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All conservatism is the rationalization and preservation of privilege.

fucking otm. all hoarding and no empathy. fuck you, got mine. what's that, an oppressed category of people wants equal treatment? get the fuck off my lawn. if you need quotas, that just means you females/non-whites/whatever are simply terrible at what you do. let the free market do its job because the free market is faultless*.

* at preserving old-timey privilege

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 04:45 (seven years ago) link

this is the angriest i've ever been this early in a thread

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link

anger is an energy. it's cool to frack oklahoma into earthquake hell, because profit

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 04:52 (seven years ago) link

the united states is a republic, not a democracy

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:10 (seven years ago) link

That one I've honestly never been able to figure out. It's a non sequitur beyond the rest

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:13 (seven years ago) link

Democrats fancy themselves civil rights pioneers but it was REPUBLICANS who freed the slaves we are just like that 19th century party

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:18 (seven years ago) link

as Martin Luther King famously said, people should be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character

example (crüt), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:19 (seven years ago) link

and MLK was a Republican after all!

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:21 (seven years ago) link

My ideas make sense and work, they're just not in vogue right now, because of snot wipes like you who want to sip glasses of wine while people suffer and die.

― larry appleton, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 04:39 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Moonlight swine leap whiff off this one

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 08:25 (seven years ago) link

which ideology is against water fluoridation now?

sarahell, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 08:39 (seven years ago) link

fluoridation is how the govmint gives you gay mind control cancer, keep up

Sacked Italian Greyhound (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 08:53 (seven years ago) link

My ideas make sense and work, they're just not in vogue right now, because of snot wipes like you who want to sip glasses of wine while people suffer and die.

posts that effortlessly etc

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 09:43 (seven years ago) link

maybe start a thread for recommending a good wine to accompany people suffering and dying

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 09:45 (seven years ago) link

Egoism is real, altruism is not. Hence, running a state by egoists’ rules - “like a business,” if you will - is the only sensible option. If the state then falls apart, it’s not because a democracy is inherently altruistic, but because the state is broken and needs to be abolished.

Wes Brodicus, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 10:50 (seven years ago) link

Right, the only motivating factor you can count on is that everyone wants to get rich. EVERYONE. We all like money right guys? Also, everyone cheats, come on.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link

who among us would not rather have the opportunity, however small, to live beyond the dreams of Croesus rather than to bumble along with our needs generally satisfied but no prospect of rubbing anybody else's nose in it?

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:20 (seven years ago) link

tucking your shirt into your jeans is a timeless look

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:29 (seven years ago) link

brb I'm off to find a conservative board with a thread explaining liberals and the staggering insights therein

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:46 (seven years ago) link

Bow-ties are a legitimate fashion choice

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link

MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESS "GANNON" STOLE ONE OF THE TRIFORCE WITH POWER.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link

That does explain a lot. And the triforce of wisdom being in eight pieces is why the left is so hopeless.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:15 (seven years ago) link

lol @ larry appleton / Tombot guvmint dill-weed beef

have you guys ever considered that conservatism has ideological appeal to its adherents, rather than something dismissive like "the rationalization and preservation of privilege" (what about the millions of non-privileged people who are conservatives? don't say false consciousness!) or "individual self-interest is all that matters"?

flopson, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:38 (seven years ago) link

I considered, then dismissed it.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link

Most problems can be pretty easily explained through racism and false consciousness.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

Go for it flopson I'm all ears

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:51 (seven years ago) link

it seems to me that the US left should maybe have more humility than this CONSERVATARDS WANT THEIR KID TO DRINK POISON WATER LOL attitude that has dominated the discourse since at least gwb... like, we went from being just shy of permanent consensus social democracy in the early sixties, then fucked it up and have sucked for 4 decades, and now say things like 'demographics will save us' or 'we just needed a better candidate'. maybe there is something about conservative ideology that motivates people that the left lacks and we could be more modest? idk

flopson, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:51 (seven years ago) link

What about Nobel Prize-winning intellectuals like Friedman or Hayek? xp to Frederik

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link

nothing can be explained by false consciousness because it's a tautology and not an explanation: 'you're wrong because your consciousness is wrong'

flopson, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link

consider religious tribalism as something other than privilege that motivates conservatives to vote consistently for candidates that promise to restrict access to abortion limit rights for lgbtq people

art, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link

The existence of non-white conservatives isn't really an argument against conservativism as, at its core, a preservation of (mostly male & mostly wealthy) white privilege. Even those who aren't among the largest beneficiaries of privilege may have a vested interest in keeping the boat from rocking. Consider the relatively well-off African American conservatives in the post-Reconstruction south who resisted integration. They were still basically second class citizens but they were secure enough within a relatively privileged bubble that they had reason to help maintain white hegemony.

(Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link

i just don't think you would be able to find a conservative who says "i want to rationalize and perserve privilge" so despite our amazing collective abilities as psychoanalysts maybe that's not a good ways to understand its appeal

flopson, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:13 (seven years ago) link

I think most conservatives would say, if questioned, that inequality was natural and probably necessary

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:14 (seven years ago) link

right. and that "liberty" (as they understand it) is a higher value than "equality" (as they think liberals understand it).

ryan, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

xp - it kinda is though, just look at ilx

sarahell, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:19 (seven years ago) link

a lot of people just think the government is extremely wasteful and inefficient (which isn't wrong!) and get pissed off at seeing a substantial portion of their hard-earned dollars withheld/taxed.

also, some people think abortion is murder. i think it gets overlooked what a huge issue that still is for a lot of people.

evol j, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:22 (seven years ago) link

Flopson otm obv

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link

I think most conservatives would say, if questioned, that inequality was natural and probably necessary

― barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 7, 2017 8:14 AM (twelve minutes ago)

Yes. When my brother-in-law was still speaking to me, "There have to be winners and losers in life" was one of his mantras.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

http://psych.colorado.edu/~vanboven/teaching/p7536_heurbias/p7536_readings/kruger_dunning.pdf

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, March 7, 2017 9:20 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh come on. can't think of a more perfect abdication of politics to say, 'it's not our fault the other side is just too stupid!' there's no value in being right and losing in politics

I think most conservatives would say, if questioned, that inequality was natural and probably necessary

― barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 7, 2017 9:14 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

privilege is not the same thing as inequality though; not every inequality is a result of a privilege, and not every privilege produces a tangible (or material, at least) inequality. conservative and liberal opinions on liberty/inequality differ in degree and not kind, anyway

flopson, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

I think conservativism requires a narrow focus for it to hold up at all. Abortion is a perfect example. Abortion is killing babies and it's horrible! But there's no deeper long-term ideology underlying that. Because if you've successfully railed against an unwanted baby being born, you now have to deal with that unwanted baby and the parent(s) who may not be able to care for that baby. When the next step after the successful reification of your platform is 'welp, sucks to be you', I'd argue that your ideology isn't exactly watertight.

(Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:30 (seven years ago) link

flopson, it's not hard to find conservatives explaining why they are conservative from their own perspective. Obvs lefties are gonna be less sympathetic and explain it either in terms of what conservatism actually does, or in terms of what we believe truly motivates it. As opposed to what its adherents think they think.

My conservative inlaws and acquaintances have a worldview that feels coherent to them, indeed, to them it feels inevitable. As ryan notes, liberty/freedom is seen as among the highest ideals. To my eyes, this has a large component of Marlboro Man cosplay: "I am a rugged individual, I don't want the government or the nanny state or PC whiners coming onto my property and telling me what to do. I succeed or fail based on my own resourcefulness, and by the sweat of my own brow."

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link

I think art has a good point, but it's not even religious tribalism half the time. The lifelong tribal Republicans I run into are almost all non-churchgoing, "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" country club types, it's very much a secular "my family have always been..." kind of a thing.

We need more people on this thread bitching about how we don't sympathize enough with hateful white folks though

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link

morality is set of rules and sense of propriety and not an open-ended obligation towards other human beings. (this is how the abortion thing makes sense, a fetus not being an actual person makes it the perfect object of morality for them)

ryan, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link

conservative and liberal opinions on liberty/inequality differ in degree and not kind, anyway

oh please, please back this one up

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link

conservative and liberal opinions on liberty/inequality differ in degree and not kind, anyway

between the majority of conservatives and libs, sure, but other political beliefs are available

privilege is not the same thing as inequality though

agreed, but the conflating of different kinds of inequality is part of the conservative thought process I think - some animals are bigger or faster or smarter than others, therefore some people will "naturally" have more material resources than others purely by dint of birth. conservatism rarely looks at things like inheritance - we could conceive a conservatism that might assert that everybody should start from birth without the benefit of inherited wealth, I think

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link

deems - I have read right-wing boards a lot and their characterizations of lefties are not for the faint of heart. Libs want to control everything because they hate freedom because freedom means manly men doing manly deeds and liberal pantywaists can't stand that. Statists gonna statist; regarding government as a potential solution ignores that government always fucks up (cf. evol's point).

Except D-Day and the moon landing. Those were examples of good government activity, because they were manly deeds done by manly men. I don't wish to minimize the racism but much of the animus is based around traditional gender roles. Recently seen on Carolinian billboard: "Real men provide; Real women appreciate it."

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link

xps Tombot- most conservatives are not absolutist libertarians, most liberals are not communists

flopson, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link

xxp to NV, this looks like Rawlsian small-l liberalism to me, not in itself inherently right- or left-wing in and of itself

Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

some revealing comments from conservatives i know:

complaining about people using EBT cards to buy cigarettes and alcohol
if we enacted socialism then "why bother" working or trying at anything (ties into fear of "leveling" or equality--everybody the same)
"i dont want help"
if people dont believe in god then they'll do whatever they want (ie, bad stuff)

ryan, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link

xp or at least so Rawls would have had us believe

Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link

It's... it's cold outside there, right? Why is the food in his refrigerator still in his refrigerator, going bad, when he could put it in a bucket outside?

— artsyhonker/Kathryn (@artsyhonker) February 16, 2021

jmm, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:50 (three years ago) link

so a philosopher, an economist and a survivalist wash up on a desert island

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:12 (three years ago) link

I have this little credit card-sized metal multitool thing in my wallet which I just confirmed has a rudimentary can opener so I am more prepared for survival just sitting on my ass than some weekend warrior doomsday preppers are.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link

It's pretty wild these survivalist have nothing like that or maybe a Swiss army knife

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link

is everybody's brain broken?

if it goes bad you cant just put it in the snow after and make it go "unbad." they would have had to have unloaded the whole fridge and dumped it outside as soon as the power went out.

— sli me :o) (@ssslimeslime) February 17, 2021

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

I refuse to delve into it with these people but I will note that for produce and things that don't freeze well, putting them outside may not be an option but if your house is 40 degrees you could just...leave the fridge door open?

It does get weird when your fridge is WARMER than the air outside and things in the fridge start to freeze.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

I think some fridges that aren't well insulated heated up before indoor temps dropped enough.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

If you are a so-called survivalist and don't carry a P38 or know where yours are located at any given time, then you are not a survivalist, but a conservative suburban asshole with too much money and too many guns.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:47 (three years ago) link

Like, I keep one in the car, one in the bear box, and one in my hiking pack. It's truly an indispensable tool.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:49 (three years ago) link

A pity twasnt the likes of them found pandoras box all the same

scampsite (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link

🧐 pic.twitter.com/Ey2oghZ1Fv

— Alisha 💜🤘🧀🌊 (@cptnwtrpnts) February 20, 2021

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:24 (three years ago) link

why are all these homos lubricating my rifle?

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:28 (three years ago) link

wait what does that mean

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:39 (three years ago) link

surely that is "tears" 'shopped, right?

because

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:40 (three years ago) link

You help a guy out one time and he has to go and advertise it on a t-shirt, sheesh

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:12 (three years ago) link

Ass Rim 15

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:18 (three years ago) link

lower-case “l” i’m assuming. like he just uses a LOT of cum.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 February 2021 12:44 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Jonny Edgelord rides pic.twitter.com/tLCS6hheEX

— J.A.K. (@JasonAdamK) March 15, 2021

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

Sums it up, really.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link

wokemon be warned, lol

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

even more succinctly:

oh so i can't be racist but the tv can play wet ass pussy

— mark (@kept_simple) March 16, 2021

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

If 4o years from now, Cardi decides the song was a bit too much and stops selling it....will these same people bitch?!

A+

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

lol at ppl who think there'll be a planet 40 years from now

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

Planet yes.

People, though...

imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link


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