not since the court order, no
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link
Archie is pretty, yes, but I couldn't stand more than two minutes of this.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Sunday, 5 February 2017 03:40 (seven years ago) link
Scherstuhl review i linked called Archie porn-star Conan O'Brien
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 February 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link
Cheryl is unbearable (even moreso than intended), she feels ported in from Glee.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 5 February 2017 05:49 (seven years ago) link
digging the twist at the end of each ep -- feels like it takes a page from scandal, how to get away with murder, etc
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 6 February 2017 01:27 (seven years ago) link
this stupid show is probably my favorite thing on tv right now.
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Friday, 10 February 2017 06:24 (seven years ago) link
Miss Grundy
https://comiclists.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/archie-miss-grundy.jpg
MISS GRUNDY??!!! rawrrrrr
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce9hcY_UUAAjWng.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 10 February 2017 06:34 (seven years ago) link
this show rules
― Number None, Sunday, 26 February 2017 14:58 (seven years ago) link
I love this show so goddamn much, hope this thread stays bolded 4eva
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Sunday, 26 February 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link
"she said I was too fat to make the cheerleading squad last year"
"actually, she said you were a little too season five Betty Draper"
― Number None, Sunday, 26 February 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
this show would be 10000% better if the murder victim was archie
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 26 February 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
it's the Jacob's Ladder ending!
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 February 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link
I couldnt watch more than about 15 minutes of this, it felt like a TV version of Twilight or something very teen-girly.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 26 February 2017 23:28 (seven years ago) link
All the clumsy pop culture meta jokes were especially on the nose.
I mean it is literally a show for teen girls
― Number None, Monday, 27 February 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link
i searched 'rivette' on amazon and it corrected to riverdale
― johnny crunch, Monday, 27 February 2017 01:09 (seven years ago) link
amazon otm
― massive ghost dumps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 February 2017 12:59 (seven years ago) link
would love to see rivette do riverdale
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link
While riverdancing
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 09:14 (seven years ago) link
this show kinda has a season one of 'revenge' vibe and is therefore great. cheryl blossom is awesome. cheryl blossom's entrance at jason's memorial was the best tv moment since seven stormed up that hill and snapped troy's arm in 'stranger things'.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link
welp
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa has revealed to EW the show will be going full-blown supernatural in season two:There definitely will be a big genre element to Season 2. It won’t suddenly just be a coming-of-age drama. There will definitely be a very strong, bold genre statement.According to Aguirre-Sacas, Sabrina the Teenage Witch potentially joining the show’s universe is still very much on the table, presumably because of this upcoming “bold genre statement,” too:I feel like I can say two things: One is, we are constantly talking about Sabrina and how to update her character and introduce her to the TV audiences, whether it’s part of the Riverdale universe or it’s alongside the Riverdale universe. Hopefully sooner rather than later, there will be something to do with Sabrina. And the other thing I will say is that in the finale there is an appearance of a character from the Archie mythology that has a darker origin and backstory.I talk about it all the time because it’s my obsession. (Laughs) I love that character and obviously I also write The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina comic book. It’s sort of like, you know how there’s the Arrow-verse and then there’s Supergirl, which kind of exists in a different universe — they still cross over, but they’re in a different universe. I think there’s a lot of ways to skin the Sabrina cat, and I’m talking about them all the time basically to anyone who will listen.
There definitely will be a big genre element to Season 2. It won’t suddenly just be a coming-of-age drama. There will definitely be a very strong, bold genre statement.According to Aguirre-Sacas, Sabrina the Teenage Witch potentially joining the show’s universe is still very much on the table, presumably because of this upcoming “bold genre statement,” too:
I feel like I can say two things: One is, we are constantly talking about Sabrina and how to update her character and introduce her to the TV audiences, whether it’s part of the Riverdale universe or it’s alongside the Riverdale universe. Hopefully sooner rather than later, there will be something to do with Sabrina. And the other thing I will say is that in the finale there is an appearance of a character from the Archie mythology that has a darker origin and backstory.
I talk about it all the time because it’s my obsession. (Laughs) I love that character and obviously I also write The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina comic book. It’s sort of like, you know how there’s the Arrow-verse and then there’s Supergirl, which kind of exists in a different universe — they still cross over, but they’re in a different universe. I think there’s a lot of ways to skin the Sabrina cat, and I’m talking about them all the time basically to anyone who will listen.
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 March 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
there’s a lot of ways to skin the Sabrina cat
salem?
― Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
at this point a guest appearance by the punisher midway through season two seems all-but-certain
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link
Glenn & Henry
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:49 (seven years ago) link
lol, but afterlife with archie would make a great tv show
― Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link
i can't imagine it won't happen within two years.
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link
in the finale there is an appearance of a character from the Archie mythology that has a darker origin and backstory.
really hope it's this guy
https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/779443.jpg
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link
god I really hope this means I get my wish and they kill off archie
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
the whole first season turns out to be a stealth pilot for a casper the friendly ghost reboot starring archie as casper
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 March 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
guys is skeet ulrich okay
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
he looks unwell
i'm worried 4 him
He's alive? I thought his DNA merged with Johnny Depp's in 2003
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
they're like each other's portraits of dorian grey
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
mutually assured destruction
Does this take place in the Bronx? If not fuck off
― calstars, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
I super love this show, its srsly my favorite thing on rn
It's like a teeeeny drop of Twin Peaks + Charmed + Melrose and I just love the corny goth cheese of it all
And Archie & Jughead are pretty af
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
Like the maple syrup stuff is so DUMB i just love it
If anyone is not aware, Rdale is a predominantly Jewish neighborhood in the Bronx, NY. I guess this exists in some alternate imaginary universe tho so carry on
― calstars, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
Canada[edit]Riverdale, Edmonton, Alberta, a neighbourhoodRiverdale, Nova Scotia, a communityRiverdale, Toronto, Ontario, a neighbourhoodRiverdale (provincial electoral district), a former provincial electoral districtRiverdale Ward, a former municipal ward of the city of Ottawa, OntarioRiverdale, Yukon, a neighbourhood of the city of WhitehorseIreland[edit]Riverdale, County Westmeath, a townland in the civil parish of KillucanUnited States[edit]Riverdale (Little Rock), a neighborhood of Little Rock, ArkansasRiverdale, California, a census-designated placeRiverdale, Mendocino County, California, an unincorporated communityRiverdale (Odessa, Delaware), listed on the National Register of Historic Places in New Castle County, DelawareRiverdale, Georgia, a suburb of AtlantaRiverdale, Chicago, Illinois, an official community areaRiverdale, Illinois, a villageRiverdale, Iowa, a cityRiverdale, KansasRiverdale, Anne Arundel County, Maryland, an unincorporated placeRiverdale Park, Maryland, a town originally named RiverdaleRiverdale, a neighborhood of Gloucester, MassachusettsRiverdale, an unincorporated community in Seville Township, MichiganRiverdale, Nebraska, a villageRiverdale, New Jersey, a boroughRiverdale, Bronx, New York, a neighborhoodRiverdale, North Dakota, a townRiverdale, Dayton, Ohio, a neighborhoodRiverdale, Halifax County, Virginia, a census-designated placeRiverdale, Roanoke, Virginia, a neighborhoodRiverdale, Utah, a cityRiverdale Township (disambiguation)
― qualx, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
OK random shitposter, you win
― calstars, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
"Riverdale, Bronx, New York, a neighborhood"
― calstars, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link
I'm sure Rdale, Utah was the point of reference for the show runners
― calstars, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link
riverdale is a state of mind u guys
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
which is why it's always foggy af inside
I can run wit dat ; )
― calstars, Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverdale_(Archie_Comics)
― qualx, Sunday, 9 April 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
weird turn for the archie show thread
― qualx, Sunday, 9 April 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
lol.....was gonna say, uhhhh
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link
yeah I always love a good geographical deep-dive :/
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 April 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link
what if they reimagined Scooby Doo as a bunch of anthropomorphic tools that solve mysteries
they could call it Screwby Doo
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link
Y'all miss Andy Rooney, too, right?
Why do people eat oranges? No food should be named after its color! And why are cars so fast?
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 February 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
Why do birds etc
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
It never ends:
Trying to explain everything that’s happened on Riverdale this season is an impossible task, but to sum it up: Hiram Lodge tried to blow up Archie with a bomb, which instead somehow gave the main cast a variety of superpowers and allowed a dark sorcerer named Percival Pickens to arrive in town from another dimension. Also, Cheryl Blossom became a witch (unrelated). Archie and the gang managed to murder Percival before he was able to take over the town—both time travel and Satan were involved—but not before he was able to redirect Bailey’s Comet (not a typo) to head directly at Riverdale. This is a lot, and I’ve barely scratched the surface of what’s happened in season six, and I won’t even get into how the lance that pierced the side of Jesus while he was on the cross ended up in a Riverdale pawn shop.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 August 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link
Via a board vet
This is just the funniest thing I have seen on this site in a long time: https://t.co/GoVW9GuVrF— Nicolarzzzz (@nicolarz) August 1, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 August 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link
I'm never going to try to catch up with this but I do enjoy reading summaries of everything that happened after the second season. It's kind of like reading the wiki summaries of Dune books after the first two.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 1 August 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
A perfect comparison.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 August 2022 23:39 (one year ago) link
i really enjoyed riverdale s1, but season 2 was too long and uneven-seeming so i kinda just abandoned the show until my friend convinced me to watch season 7 because it's heavily bisexual (it is, for a cw show), so then i came up with the unbelievably stupid idea of watching the seasons in reverse. i'm in 5 right now. this show fucking sucks. i love it
― ivy., Thursday, 2 November 2023 19:18 (four months ago) link
there are so many musical numbers and the cast are passable karaoke singers attempting stuff like "shallow" and "it's all coming back to me now" and sooo much musical theater and i have to look away from the screen in embarrassment whenever it happens
― ivy., Thursday, 2 November 2023 19:20 (four months ago) link
still: cheryl blossom is the greatest character in the history of television
― ivy., Thursday, 2 November 2023 19:21 (four months ago) link
she really isi can’t remember how many seasons i watched til i dipped out, i think after luke perry died i didn’t enjoy it as much idk
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 November 2023 20:58 (four months ago) link
i have not watched it since early s3 and don't intend to restart but whenever i come across clips, it always seems like the most bonkers shit ever (and the finale sounds straight up hilarious)
and yes, cheryl rules
― Roz, Friday, 3 November 2023 02:34 (four months ago) link
about 10 years ago i was in a band and the lead singer was basically cheryl blossom ... the voice too.
― sarahell, Sunday, 3 December 2023 23:10 (three months ago) link