him look

http://i.imgur.com/nk7oU3X.jpg

hahahaha

OMG, it's like they mashed a blueberry pie in his face before taking the shot.

I clearly should've trademarked Shaved Garfield before posting it. If y'all just donate a portion of your merchandising profits to the White Supremacist Ridicule Foundation, we're cool.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/cartoon/2017-02/06/content_28109848.htm

an excised cyst in a wet ashtray

your drunk uncle's drunk uncle

A human cloth diaper used to filter coffee and booze.

A laundry sack stuffed with soiled tube socks.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/69/e3/df69e374a97182482c79e0822a5a51da.jpg

Holy shit, that's just the dude I've been thinking about, but it was always on the cusp of my brain! I was thinking, was it a comic book villain, or the fat dude from Dune, or ... but that Fury Road dude is OTM. Well, after Bannon's nose falls off, at least.

steve bannon, who is catholic

What's the deal with his nose? Rosacea? Apparently it's not caused by alcoholism, but alcohol is a trigger for flare-ups. But you would think he would try to cover it up a bit more?

Who is that, Tycho Brahe?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdwR_mzUkAApM9N.jpg

Colonel Kurtz, dipped in acid

NEW YORK (AP) — On the heels of actress Melissa McCarthy's caustic portrayal of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer on "Saturday Night Live," comedienne Rosie O'Donnell says she's available to play President Donald Trump's controversial adviser Steve Bannon.

On her Twitter feed Monday night, O'Donnell responded to suggestions that she play Bannon by saying "available — if called I will serve."

they should just have women playing the entire administration

(not that I would watch it because fuck SNL)

also contains a great sub-newt bit of fawning:

He is a voracious reader who devours works of history and political theory “in like an hour,” said a former associate whom Bannon urged to read Sun Tzu’s The Art of War. “He’s like the Rain Man of nationalism.”

― goole, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:58 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Rain Man of nationalism

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

done

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink