Most Awful Thing Said to You Either During or After Sex

just caught up here and for some reason imagined marcos attempting to explain, "i can't, i have to leave at 2am to go to a conference at NYU, on latin american political movements!!" without pausing, just attempting to talk with his tongue hanging out of his mouth

"Let battle commence!"

This is more like affectionate laughter than horror to be fair. We'd spoken about our mutual enjoyment of Alan Partridge earlier in the evening, and everybody loves a comedy comeback, right?

I can still see the look of embarrassment on his face when it dawned on him that I'd not gotten the reference. Poor, hopeless guy.

lol xp i missed that