Descriptions of Steve Bannon

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The worn-out elastic waistband of a pair of oversized skidmark-stained whitey-tighties.

https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/829170610957905921

bannon is a sentient sweat pimple that just ate a fuckin mcgriddle

a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:

"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"

― voodoo chili, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 4:19 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://medium.com/the-shocker/steve-bannon-week-steve-bannon-eats-a-hot-dog-7c365d5a5d07#.m5yy5n4yb

Bannon looks like the smug dude that won so many hot dog eating competitions that they eventually stopped him from competing and now he just comes back as an honorary judge.

xp feels dangerously close to slash territory

that is the blog i help steward. and i mean yeah we spent a week writing horrific fictions on ways bannon might die or occult rites in which he's engaging

just seemed pertinent re: hot dog joke lol

If Baloo fucked a nazi sea otter

worst superego

AJ from The Sopranos after a lifetime of drinking butter and methylated spirit cocktails

a sentient pile of ambergris that's barely managing to hold its humanoid shape together

a melting waxwork of latterday haley joel osment

The denizens of McDonaldland mashed into a single entity and drizzled with week-old fryer grease.

Creepy old man who molested Scooby Doo

Thanksgiving turkey that was only in the oven for ten minutes before a racist relative started yelling about anchor babies and was then violently thrown in the garbage, then entombed in a landfill for four years before being dug up and shoved into a rumbled suit from a Salvation Army

Can anyone identify this mushroom?

He reminds me of the cockroach wearing human skin from MIB.

Picture of Dorian Gray:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Doriangray_1945.jpg

Snow thirty years after he left the rap game

Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest

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Oh I thought that was a picture of him sitting near the fireplace.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/politics/steve-bannon-talks-richmond-roots-says-trump-will-condemn-all/article_a17705cc-b581-11e6-aca0-57472eb944b7.html

Mid 70s Steve

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailyprogress.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/ba/6bad3be2-aea5-11e6-8909-cbd82a02bedd/5830cec31f5be.image.jpg?crop=856%2C1050%2C0%2C0

someone really needs to photoshop some dicks into steve's fists there

nazi dicks

impossible to nazi dicks

it's literally a picture of one

i loled at "final wall of nest"
what a repulsive creature he is

From Henry Rollins's column - "It probably doesn’t help that Stephen Bannon always looks as if he sleeps in his car, wakes up to a bag of whiskey and spends the rest of the day showing his dick to little kids, but we’re all getting used to it."

burnt hot pocket

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wasn't this supposed to be Herbert Hoover? In the drag that he was infamous for.

u mean j edgar?

no, no, that's right, herbert hoover

The webbed feet are the giveaway that it's an image of the Herb

Yeah I meant J Edgar the FBI guy, sorry got first name wrong.

that's right. I just happened to be looking at that album while reading this thread and was struck by the resonance

A chicken fat golem.

Pigpen at Charlie Brown's 35 year college reunion.

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/829703543795904514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

a scorpion in a shabby maggot costume

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/830847923441184768

I read the comments on an article (I know, don't do that) and came here to bring you this:

"The last photo I saw of Bannon, he looked like he'd just struggled up the stairs to ground level after having spent a couple of days and nights in a subway lavatory."

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/stephen-miller-looks-like-meme/ -- we have a new victim

An off-brand Pee Wee Herman as portrayed by a serial child murderer.

A guy who auditioned for the part of Longinus in Caligula but didn't get it because he kept freaking out the snakes he was holding.

Dracula's dipshit son-in-law

Jon Hamm's "special" stand-in.

mid-70s Steve looks like a Doonesbury character

Oh shit, you're absolutely right.

A pile of soil and black mold wrapped in rice paper.