RIVERDALE, the brooding reimagining of the Archie comics brought to you by the CW

somehow i never pictured riverdale as the foggiest town in america but turns out i was wrong

even the classrooms are foggy ffs

the high-concept here is so good even tho the show is so bad

dunno what they're gonna do now that they rolled out 'sugar, sugar' in the second episode

from the trailer i kinda really want to see this that's a terrible mistake right?

it's a moderately diverting teen-goth-whodunnit with the added hilarity of it being based on a famously wholesome comic-book

why wouldn't you want to give it a shot?

lol at "jughead" trending on twitter

Never going to watch what I could just go to tumblr for but, hey, icymi:

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best part of that is you can't see archie's weird fuckin' eyebrows

oooh those abs so scandalous

archie is the most jacked high-schooler in history tbh

Have you seen high schoolers these days?

http://images2.houstonpress.com/imager/u/original/6717679/carrottop.jpg

not since the court order, no

Archie is pretty, yes, but I couldn't stand more than two minutes of this.

Scherstuhl review i linked called Archie porn-star Conan O'Brien

Cheryl is unbearable (even moreso than intended), she feels ported in from Glee.

digging the twist at the end of each ep -- feels like it takes a page from scandal, how to get away with murder, etc

this stupid show is probably my favorite thing on tv right now.

Miss Grundy

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MISS GRUNDY??!!! rawrrrrr

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this show rules

I love this show so goddamn much, hope this thread stays bolded 4eva

"she said I was too fat to make the cheerleading squad last year"

"actually, she said you were a little too season five Betty Draper"

this show would be 10000% better if the murder victim was archie

it's the Jacob's Ladder ending!

I couldnt watch more than about 15 minutes of this, it felt like a TV version of Twilight or something very teen-girly.

All the clumsy pop culture meta jokes were especially on the nose.

I mean it is literally a show for teen girls

i searched 'rivette' on amazon and it corrected to riverdale

amazon otm

would love to see rivette do riverdale

While riverdancing

this show kinda has a season one of 'revenge' vibe and is therefore great. cheryl blossom is awesome. cheryl blossom's entrance at jason's memorial was the best tv moment since seven stormed up that hill and snapped troy's arm in 'stranger things'.

welp

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa has revealed to EW the show will be going full-blown supernatural in season two:

There definitely will be a big genre element to Season 2. It won’t suddenly just be a coming-of-age drama. There will definitely be a very strong, bold genre statement.
According to Aguirre-Sacas, Sabrina the Teenage Witch potentially joining the show’s universe is still very much on the table, presumably because of this upcoming “bold genre statement,” too:

I feel like I can say two things: One is, we are constantly talking about Sabrina and how to update her character and introduce her to the TV audiences, whether it’s part of the Riverdale universe or it’s alongside the Riverdale universe. Hopefully sooner rather than later, there will be something to do with Sabrina. And the other thing I will say is that in the finale there is an appearance of a character from the Archie mythology that has a darker origin and backstory.

I talk about it all the time because it’s my obsession. (Laughs) I love that character and obviously I also write The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina comic book. It’s sort of like, you know how there’s the Arrow-verse and then there’s Supergirl, which kind of exists in a different universe — they still cross over, but they’re in a different universe. I think there’s a lot of ways to skin the Sabrina cat, and I’m talking about them all the time basically to anyone who will listen.

there’s a lot of ways to skin the Sabrina cat

salem?

at this point a guest appearance by the punisher midway through season two seems all-but-certain

Glenn & Henry

lol, but afterlife with archie would make a great tv show

i can't imagine it won't happen within two years.

in the finale there is an appearance of a character from the Archie mythology that has a darker origin and backstory.

really hope it's this guy

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god I really hope this means I get my wish and they kill off archie

the whole first season turns out to be a stealth pilot for a casper the friendly ghost reboot starring archie as casper

guys is skeet ulrich okay

he looks unwell

i'm worried 4 him

He's alive? I thought his DNA merged with Johnny Depp's in 2003

they're like each other's portraits of dorian grey

mutually assured destruction

Does this take place in the Bronx? If not fuck off

I super love this show, its srsly my favorite thing on rn

It's like a teeeeny drop of Twin Peaks + Charmed + Melrose and I just love the corny goth cheese of it all

And Archie & Jughead are pretty af

lol you should familiarize yourself with a play called "Dog Sees God" if you haven't already. it, uhh, might trigger a similar response

What if the Family Circle characters were all drug addicts with PTSD?!

"Who spilled all this heroin?"

"Um...not me, bro."

thank you for your contribution to this thread, Old Lunch Josh in Chicago

Okay.

I would watch a dark, gritty Dawson's Creek reboot

Dawson’s Creek 2025

i peaced out on this ridiculous show before the end of season 2 but "why a ridiculous "gritty" imaging of 'archie'?" is just an odd question to me. why not? i think the show is dumb and bad, but who cares? archie is dumb and bad!

otoh they definitely should have made jughead an ace king

there needs to be a Riverdale/Community crossover. everybody from Community comes back shell-shocked

"fuck, we just played paintball when WE got upset"

"why a ridiculous "gritty" imaging of 'archie'?" is just an odd question to me. why not? i think the show is dumb and bad, but who cares? archie is dumb and bad!

Hence the question 'why even Archie at all in the first place' (and yes I know the comics already went down this road but the question applies there, as well)

why a tv show? there are so many tv shows already?

why post to a thread in the first place? there are already so many posts in existence. You can just think things without posting them.

Gritty Shirt Tales! They eat each other!

a) Who's gagging for a Shirt Tales reboot, b) of the twelve people who are, how badly do they want something that is nothing like Shirt Tales, c) why not make your own Killer Animals Wearing Shirts thing for all the people who would enjoy that and who aren't going to be drawn to the prospect of a Shirt Tales reboot because what even is Shirt Tales

In summation: stay weird, Hollywood

xpost You sure can!

what if they reimagined Scooby Doo as a bunch of anthropomorphic tools that solve mysteries

they could call it Screwby Doo

Y'all miss Andy Rooney, too, right?

Why do people eat oranges? No food should be named after its color! And why are cars so fast?

Why do birds etc

It never ends:

Trying to explain everything that’s happened on Riverdale this season is an impossible task, but to sum it up: Hiram Lodge tried to blow up Archie with a bomb, which instead somehow gave the main cast a variety of superpowers and allowed a dark sorcerer named Percival Pickens to arrive in town from another dimension. Also, Cheryl Blossom became a witch (unrelated). Archie and the gang managed to murder Percival before he was able to take over the town—both time travel and Satan were involved—but not before he was able to redirect Bailey’s Comet (not a typo) to head directly at Riverdale. This is a lot, and I’ve barely scratched the surface of what’s happened in season six, and I won’t even get into how the lance that pierced the side of Jesus while he was on the cross ended up in a Riverdale pawn shop.

Via a board vet

This is just the funniest thing I have seen on this site in a long time: https://t.co/GoVW9GuVrF

— Nicolarzzzz (@nicolarz) August 1, 2022

I'm never going to try to catch up with this but I do enjoy reading summaries of everything that happened after the second season. It's kind of like reading the wiki summaries of Dune books after the first two.

A perfect comparison.

i really enjoyed riverdale s1, but season 2 was too long and uneven-seeming so i kinda just abandoned the show until my friend convinced me to watch season 7 because it's heavily bisexual (it is, for a cw show), so then i came up with the unbelievably stupid idea of watching the seasons in reverse. i'm in 5 right now. this show fucking sucks. i love it

there are so many musical numbers and the cast are passable karaoke singers attempting stuff like "shallow" and "it's all coming back to me now" and sooo much musical theater and i have to look away from the screen in embarrassment whenever it happens

still: cheryl blossom is the greatest character in the history of television

she really is

i can’t remember how many seasons i watched til i dipped out, i think after luke perry died i didn’t enjoy it as much idk

i have not watched it since early s3 and don't intend to restart but whenever i come across clips, it always seems like the most bonkers shit ever (and the finale sounds straight up hilarious)

and yes, cheryl rules

about 10 years ago i was in a band and the lead singer was basically cheryl blossom ... the voice too.