the amount of mass lost from one crew member doing this would be trivial, but if everyone did it, wouldn't they have to import more biomass (or just matter?) to keep the station running? you know those replicators are just constructing organic matter out of recycled poops. no poops, no tea.
― a landlocked exclave (mh ๐), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:32 (seven years ago) link
what if the only thing keeping the ship online is the shit recycler
― a landlocked exclave (mh ๐), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
Poolong Tea
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
Earl Brown, steaming hot
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link
Dilithium crystals are a pleasant fiction made up to distract from what's actually being pumped into the warp core.
― jmm, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link
you know those replicators are just constructing organic matter out of recycled poops. no poops, no tea.
they could switch to using the corpses of ill-fated away-team members. 'soylent red'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link
Why not just transport the poop out of your lower intestine, reassemble it in the transporter's pattern buffer into food, and then transport it into your stomach?
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link
I mean, if they can use the transporter to reverse Pulaski's accelerated again, and turn Picard and co from kids back into adults, then this poop transporter/transformation is simple.
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link
how is poop 'formed?
― Balรฐy Daudrs (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link
why would they need to use the transporter at all? I would assume the ship's septic tank is connected to an airlock that releases their collected waste into space on a regular basis.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
woah snoball is on to something here guys
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
xxp Maybe they could all be beamed to one planet instead. Planet Poop.
โ well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 3:08 PM
Chester Brown sort of did this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/gateway.jpg
― scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link
queuing up 'Uranus' joek BRB...
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
don't forget the Rimworld jokes while you're there
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:41 (seven years ago) link
isn't Shatner's post-ST resume all the shit you need
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 March 2017 02:02 (seven years ago) link
it's right in his name ffs
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 30 March 2017 02:28 (seven years ago) link
she's 7.6% more productive and the captain briefly acknowledged her existence in ten-forward
what a pathetic reason
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 30 March 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link
it's that kind of attitude that will ensure you'll never be promoted past the rank of ensign tbh
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 08:15 (seven years ago) link
Back to the poop deck with you, Mr. Crusher!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 3 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
justice was done here btw, well done ilx
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link
changing my vote
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 June 2017 04:37 (six years ago) link
man do not regret making this decision #byepoopz
― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link