feel like its some ancient ur-meme that will be passed down from generation to generation. there are a million versions of it.
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link
yeah, some of "that stuff that happened" was totally my fault.
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Cool to think that might pop up in the feeds of ppl who have been victims of sexual assault
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 27 March 2017 07:47 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17626383_1616881411674055_7203349409140447442_n.jpg?oh=a00da97e8e6dde5105f08f483a939fda&oe=596BB5A9
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link
that is one of the worst structured sentences i've ever seen
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link
damn
these last two are among the worst things i've seen on this thread
― nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link
it's possible to read that as the kid throws the fries, the attractive man throws the fries or Mr. McDonald throws the fries it is also possible to read that as the narrator throwing their fries or their kid on the ground
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
I agree that all those readings are there. But I believe that the intended meaning is: "I threw my fries on the ground in order to get the attractive man to spank me."
Because otherwise it's very difficult to get an attractive man to spank you.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link
Thought spanking had been replaced by social media
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I read that as the attractive man dumping his fries and then spanking his kid which I admit did make me laugh
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
i saw an attractive man throw his kid on the ground, starving, hysterical naked so i threw my attractive man on the ground too and yes i said yes i will yes
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
I have eatenthe friesthat you threw onthe ground
and whichyou were probablyspankingyour kid for
Forgive methey were deliciousso dirtynow spank me
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link
^
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link
I saw the attractive man of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,spanking his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, etc., etc.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
I'm just repeating jokes someone else already made, what a day...
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link
I need a break
repeating something someone else has done tends to result in spanking tbf
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link
fries are starting to sound strangely erotic
― a landlocked exclave (mh đ), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
xp
maybe that's why I did it, hint hint
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
luv gettin sex spanked in front of a stranger's child at the mcdonalds
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
Attractive man threw his kids fries on the ground, and spanked Paul Weller in the tube station at midnight..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link
there's probably a painting of that on the internet
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
pretty sure that meme was the plot of an ally mcbeal episode
― nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link
[photo of man spanking child in macdonalds]
12. After years of fry throwing by children and horny women, many working class voters finally turned to spanking.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
meaning was obvious, feigned obtusity always the weakest of arguments
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link
But Onan knew that the child would be spanked; so whenever he ate at McDonalds, he threw his fries on the ground to get spanked by an attractive man.
― âYeah. Huh, thanks.â (los blue jeans), Thursday, 30 March 2017 03:28 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17621657_1477180388960214_5523191751946365379_o.png?oh=c915a1d8e02c067159eb0964335ac56e&oe=5952706F
I assume anyone dressed like that is a massive coke fiend.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 March 2017 09:07 (seven years ago) link
I assume they're unlikely to teach me anything of value
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 March 2017 09:09 (seven years ago) link
blessedarethecheesemakers.gif
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 11:05 (seven years ago) link
unintentional screenname synchronicty there
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 11:06 (seven years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_(poem)
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:18 (seven years ago) link
_______ liked this.My Inappropriate Thoughts shared I'm a vindictive little BITCH's photo.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17629844_1485387761502527_8294739377769336491_n.jpg?oh=8345539c725ad552a557b855714833f5&oe=594C882E
― how's life, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:50 (seven years ago) link
https://hips.htvapps.com/htv-prod-media.s3.amazonaws.com/ibmig/cms/image/wapt/23978254-23978254.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 3 April 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
these colored status updates are the dumbest fucking things
http://i.imgur.com/g3EmOLE.png
― marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link
The worst.
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I don't know why people are doing those; it seems to elevate idle banter to meme or quote status. Which is great if your random daily thoughts are in fact profound, but it just looks silly otherwise.
Allergy season has arrived!-Bob Marley
Was it in this thread that someone linked in a blog post about the epistemology of the shitpic?
It was a fairly long discussion about how no one takes a meme seriously if it looks clean. Because it hasn't been copied / cropped / compressed / overwritten, that must mean that no one has liked it enough to steal and rework it yet. So it must not be a very profound thought.
That's what I think of when I see those status updates. You're just saying what you had for breakfast; it's not an epic takedown or universal truth. Maybe if it was all covered with jpg artifact pixels, a bad attempt to clone over someone else's logo, and a stupid faux-copyright mark, THEN people would think it was profound.
Now I want to open a business where I make people's ordinary status updates look like beloved Xerox lore from the early 90s.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link
O found it
https://theawl.com/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic-e25d8e5af9bc
A pristine-looking meme engenders skepticismââââThis canât be that funny, it hasnât been imperfectly replicated enough.â But when you see that blurry text, partially cut off by the top of the frame, and a heavily compressed picture of Kermit below⌠thatâs when you know: This is gonna be a good-ass meme.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:06 (seven years ago) link
this is also good along similar lines https://medium.com/message/god-tier-facebook-moms-run-the-meme-game-1e56ef0d31ec
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:10 (seven years ago) link
I hadn't seen these coloured things before but I saw my first one today:
http://i.imgur.com/YmP23AB.jpg
― heaven parker (anagram), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 11:18 (seven years ago) link
Punch yourself in the face!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:08 (seven years ago) link
is what you should tell that person...
http://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16508672_1706365246043978_5951179071054432702_n.jpg%3Foh%3D6238eca79ad54926864b5358a9664258%26oe%3D594C9A69
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/7f/83/b87f83f74b8e9b03eed26a78c4c0d4da.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
man 13 year old Prince was a savvy investor
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link
thank god michael jordan became a billionaire shoe mogul, never would've made a name for himself otherwise
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link
was a miracle that Jerry Reinsdorf saw him sitting in that Nike store and said "son, have you ever tried playing ball?", and the rest was history
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link
imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link
did you go into a coma while posting in the Chappelle thread last week and wake up here 5 minutes ago?
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:26 (seven years ago) link
did some research and sourced the meme to george soros
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
was he in the Beatles
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link