Worst TV adverts of the moment

Maybe the Belvita guy went back to experimental theatre.

Pukka Pie mom seems way too posh to be sat tucking into a Pukka Pie

Nathan Sykes tickets!

Pukka Pie mom seems way too posh to be sat tucking into a Pukka Pie

She's not, she needed a payday loan to fix her boiler the last time I saw her on telly.

posh people get payday loans, but only in the adverts

dear Aviva, it's not a "social experiment", it's a shitty fucking advert. cheers.

I'm in the cinema rn and there's an advert for a bank that has top cat in it and is unbelievably long and bad, they've hired some mook who cannot do the voice of top cat to do the voice of top cat

You haven't seen the Flintstones and Scooby Doo ones yet?

yabba-dabba-don't

a stoner and a magical dog want to sell me financial products

Top Cat is a vagrant and con artist, I don't know if that's better or worse.

Fred Flintstone is a noted abuser of dinosaurs. Which shoddily drawn cartoon character CAN I trust to sell me a mortgage???

Deputy Bank Manager Dawg

done for impersonating a police officer IIRC

You haven't seen the Flintstones and Scooby Doo ones yet?

yuck, no - are they also unbelievably long with terrible voice work?

The Flash ad where the dog sings about all the mud being gone makes me hate dogs and television and everything. Jesus, the person who wrote that ad must hate themselves.

(xp) Terrible voice work is a given, I assume you saw a long version for cinema.

i find the Flash advert weirdly endearing, i like the 2-person perspective

i mean it's no Duck but

The hairdo adverts with the adults lip syncing the kids talking are absolutely repulsive. I hate this shit. And the revers - babies talking digitally - is also disgusting.

hairdo

I had to think about this for a bit, but I guess you meant Haribo and some auto-correct kicked in? If so, co-sign. Especially the one in the boardroom.

Lol @ hairdo.

Put down that cardboard box, son, and run, run like the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djUt_5Ko7Yw

it would be a real shame if an *accident* were to happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d5PPsBpq_I

pray i never come across you after i've had a few drinks, motherfucker

Brexterminate the insufferable brute

i just don't believe Skeletor uses Money Supermarket.

*vomit*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2VA2V0XcA

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there are some really bad ones for Twin Peaks. i saw one that was somebody googling "What is Twin Peaks?".

Another NatWest. Jeezus sodding Christ… John and his fecking jacket and his fecking wallet…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAo-h37dwaw

'Comments are disabled for this video'. I wonder why?

Advert Man is back! Cruelly though they keep us waiting for his appearance until halfway through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCB_bYguYc

i don't really like Kipling's "If", tho its adoption by every dick in the world doesn't feel totally like Kipling's fault, and jesus christ no poet deserves the badly scanning fuckery of that Dove Realness advert

hope natwest also sends the secret code to disable the baddies and pull jackie back into the cash machine

why the fuck do they advertise Freeview?

that fucking voice on the Vodafone giraffamingo advert

that fucking voice on the IKEA cooking together advert and the Lurpak advert

adverts are full of cunts atm

that fucking voice on the Vodafone giraffamingo advert

isn't it john goodman ?

and yeah, i dont get the point in advertising freeview

it might be Goodman, it's the same register as one of the payday loan companies' ads, Easy or something? this bro-ish, sub-The Dude matey-ness that infuriates precisely because of its deployment in selling bullshit I think

hateful renault couple knocking their badly dubbed divorcey boots in their fucking holiday home makes me want armed revolution

hateful renault couple knocking their badly dubbed divorcey boots in their fucking holiday home makes me want armed revolution

saw this for first time last night.
yeah, its definitely one of the worst adverts ever.

Spandau/Speedcore advert for Virgin trains. Corbyn should just say that nationalisation will stop these adverts and he's guaranteed a landslide.

Feel like this should maybe be on an alt-right thread of some kind but couldn't think of which one. Rubicon's marketing team has decided to go in at a very strange angle... apparently their fruit juices came about because... Mr Water is a cuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeVm4WT8HA

I'm really upset that nobody else cares about the cucking of Mr Water. ;_;

It's pretty fucking creepy

fucked up

I'm really upset that nobody else cares about the cucking of Mr Water. ;_;

― emil.y, Sunday, June 25, 2017 1:28 AM (seventeen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alt-right were already on the case nearly a year ago tbf: http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/30/an-innocent-ad-for-fruit-water-has-become-a-symbol-of-hate-for-the-far-right-6099966/

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Huh, I only saw the ad on TV a couple of days ago. It really is a very strange advert, I was imagining it was pro-alt-right and their obsession with cucks, rather than being "feminist propaganda" in favour of being adulterous.

https://www.facebook.com/readytomango/videos/vb.460375727398168/973129209456148/?type=2&theater

not that worked; anyway it's a video of a this:

Think you’ve got the fruitiest chat?
Join Mr. Mango for a LIVE chat and drop your flirtiest lines for a chance to WIN a case of Rubicon Spring.

not a "worst" advert but this one really fucking weirded me out, not least given i think it's the onion knight narrating:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgASxPh-xqU

i mean i get the value of water safety but it just seems a bizarre level of intensity. also the image at the end looks like all the people are dead.