Star Wars 8 shit talk

I got like 60 retweets yesterday by responding to that with "Bernie would've won."

"How's my wife"

mah wife borat voice send tweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

kind of nothingy tbh

https://i.imgur.com/FGZGml3.jpg

thrilled that pod racing is coming back

could've done with more dialogue and newness after such a long wait but that's teasers huh

Supposedly 90 minutes of the movie is a court procedural about the how to replace the Republic govt that was just massacred

Star Wars: Bleak House

Anyway, liked the glimpses. Guess we're getting nothing else until September or so.

So far this movie seems to be about training and galactic crop dusting

is "galactic crop dusting" farting on an entire planet as you fly past it

what else could it be?

wait, "such a long wait," seriously?

Darkest timeline:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/852918923435618304

OMG he's back everyone! #TheLastJedi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9YtMzsUwAAYOA7.jpg

The teaser for TFA was over a year before its release and based on what I read I hoped they were dispensing with a teaser in favour of a full trailer for this one due to that Rogue One related delay. I'm absolutely an impossible to satisfy ingrate anyway tho.

yeah I can't wait to find out the explanation for those thingamadrones making a mess of the surface of whatever that planet with the red dusty filling is

also I thought for a second they brought back the B-Wing, but no

Nashwan is already demanding an Episode IX teaser trailer. Oh I know.

Haha my mentality is just kinda like, given that these things are coming out annually, and theere's no way to quench the dulling sense of banal ubiquity brought on by omnipresent merchandising and shit, then their only hope of making the movie feel remotely fresh and exciting would be to limit the output of trailers and commercials for the thing itself. Like, they've lost all chance of making a new Star Wars movie coming out feel like a special event, but it's still maybe possible that sitting down in the theater as the lights go down could feel like an exciting step into the unknown.

The red dust is cobalt sulfate from the salt plain surface. Those craft probably use it for fuel or powering their AT-AT-tumbling tripwires. And because the film has an insane quota of redness to hit.

Most interesting bits to me: more of the 'Luke's new Jedi school/students get trashed' flashback and why Vader's mask relic is trashed too (and who did it).

that's kylo's mask if i'm seeing it right

Kylo's going to get angry and smash his mask, or maybe someone else does it

gah that poster is cool as hell

Re: mask -- you know, I think you're right. Had to squint a bit.

Makes me think in combination with everything else that a key theme appears to be NOT repeating the past...which given the history of the franchise, well, that would be something.

He's gonna smash his mask on top of Darth Vader's mask and what they show in the trailer is the resultant double mask debris

and re teaser: I AM EXCITE

He chews up a couple of masks and spreads the resultant paste between two intact masks.

That first shot of Rey in the trailer is a nice callback to the Episode VII trailer and that jumpy shot of Finn that kicked it off.

Yeah, was thinking that. Nice touch!

https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/04/star-wars-the-last-jedi-trailer-is-basically-an-explosion-of-awesome/ <- is it just me or did AL actually write better at io9?

One of the things that has me extra excited about this flick is that it's directed by Rian Johnson, whose previous films Looper and Brick were superlative.

The Brothers Bloom, jerks

Are they going to blow up the Death Star in this one?

also I thought for a second they brought back the B-Wing, but no

― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, April 14, 2017 12:42 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark

hooray for the son of the nebulon B medical frigate

I'd like to see Ackbar running in this one. Wouldn't he look weird running!

Anyway, frame by frame breakdown

http://io9.gizmodo.com/everything-the-last-jedi-trailer-reveals-about-the-futu-1794335007

keep shovelin that shit guys

the good thing about the whole "balance" bit is there is never going to be a point of absolute equilibrium so they can and will fight to "restore the balance" indefinitely

nah that's why the Jedi have to end, the only way to win is not to play

Not sure where to put this, but I teared up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE99le5FBrY

There's a doc about her and her mom that's awesome btw.

kind of nothingy tbh

kind of fearing that 30 minutes into this movie, after hearing Luke drone on about The Fall of the Jedi Prophecy for a while, intercut with ESB-style training montage and AT-ATs, this will be the dawning realization.

I'm more afraid it's an arc of Luke remembering failure and being afraid of progression that's balanced by Rey's training and quick proficiency, leading to his eventual realization they need to rise to the challenge

hoped we would see more of rey carrying luke around in a backpack

that was a very good picture

Whew, glad Shakey managed to drop by to float his periodic air biscuit. Has Dr. Borebius weighed in?

(I am at SW Celebration right now btw)

Just realized all those red dust cropdusters speeders are barreling towards whatever the nextgen Imperial Walkers are in the distance.

Also, I hope Carrie had an ironclad contract stip requiring her co-stars to do their media promo tours with Gary in tow, snoozing on the panel couches of whatever chat shows they're on

http://i.imgur.com/JLtuEB5.jpg

http://imgur.com/JLtuEB5

I attended the Mark Hamill tribute to Carrie last night and he told some hilarious stories, and got really emotional. I don't know if they'll put the video up but it's worth watching. He told the audience that this was an important part of his grief process because every time he thinks he's gotten to acceptance he bounces back to anger.