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Just now realized that Sheena Easton is Scottish. Always assumed she was American.

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 07:09 (seven years ago) link

She came to fame through a fly on the wall documentary before having her first major hit in like '79/'80. Modern girl. I think at the time she had a pretty broad accent.
Prince reinvented her several years later. Not sure if she was heard of much between times. So could see why the confusion. Presumably she's U.S. based since then though.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 07:38 (seven years ago) link

I mean, she almost one-upped Dolly Parton with her own song called "9 to 5" - seemed American enough to me!

pplains, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link

From Bellshill, home of (the main movers and shakers in) Teenage Fanclub, the Soup Dragons and the BMX Bandits.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link

... Indie Central, in other words.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Aw, let's be fair; "Morning Train" was written and recorded without knowledge of the Parton song. And upon release, they altered the title to avoid confusion. I don't love either song, but let's not imply there was intent to one-up or compete.

pamplemousse of love (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Best part is that it was all unintentional!

pplains, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Just now realized that Sheena Easton is Scottish. Always assumed she was American.

― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Monday, February 27, 2017 11:09 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In 1990, Easton revisited her home country of Scotland to perform at a festival (The Big Day) in Glasgow. After announcing, that it was "good to be back home" in an American accent, she had bottles (some containing urine) thrown at her and, visibly shaken, she was forced to cut her set short. She vowed never to perform in Scotland again.[12]

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link

And of course Peel was a huge fan of Morning Train/9 To 5.

http://peel.wikia.com/wiki/Sheena_Easton?file=Barmy_army.jpg

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

i didn't realize that morning train (9 to 5) was by sheena easton

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link

hah i learned that last week

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

it's possible that I could have had a slight confusion with Shelia E. as well

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:19 (seven years ago) link

sheep are not females and goats are not males of the same species, around 18 or so

sciatica, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

Aww.

Alba, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:07 (seven years ago) link

Discovered a few months ago that instead of puncturing/tearing/peeling the plastic seals on the tops of wine/kombucha bottles it's sooo much easier just to twist them off (particularly with kombucha, where there's a screwcap involved).

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:55 (seven years ago) link

i just learned what lupus actually is

clouds, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Because you turned into a werewolf?

The Flautist of Flatus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

It's sad for lupus sufferers that it sounds like something really gross.

Alba, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link

That instead of going to each individual ILX board there is a thing called Site New Answers which usefully concatenates them for you.

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 9 March 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link

That "giraffe" is both a singular and plural noun like "fish" or "deer."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link

at a family dinner this weekend, that my sister was conceived the night my parents saw Easy Rider.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 9 March 2017 13:56 (seven years ago) link

is your sister the human embodiment of cocaine

mh 😏, Thursday, 9 March 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

That "giraffe" is both a singular and plural noun like "fish" or "deer."

― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.)

Things I learned today (although "giraffes" is an acceptable plural too).

nickn, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link

giraffers

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Giriffraffe

pplains, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Feel like I may have stolen that from a Far Side cartoon.

pplains, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

It's a recent enough revelation that there's a good chance I used the non-word 'unwieldly' at some point in my ILX past. SHAME.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link

It took me a long time to discover that ziggahziggah isn't actually a word. Likewise, I only worked out the cunning hidden message in the chorus to Ebeneezer Goode about a week ago.

That Sheena Easton thing makes me sad

Girl with Curious Hair, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link

It's a recent enough revelation that there's a good chance I used the non-word 'unwieldly' at some point in my ILX past. SHAME.

― The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, March 9, 2017 1:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what? fake news

flappy bird, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link

got an extra 'L' in there, it seems

mh 😏, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

That Sheena Easton thing makes me sad

The fact that she's actually Scottish, yes, I know what you mean.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link

xpost Yes. 'Unwieldy' still feels like an awfully unwieldy word to me.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Cumbersome.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

just tonight i learned that in french you put a space BEFORE question marks, exclamation marks, colons and semicolons! ??!?!? this is madness !

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link

srsly what is it with the french

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

people have been trying to unravel that one since Charlemagne

mh 😏, Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:07 (seven years ago) link

We still talking about Country & Western superstar Sheena Easton here?

http://i.imgur.com/yeoNyMv.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:31 (seven years ago) link

helena bonham pardner

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cgUNSLx.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link

just tonight i learned that in french you put a space BEFORE question marks, exclamation marks, colons and semicolons!

is hanle y french

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

There was one of those 3-D computer-generated shows starring the Mouse. Soundtrack by They Might Be Giants

Annnoyed me at :59 how fast the characters disappeared from them leaving the gate to when the camera pans to its wide shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGHrjXH9Gk

ok so my kid is now OBSESSED with this show, that sequence in particular. so now I spend like 20 minutes a day picking out dumb idiosyncrasies like that. bothers me that none of the characters are really dancing to the actual rhythm of the song. also very odd that they keep getting safety scissors as a mousekatool yet are totally cool riding around in faulty hot air balloons and flying airplanes without seatbelts. in one episode they went to fucking Mars because Martian Mickey forgot where he buried a treasure chest full of hot dogs. idk man this show is weird.

frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:56 (seven years ago) link

and another thing: how to properly use the quote function

frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:56 (seven years ago) link

Figured there had to be some video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSfU5Zmgioc

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 10 March 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link

The What's Up vs. What I Am thread reminded me of something.

At least twice in the 1990s, I heard the term brah/bra/bruh, when used to mean brother or homie, and could not understand why someone was referring to their friend as if he were lingerie.

Indeed there is an Edie Brickell song that goes, "Sitting on the front porch in Oak Cliff with my bra." The song is called, in fact, "Oak Cliff Bra." I distinctly remember wondering why she needed to tell us that not only was she sitting there, but also that her bra was there. So were all the garments she was wearing, one presumes.

It was only yesterday that I realized she wasn't talking about a brassiere, but rather a person whom she regarded as a sibling or friend.

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 March 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link

That apparently etymologically the dog in Hot dog is a real canine. Not sure where it could have come from otherwise but source i read had there being such a widespread rumour that sausages meat basis was so dodgy that it did contain real dogs and cats.

Stevolende, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link

it took me a good long while to figure out what people meant when they started writing MAGA in things. thought it might be a trade agreement i didn't know about. it also took me a while to figure out that pussy hats were supposed to look like cat ears and that people weren't just really bad knitters. i was old when i figured these things out.

scott seward, Monday, 13 March 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link

That ammonia and bleach aren't the same thing. I used to think ammonia was the scientific term and bleach was what was generally sold in stores, perhaps diluted and/or scented for the consumer. It may have been the King of the Hill episode in which Peggy recommends mixing them in her newspaper column, which Hank realizes will produce chlorine gas, a poison that clued me in.

nickn, Monday, 13 March 2017 03:40 (seven years ago) link

I discovered that fact by actually mixing ammonia and bleach at my high school job like a dumbass and very nearly asphyxiating. Scary as fuck.

Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 March 2017 03:48 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if this is necessarily knowledge that I should have acquired by a certain age, but I was surprised to just learn that Tommy Douglas is Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Monday, 13 March 2017 04:02 (seven years ago) link

I knew all about Jimmy Page's pre-Zeppelin studio work, but had no idea that was him on Joe Cocker's "With A Little Help From My Friends." I just learned that yesterday.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 13 March 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link


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