why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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why am I posting on this thread? one manhattan too many perhaps?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 27 February 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Yup, qualx, the treat's on me. Enjoy!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2017 06:37 (seven years ago) link

respect

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link

id tap it

cowgirl style

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:09 (seven years ago) link

Do people even steal car stereos anymore?

how's life, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

thought they were going to leave a Wire boxset.

nomar, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pzCUET4.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

The Sarcastic Libertarian strikes again

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link

should I do a day trip tomorrow to take pictures where the DAPL pipeline goes under a river that supplies my drinking water

mh 😏, Friday, 3 March 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

great idea. just don't get arrested. the oligarchy and the cops can get nervous around cameras these days.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 3 March 2017 03:37 (seven years ago) link

The Sarcastic Libertarian strikes again

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 that guy

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 March 2017 11:30 (seven years ago) link

variations on a theme

http://i.imgur.com/3ipBIFt.png

marcos, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link

the lead paint had an effect

Neil S, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

direct correlation between lead paint contamination and bad meme posting

Moodles, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link

See also: seatbelts and airbags

http://i.imgur.com/JILTskA.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

The people who died because of inadequate / nonexistent seat belts, car seats, and helmets are, of course, unable to post refutations to Facebook. So it's very tidily self-confirming.

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 15:42 (seven years ago) link

There's a good bit in 'Lost in Music' where they sit in rapt silence listening to DSOTM for the first time, and as the final notes fade out one of the gang lets out a massive guff, they all fall around laughing and are unable to take it seriously again.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:43 (seven years ago) link

yep, no seatbelts in the 90's

brownie, Monday, 6 March 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link

xxx ya but the severely brain damaged are certainly capable of creating and sharing memes

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link

xxp lol

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link

idk why but the idea that people born in the 80s were the "pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms" is maybe the most irritating aspect of all this to me

strongly recommend that some of these people try drinking lead paint from a rusty firehose though. #countrythang

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Rusty Firehouse is a great porn name if anyone is looking for one.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

My favorite "Back in my day" email is the one where someone who was. 58 in the late Nineties was born before the invention of yogurt and air conditioning.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 6 March 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link

Yogurt's like 5,000 years old tho

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

i... think that was CGLDI's point?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MxEBR6r.jpg

example (crüt), Monday, 6 March 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link

is that supposed to be commenting on political correctness gone mad, or trumpist xenophobia gone jpeg artfacty?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

That is lefty fax humor for the internet age my friend

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 March 2017 23:49 (seven years ago) link

these have never been posted by friends on Facebook (maybe!), but those sped-up recipe videos which are usually some kind of OMG BACON kind of monstrosity are pretty appalling to me, they're like cooking shows chived up and boiled down to 30 seconds.

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link

they're usually some kind of targeted ad video thing, idk

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

the curse of trying out blue apron... now all your ads are foodie ads.

Frobisher, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link

worst superheroes ever

"Okay, Pablo, here's the plan: I'll distract the villain by asking if he can some change, while you stab him in the back with a weeding fork."

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

*can spare

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

i didn't know where else to put that picture. had to put it somewhere...

scott seward, Sunday, 12 March 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link

"My minions, post those macros faster!"

Moodles, Sunday, 12 March 2017 04:40 (seven years ago) link

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b232f2af84f05b30c10235a08681fa57/tumblr_omoshtuFOp1qdmmiqo1_540.jpg

that was a fun half an hour!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 March 2017 05:35 (seven years ago) link

omg yes

billstevejim, Sunday, 12 March 2017 07:35 (seven years ago) link

vg+

Mark G, Sunday, 12 March 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link

lol karl

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C63wkghWcAANesH.jpg:large

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link

...until their nationalisms come into conflict with each other!"

"Er, citation needed d00d"

"Oh, (see history)"

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link

I shared a hot tub with Michael Rosen not so long ago. True story.

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:14 (seven years ago) link


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