Neural Network, what u eat?

Discard head and turn into a nonstick spice.

I mean this is just good advice even outside the kitchen.

i for one welcome our new robochef overlords

https://i.giphy.com/A0Wua2lCo7BzG.gif

Amazing, site keeps giving.

disturbingly vague ingredients

¼ cup white seeds
1 cup mixture
1 teaspoon juice
1 chunks
¼ lb fresh surface
¼ teaspoon brown leaves
½ cup with no noodles
1 round meat in bowl

vs

fancy new ingredients

¼ cup coconut fluff rings
1 teaspoon cooked buster grapes
½ cup shanked whipping peanuts
6 tablespoon lemon turn beans
1 seeds of the chocolate cheese
1 cup milk bat leaves
1 ½ cup sherry stick
¼ line phempherbly ice
½ cup shrimp white pine baking powder
1 teaspoon baking curny sauce
¼ cup milked salt
8 oz canned pomegranate crescents
12 oz can canned and chopped pistachio stock

¼ line phempherbly ice

feel like I'll see this on the way home, everything going a bit Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius

these are like the desperately confused internal monologues of those sub-par helper robots simone giertz builds

https://media.giphy.com/media/DSAZOdw3Eimzu/giphy.gif

Bake until juice. Brush from the potato sauce: Lightly butter into the viscin. Cook combine water. Source: 0 25 seconds; transfer a madiun in orenge cinnamon with electres if the based, make drained off tala whili; or chicken to well. Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl. Toast the bread spritkries.

Goddamn it, this thread is a whole new flavor of NSFW. I just about lose it every time I click through.

there's something about the rigidity of foods and cooking that makes it an especially funny target for this

1 cup milk bat leaves

Literally trying to suppress guffaws at my desk while tears of mirth rain from my eyes.

Citran Barbecued Mube
game, ethnic

—-CAKE—-
1 pkg cornstarch
34 oz ginger
1 white sage
2 large red potatoes, peeled
1 magazine bread; chunks
1 cup shredded corn peas
4 cup liquid ice cream

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.
From: Fial Hosselr Date: 24 Jul 96

Grilled Snailsed Butter
crockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats

2 lb shrimp; cut in ½ cubes
6 cloves, minced
2 teaspoon apple juice
¼ cup mushrooms
1 lb tomatoes, nuts.
plastic
1 Strawberries
2 each pinto beans; sliced
1 plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)
1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed

Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.

Smushed.I’s Bried, Heritame Sprigs
cakes, pies, pastries, extract

2 eggs
4 tablespoon water
1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten
20 eggs
4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)
2 tablespoon grated zucchini
20 oz almonds, rough
1 cup seasoned baking powder

Sift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.

Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.

Posted by Adwing A

rubbing holiday

every March 31 heretofore is rubbing holiday

the tomb of the unknown yogurt fillets is sadly overlooked by most visitors to arlington national cemetery

no carri-fater

Is this the AI version of "no homo?"

reading these is a chilling glimpse into what it must be like to try to refamilarise yourself with the written word after a serious head injury

BRB, going to rehab for my unquenchable addiction to opening this thread.

i had to make it through an hour long client call earlier with the phrase "Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl" stuck in my head

didn't somebody post some tweets about "recipes" like these (automatically generated by feeding cookbook prose into a program) on the damage controLOLZ thread a while back?

lots of fantastic choices here, but I'm gonna have to go for the Crockpot Cold Water

Dyyyyyyying at this thread. Hard to pick a winner through the tears, but Swamp Peef and Cheese was where I completely broke down, so that.

really worried that the neural network isn't eating enough vegetables

Oh right this is what I was thinking of

https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184?lang=en

Sauce Madame

Take sage, parsley, hyssop and savory, quinces and pears, garlic and grapes, and stuff the geese therewith, and sew the hole that no grease come out, and roast them well, and keep the dripping that falleth thereof. Take meat jelly and dripping and add in a posset; when the geese be roasted enough; take and smite them into pieces, and that that is within, and add in a posset and put therein wine if it be too thick. Add thereto powder of galangal, powder-douce and salt and boil the sauce and dress the Geese in dishes and lay the sauce onward.

Scrolling through all of that neural network stuff was a delight. In the end, I think the lack of specificity in '1 cup meat or flour' is what did me in.

could see a youtube show where someone tried to follow these recipes to the letter being p popular

Serve on ranged removable pieces

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The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For 1 seeds of the chocolate cheese

also this is totally what the players eat in Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

http://i.imgur.com/PeTLMM2.png

Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake

http://cdn.vashtie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_ni23k2U4Ig1rxetl7o1_500.gif

haha yes that's what I was referencing above

still dying at "Serve immediately in sugar"

reminded of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO0OasunPqM

"Cooking with Cthulhu"

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/28/cooking-with-chef-watson-ibms-artificial-intelligence-app

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

somebody else did this with a nearly comprehensive list of video games

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural

"The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)" made me crack up inexplicably hard

Virtual Mat vs. Dick of the King

Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard

my fav song off Disco Volante....

a third post, including Black Mario and King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network

irl lols at the aforementioned Black Mario and...

Spork Demo
Jort: The Shorching
Soccer Dragon
Mutant Tycoon

Dick of the King is hard to beat overall tho

lol @ Dank Dragon

It's hopping on the foam trend now.

Kodks. or Sugar Layer With Stock In Con Mublentchs

alcohol, cajun, dudes

2 pkg hershey’s can be prepared in unpeeled
1 smaller
½ cup yellow onions you may
1 cup egg; chilled, coursely chopped
½ lb bacon, chopped
1 ½ cup sugar, grated
4 oz square oil

Halve the finely chopped fresh garlic salt and pepper. Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them, scraping the room off the skillet. Add ghees and beer and bring to a boil; cover and simmer, uncovered, on High for 20 to 30 minutes or until the onion thickens. Remove from heat and stir in the soy sauce. Cook for about 3 minutes, adding a little about hot water and brown the meat. Add the mussels to the jar, blencard brieply and simmer until the potato vegetables are coarse through. Drain and serve would be required of the grated glaze and Wannational and cook in foam or water for 2-3 min. it using a fork.Create a little to two separate spaces fine and open.

Yield: 4 servings

Two I lost it at (apart from DOTK) were Deep Golf and Detective Rally

'The Time Spanger' and 'King of the Grash' are my faves.

And a new DN is born. I love this nonsense so much.

blencard brieply

Oh my god, the neural network learning the art of knock-knock jokes.
http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159132506927/in-which-a-neural-network-learns-to-tell

Then it learned the joke about the cow with no lips which became its Favorite Thing Ever, even if it didn’t know how to properly tell it. The punchline to Every Single Joke was ooo ooooo ooo…

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Alec
Anic who?
Wow co poo the tho tho door to the soout oo ooo oooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo…

"stealth assassin from the clouds" might just work

That's how you'd pick up Grimes.

GPT-3 generated pranks (from https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/pranks-you-can-do-at-home):

Create a secret language that only you and your cat can understand.

Repaint your nails in an unusual color like ORANGE, and just leave them like that.

Move your bed away from the wall and sleep in the middle of the room in a pile of comfy pillows.

Stand in line for a movie for 30 minutes and then leave.

Ordering junk treats from TV ads at 3 in the morning, like those "falling in the ocean" doughnuts.

Sawing your mattress in half in order to see if it's still good.

Putting your car keys in the freezer and forgetting where you put them.

You didn't remember to make an appointment with your electrician, plumber, or cable tv provider. When you run out of excuses you can always tell people it was a prank.

Take it to the next level. Make an appointment with yourself. Say you are going to clean up your mess and go for a run. Block out a day for it. (And for goodness' sake, don't clean anything and absolutely do not go for a run).

I like how these are mostly pranks that you play on yourself

by another GPT-3 variant:

Install a fake microwave on the wall that you never use.

Take a picture of your bathroom and plaster it on your fridge.

Set up a freezer in your freezer. Then put a sign on it that says "Freezer burn."

You can set up an old TV in the middle of your room and use it as a table. You can christen this "April Fools' Day TV Table".

You can take a bunch of jellybeans, put them in a Ziplock bag, and tie the bag around your neck.

Take out your credit cards and plunk them down randomly in different parts of your house. If a funny looking cat appears on the bill, you will be laughing out loud before you've even opened a door!