why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b232f2af84f05b30c10235a08681fa57/tumblr_omoshtuFOp1qdmmiqo1_540.jpg

that was a fun half an hour!

omg yes

vg+

lol karl

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C63wkghWcAANesH.jpg:large

...until their nationalisms come into conflict with each other!"

"Er, citation needed d00d"

"Oh, (see history)"

I shared a hot tub with Michael Rosen not so long ago. True story.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16938838_1259998124089366_6005875765457567380_n.jpg?oh=2f0d3f30378f83915957d29bc82e303c&oe=595A0F25

What's this shit about ranking family members? The real answer is 'everyone'.

it's time kids were taken down a peg

Just imagine typing this nasty shit and getting paid for it though.

what happens when the most important person in your entire country is an overgrown toddler

john rosemond otm

All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters… Ranked

lol and he's a family psychologist

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17425117_10211688570671964_6785852066734038731_n.jpg?oh=a744a47f5a3de71fae9882044a62b2d2&oe=59608772

reasonable

*boggles*

That is so literally the opposite of what I would call either side I cant wrap my head round it.

everyone seeks to divide. no one seeks to unite.

capitalism is literally based on people being bad, read one Adam Smith

this feels like a "me vs other girls" meme

more like dumb-o-crats

smug alert

http://i67.tinypic.com/1115ora.jpg

There would probably be more shushing. Possibly some microfiche abuse.

farts would have more room to escape

True, but no one can hear you fart when your in the club.

*you're

^needs library

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17309140_1028288270640342_1287001706363551580_n.jpg?oh=46ecc7c49efe262d4c565137c822a275&oe=59514FD8

str8 masturpiece

I keep inviting people to the table of my life, nobody wants to come.

https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/050c43f16acc2b203563c5dae6d4a38d2763c0-wm.jpg?v=3

seems like a pretty chill guy

trying to work out if that's a Freud watch

sick of these recipe videos

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%203.08.36%20PM_zpsefhl7hmo.png

The raccoon ones are ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3LD1JRmuc

I just want to say that my life does not resemble a table. kthxbye.

on my facebook today...

https://pics.onsizzle.com/unfuck-yourself-be-who-youwere-before-all-that-stuff-happened-3659456.png

what if I was a garbage 5 year old

feel like its some ancient ur-meme that will be passed down from generation to generation. there are a million versions of it.

yeah, some of "that stuff that happened" was totally my fault.

Cool to think that might pop up in the feeds of ppl who have been victims of sexual assault

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17626383_1616881411674055_7203349409140447442_n.jpg?oh=a00da97e8e6dde5105f08f483a939fda&oe=596BB5A9

that is one of the worst structured sentences i've ever seen

damn

these last two are among the worst things i've seen on this thread

it's possible to read that as the kid throws the fries, the attractive man throws the fries or Mr. McDonald throws the fries
it is also possible to read that as the narrator throwing their fries or their kid on the ground

I agree that all those readings are there. But I believe that the intended meaning is: "I threw my fries on the ground in order to get the attractive man to spank me."

Because otherwise it's very difficult to get an attractive man to spank you.

Thought spanking had been replaced by social media

Yeah I read that as the attractive man dumping his fries and then spanking his kid which I admit did make me laugh

i saw an attractive man throw his kid on the ground, starving, hysterical naked so i threw my attractive man on the ground too and yes i said yes i will yes

I have eaten
the fries
that you threw on
the ground

and which
you were probably
spanking
your kid for

Forgive me
they were delicious
so dirty
now spank me