Twitter C/D

the dippin dots thing is like hes trying to make a joke but cant produce enough pieces to assemble it so hes just all theyre NOT the ice cream of the future, which wld actually be p funny if it were self aware

I do the half-formed joke thing on purpose, you can make your own jokes, I'm not your joke maker

actually everyone online is responsible for bringing me jokes if u dont like it go offline

make me

dont test me i will see u banned from the web

youll have to go on the dark net just to make posts

i'm already posting about u on the dark web

also, buying drugs and guns

plz send me some drugs and guns thx

hit me up on the dark web, my handle is gunplug007

where on ilx are ppl discussing the rise & fall of slavap, music writer coke lord?

de subjectivisten iirc

https://i.imgur.com/nBUiZNX.jpg

i feel like dril's "not as good" recent period people were complaining about in the last couple years was actually a harbinger of the horrible 2017 ideas he predicted, Nostradamus-style

― mh 😏, Friday, February 3, 2017 2:41 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol im enjoying this theory and wld like to apologize to dril for not recognizing his prophecy, thus is the life of a visionary i guess

https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieeast/status/831990546675679235

https://image.ibb.co/krJtiv/IMG_20170218_141227.jpg

thank you i was trying to remember exactly how that went today

What is this thing on Twitter where people put their names inside three sets of parentheses (((like this)))?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

There is some debate as to whether it is helpful.

What... the... fuck.

Fuckin annoying when non-Jewish ppl do it... hey guys, a little thing called appropriation, yah?

For real tho, it seems to be exclusively hillary-liberals/Commentariat wastemen/48 percent nation/Moderate sensiblists/Read some effing Orwell types that bother with it

it's not.

hey guys, a little thing called appropriation, yah?

appropriation..... of... neo-nazis?

christ i am so tired of "IN CASE YOU MISSED IT" just give me the regular feed you fuckin dorks

i need a 1000 word medium post about what happened to y&nawintour

whatever it was, it was terminal

i like icymi

it has also had the effect of encouraging me to "like" with more abandon - on a more generous, instagrammy tip - and curb my retweets, cause i know some of the things that i like but don't retweet will get picked up by the algo and slipped into followers' feeds anyway

wld have to agree that icymi works pretty good

it does often show me tweets that i didnt miss tho, which is odd

ya i follow way too many ppl so i appreciate ICYMI, but i roll non-algorithmic otherwise (and there should be an option to turn it off. in fact i was under the impression there was one but couldn't find it). found the algorithm was a little too good at spitting my recent trends back at me, creating a positive feedback loop where i would see EVERY tweet by certain accounts, and none from others that i still liked

i like that it's quarantined from the rest of the feed. just a handful at the top, then that sweet raw twitter ish

found the algorithm was a little too good at spitting my recent trends back at me, creating a positive feedback loop where i would see EVERY tweet by certain accounts, and none from others that i still liked

― flopson, Wednesday, March 15, 2017 12:54 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark

this is a scourge on instagram espesh

i like that it's quarantined from the rest of the feed. just a handful at the top, then that sweet raw twitter ish

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, March 15, 2017 12:55 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Tweets in ICYMI should not be eligible for RTs. Hobos finding tweets they missed and RTing them just puts old tweets at the top of everyone else's timelines. Savage.

Lol

in general, once you've Liked or RT'd a tweet you shouldn't see it for at least a week

I'm anti-ICYMI. If I follow you, I didn't miss it. There is never a scenario where it is conceivable that I would miss it.

icymi annoys me bc i'm on twitter all the time and when i go to twitter i want to see what was just tweeted since the last time i went on twitter, not shit that was tweeted 16h ago or 22h ago when i was on twitter the day before

also i've already hit the "x" next to icymi to see it less but it still shows up all the time

spend less time on twitter :P

i hit the x every time and it still shows up about as often as always

i need a 1000 word medium post about what happened to y&nawintour

I do too because it's been bothering me all day that I have NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS

tina springtime is some wacky twitter person who works as a local organic farmer somewhere and apparently went from mildly amusing to full on fascist, conspiracy theory crazy and allied herself with other malcontents over the course of idk, hours or weeks or something.

it is one of the more bizarre twitter things i've witnessed

icymi but for new age neo libertarian northern canadian beef u missed

ha i used to follow her shes a total loon, has sort of a bot quality but like a very interesting bot, a sustainable farming_ebooks if u will

after a while youre kinda like "i get it" tho

some v high poetic highs imo but then just such devastating lows. small carrier plane crashing into the mountains of faux naivety lows

yuna‏ @yunawinter 21 Oct 2016

mom said "i need you to do a tweet about how we are wasting clean water by using it in our toilets" i said ilu mom i have this thought often

@yunawinter
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