Shaving advice (applies to faces - smut freaks look elsewhere)

this is the silliest thing I've wanted to purchase for some time

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0632/2213/products/BEARD_KING_Beard_Bib_White_01_1024x1024.jpg
https://thebeardking.com/products/beard-bib-black

then you can proceed right to lobsterfest without even removing it

I trimmed as soon as I got out of the shower this morning, beard still soaking wet - basically got like 8 stray hairs on the edge of the sink, everything else stuck to the trimmer in clumps and went right into the drain. Easy.

a few days later I had to go back in with the trimmer while it was dry because trimming wet creates pretty uneven results. However, I will say the mess left just evening things out was much less than usual and only a few strays escaped the sink. I think the TOMBOT TANDEM is the way to go from here on out.

I have... ... I have begun shaving with a homemade bib :/

but it works!!!

I'm killing the beard tomorrow. It was super nice outside today, and while I was walking to the local fancy-stuff grocer and back, I noticed far too many carefully tended facial hair arrangements on the other dudes in my neighborhood, sitting outside at the various dining establishments. Fuck that. I'm done being part of a trend. Back to the once-a-week all-around stubble.

my 6yo, realizing change was in the air, requested extra beard scratching on her head at bedtime. alas.