You haven't seen the Flintstones and Scooby Doo ones yet?
― Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
yabba-dabba-don't
― barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link
a stoner and a magical dog want to sell me financial products
― Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link
Top Cat is a vagrant and con artist, I don't know if that's better or worse.
― Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link
Fred Flintstone is a noted abuser of dinosaurs. Which shoddily drawn cartoon character CAN I trust to sell me a mortgage???
― Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
Deputy Bank Manager Dawg
― barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link
done for impersonating a police officer IIRC
― Neil S, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link
yuck, no - are they also unbelievably long with terrible voice work?
― wins, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link
The Flash ad where the dog sings about all the mud being gone makes me hate dogs and television and everything. Jesus, the person who wrote that ad must hate themselves.
― trishyb, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link
(xp) Terrible voice work is a given, I assume you saw a long version for cinema.
― Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
i find the Flash advert weirdly endearing, i like the 2-person perspective
― barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link
i mean it's no Duck but
The hairdo adverts with the adults lip syncing the kids talking are absolutely repulsive. I hate this shit. And the revers - babies talking digitally - is also disgusting.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link
hairdo
I had to think about this for a bit, but I guess you meant Haribo and some auto-correct kicked in? If so, co-sign. Especially the one in the boardroom.
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link
Lol @ hairdo.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link
Put down that cardboard box, son, and run, run like the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djUt_5Ko7Yw
― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link
it would be a real shame if an *accident* were to happen
― Neil S, Monday, 3 April 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d5PPsBpq_I
pray i never come across you after i've had a few drinks, motherfucker
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 April 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link
Brexterminate the insufferable brute
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 11:54 (seven years ago) link
i just don't believe Skeletor uses Money Supermarket.
― koogs, Sunday, 30 April 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link
*vomit*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2VA2V0XcA
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link
You areWatchingFoodie videosWhen youCould beSavingwithGroupOnNo!
― how's life, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
there are some really bad ones for Twin Peaks. i saw one that was somebody googling "What is Twin Peaks?".
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
Another NatWest. Jeezus sodding Christ… John and his fecking jacket and his fecking wallet…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAo-h37dwaw
'Comments are disabled for this video'. I wonder why?
― Bloody Snail, Sunday, 28 May 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link
Advert Man is back! Cruelly though they keep us waiting for his appearance until halfway through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCB_bYguYc
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link
i don't really like Kipling's "If", tho its adoption by every dick in the world doesn't feel totally like Kipling's fault, and jesus christ no poet deserves the badly scanning fuckery of that Dove Realness advert
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
hope natwest also sends the secret code to disable the baddies and pull jackie back into the cash machine
― kinder, Sunday, 28 May 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link
why the fuck do they advertise Freeview?
― pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 June 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
that fucking voice on the Vodafone giraffamingo advert
that fucking voice on the IKEA cooking together advert and the Lurpak advert
adverts are full of cunts atm
― pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 June 2017 06:41 (six years ago) link
isn't it john goodman ?
and yeah, i dont get the point in advertising freeview
― mark e, Thursday, 22 June 2017 08:14 (six years ago) link
it might be Goodman, it's the same register as one of the payday loan companies' ads, Easy or something? this bro-ish, sub-The Dude matey-ness that infuriates precisely because of its deployment in selling bullshit I think
― pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 June 2017 08:18 (six years ago) link
hateful renault couple knocking their badly dubbed divorcey boots in their fucking holiday home makes me want armed revolution
― sktsh, Thursday, 22 June 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link
saw this for first time last night.yeah, its definitely one of the worst adverts ever.
― mark e, Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link
Spandau/Speedcore advert for Virgin trains. Corbyn should just say that nationalisation will stop these adverts and he's guaranteed a landslide.
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 22 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
Feel like this should maybe be on an alt-right thread of some kind but couldn't think of which one. Rubicon's marketing team has decided to go in at a very strange angle... apparently their fruit juices came about because... Mr Water is a cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeVm4WT8HA
― emil.y, Friday, 23 June 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
I'm really upset that nobody else cares about the cucking of Mr Water. ;_;
― emil.y, Sunday, 25 June 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
It's pretty fucking creepy
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 25 June 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
fucked up
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 25 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
― emil.y, Sunday, June 25, 2017 1:28 AM (seventeen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
alt-right were already on the case nearly a year ago tbf: http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/30/an-innocent-ad-for-fruit-water-has-become-a-symbol-of-hate-for-the-far-right-6099966/
― soref, Sunday, 25 June 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Freadytomango%2Fvideos%2F972430129526056%2F&show_text=1&width=560" width="560" height="574" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>
Huh, I only saw the ad on TV a couple of days ago. It really is a very strange advert, I was imagining it was pro-alt-right and their obsession with cucks, rather than being "feminist propaganda" in favour of being adulterous.
― emil.y, Sunday, 25 June 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/readytomango/videos/vb.460375727398168/973129209456148/?type=2&theater
not that worked; anyway it's a video of a this:
Think you’ve got the fruitiest chat?Join Mr. Mango for a LIVE chat and drop your flirtiest lines for a chance to WIN a case of Rubicon Spring.
― soref, Sunday, 25 June 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
not a "worst" advert but this one really fucking weirded me out, not least given i think it's the onion knight narrating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgASxPh-xqU
i mean i get the value of water safety but it just seems a bizarre level of intensity. also the image at the end looks like all the people are dead.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 25 June 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
"onion knight" was baffling me until i googled
― pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 June 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
haha i sometimes find myself saying "onion knight" in his accent over and over.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 25 June 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
Onion Knight does the voiceover for a butter advert on telly too atm
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 25 June 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Barclays have got a fucking cheek trying to advise people on anti-fraud measures given their role in the LIBOR scandal. But then there has been lots of po-faced quasi-contrition from the high street banks lately.
― André Ryu (Neil S), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
was talking to a friend yesterday and we both really hate that kid in the AA advert
― more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
OK,you mentioned it..
Because back then, our Alice was like that, damn good and beyond 'cute' with it, but this ad doesn't work because you can see the CGI type manipulation and faking.
Yeah, bugs me a bit. I wouldn't go the share on YouTube way, little Alice would have loved it but present day Al does thank me for not sharing on 'You've been framed' etc..
― Mark G, Monday, 3 July 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
drivethru boy, have you never seen a fake punk before you fucking mook?
― i predict a griot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 July 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link