Just imagine typing this nasty shit and getting paid for it though.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
what happens when the most important person in your entire country is an overgrown toddler
― kinder, Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:01 (seven years ago) link
john rosemond otm
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:28 (seven years ago) link
All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters… Ranked
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 18 March 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link
lol and he's a family psychologist
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 March 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17425117_10211688570671964_6785852066734038731_n.jpg?oh=a744a47f5a3de71fae9882044a62b2d2&oe=59608772
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
reasonable
― Moodles, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
*boggles*
That is so literally the opposite of what I would call either side I cant wrap my head round it.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:51 (seven years ago) link
everyone seeks to divide. no one seeks to unite.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:58 (seven years ago) link
capitalism is literally based on people being bad, read one Adam Smith
this feels like a "me vs other girls" meme
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
more like dumb-o-crats
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:58 (seven years ago) link
smug alert
http://i67.tinypic.com/1115ora.jpg
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 04:30 (seven years ago) link
There would probably be more shushing. Possibly some microfiche abuse.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:04 (seven years ago) link
farts would have more room to escape
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:05 (seven years ago) link
True, but no one can hear you fart when your in the club.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (seven years ago) link
*you're
^needs library
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17309140_1028288270640342_1287001706363551580_n.jpg?oh=46ecc7c49efe262d4c565137c822a275&oe=59514FD8
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
str8 masturpiece
― niels, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:33 (seven years ago) link
I keep inviting people to the table of my life, nobody wants to come.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 March 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/050c43f16acc2b203563c5dae6d4a38d2763c0-wm.jpg?v=3
― millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
seems like a pretty chill guy
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
trying to work out if that's a Freud watch
― millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link
sick of these recipe videos
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%203.08.36%20PM_zpsefhl7hmo.png
― nomar, Friday, 24 March 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link
The raccoon ones are ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3LD1JRmuc
― takin care of bismuth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link
I just want to say that my life does not resemble a table. kthxbye.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 March 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
on my facebook today...
https://pics.onsizzle.com/unfuck-yourself-be-who-youwere-before-all-that-stuff-happened-3659456.png
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:57 (seven years ago) link
what if I was a garbage 5 year old
― Neanderthal, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:58 (seven years ago) link
feel like its some ancient ur-meme that will be passed down from generation to generation. there are a million versions of it.
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link
yeah, some of "that stuff that happened" was totally my fault.
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Cool to think that might pop up in the feeds of ppl who have been victims of sexual assault
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 27 March 2017 07:47 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17626383_1616881411674055_7203349409140447442_n.jpg?oh=a00da97e8e6dde5105f08f483a939fda&oe=596BB5A9
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link
that is one of the worst structured sentences i've ever seen
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link
damn
these last two are among the worst things i've seen on this thread
― nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link
it's possible to read that as the kid throws the fries, the attractive man throws the fries or Mr. McDonald throws the fries it is also possible to read that as the narrator throwing their fries or their kid on the ground
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
I agree that all those readings are there. But I believe that the intended meaning is: "I threw my fries on the ground in order to get the attractive man to spank me."
Because otherwise it's very difficult to get an attractive man to spank you.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link
Thought spanking had been replaced by social media
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I read that as the attractive man dumping his fries and then spanking his kid which I admit did make me laugh
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
i saw an attractive man throw his kid on the ground, starving, hysterical naked so i threw my attractive man on the ground too and yes i said yes i will yes
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
I have eatenthe friesthat you threw onthe ground
and whichyou were probablyspankingyour kid for
Forgive methey were deliciousso dirtynow spank me
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link
^
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link
I saw the attractive man of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,spanking his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, etc., etc.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
I'm just repeating jokes someone else already made, what a day...
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link
I need a break
repeating something someone else has done tends to result in spanking tbf
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link
fries are starting to sound strangely erotic
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
xp
maybe that's why I did it, hint hint
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
luv gettin sex spanked in front of a stranger's child at the mcdonalds
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
Attractive man threw his kids fries on the ground, and spanked Paul Weller in the tube station at midnight..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link
there's probably a painting of that on the internet
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link