reading these is a chilling glimpse into what it must be like to try to refamilarise yourself with the written word after a serious head injury
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link
BRB, going to rehab for my unquenchable addiction to opening this thread.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:51 (seven years ago) link
i had to make it through an hour long client call earlier with the phrase "Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl" stuck in my head
― ciderpress, Friday, 31 March 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
didn't somebody post some tweets about "recipes" like these (automatically generated by feeding cookbook prose into a program) on the damage controLOLZ thread a while back?
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link
lots of fantastic choices here, but I'm gonna have to go for the Crockpot Cold Water
― example (crüt), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
Dyyyyyyying at this thread. Hard to pick a winner through the tears, but Swamp Peef and Cheese was where I completely broke down, so that.
― You're going to see a lot of love. Okay? Thank you. (Dan Peterson), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
really worried that the neural network isn't eating enough vegetables
― example (crüt), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
Oh right this is what I was thinking of
https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184?lang=en
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 31 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link
Sauce Madame
Take sage, parsley, hyssop and savory, quinces and pears, garlic and grapes, and stuff the geese therewith, and sew the hole that no grease come out, and roast them well, and keep the dripping that falleth thereof. Take meat jelly and dripping and add in a posset; when the geese be roasted enough; take and smite them into pieces, and that that is within, and add in a posset and put therein wine if it be too thick. Add thereto powder of galangal, powder-douce and salt and boil the sauce and dress the Geese in dishes and lay the sauce onward.
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link
Scrolling through all of that neural network stuff was a delight. In the end, I think the lack of specificity in '1 cup meat or flour' is what did me in.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link
could see a youtube show where someone tried to follow these recipes to the letter being p popular
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:59 (seven years ago) link
Serve on ranged removable pieces
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0657/9717/files/norman-5_1024x1024.jpg?v=1487114368
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:03 (seven years ago) link
The purple piper plays his tune,The choir softly sing;Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,For 1 seeds of the chocolate cheese
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:10 (seven years ago) link
also this is totally what the players eat in Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PeTLMM2.png
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:38 (seven years ago) link
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
http://cdn.vashtie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_ni23k2U4Ig1rxetl7o1_500.gif
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link
haha yes that's what I was referencing above
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:58 (seven years ago) link
still dying at "Serve immediately in sugar"
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:31 (seven years ago) link
reminded of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO0OasunPqM
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
"Cooking with Cthulhu"
This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/28/cooking-with-chef-watson-ibms-artificial-intelligence-app
― flopson, Saturday, 1 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
somebody else did this with a nearly comprehensive list of video games
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural
"The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)" made me crack up inexplicably hard
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link
Virtual Mat vs. Dick of the King
― The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
my fav song off Disco Volante....
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
a third post, including Black Mario and King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
irl lols at the aforementioned Black Mario and...
Spork DemoJort: The ShorchingSoccer Dragon Mutant Tycoon
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link
Dick of the King is hard to beat overall tho
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link
lol @ Dank Dragon
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
It's hopping on the foam trend now.
Kodks. or Sugar Layer With Stock In Con Mublentchsalcohol, cajun, dudes2 pkg hershey’s can be prepared in unpeeled1 smaller½ cup yellow onions you may1 cup egg; chilled, coursely chopped½ lb bacon, chopped1 ½ cup sugar, grated4 oz square oilHalve the finely chopped fresh garlic salt and pepper. Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them, scraping the room off the skillet. Add ghees and beer and bring to a boil; cover and simmer, uncovered, on High for 20 to 30 minutes or until the onion thickens. Remove from heat and stir in the soy sauce. Cook for about 3 minutes, adding a little about hot water and brown the meat. Add the mussels to the jar, blencard brieply and simmer until the potato vegetables are coarse through. Drain and serve would be required of the grated glaze and Wannational and cook in foam or water for 2-3 min. it using a fork.Create a little to two separate spaces fine and open.Yield: 4 servings
alcohol, cajun, dudes
2 pkg hershey’s can be prepared in unpeeled1 smaller½ cup yellow onions you may1 cup egg; chilled, coursely chopped½ lb bacon, chopped1 ½ cup sugar, grated4 oz square oil
Halve the finely chopped fresh garlic salt and pepper. Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them, scraping the room off the skillet. Add ghees and beer and bring to a boil; cover and simmer, uncovered, on High for 20 to 30 minutes or until the onion thickens. Remove from heat and stir in the soy sauce. Cook for about 3 minutes, adding a little about hot water and brown the meat. Add the mussels to the jar, blencard brieply and simmer until the potato vegetables are coarse through. Drain and serve would be required of the grated glaze and Wannational and cook in foam or water for 2-3 min. it using a fork.Create a little to two separate spaces fine and open.
Yield: 4 servings
― JoeStork, Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:01 (seven years ago) link
Two I lost it at (apart from DOTK) were Deep Golf and Detective Rally
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 6 April 2017 08:18 (seven years ago) link
'The Time Spanger' and 'King of the Grash' are my faves.
― emil.y, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
And a new DN is born. I love this nonsense so much.
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link
blencard brieply
― jmm, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link
Oh my god, the neural network learning the art of knock-knock jokes.http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159132506927/in-which-a-neural-network-learns-to-tell
Then it learned the joke about the cow with no lips which became its Favorite Thing Ever, even if it didn’t know how to properly tell it. The punchline to Every Single Joke was ooo ooooo ooo…Knock KnockWho’s There?AlecAnic who?Wow co poo the tho tho door to the soout oo ooo oooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo…
Knock KnockWho’s There?AlecAnic who?Wow co poo the tho tho door to the soout oo ooo oooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo…
― jmm, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link
Knock KnockWho’s There?IrelandIreland who?Ireland you money, butt.
darragh OTM
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link
Its list of superhero names has me almost falling out of my office chair.
Speet StankRed FartMister ManRad FoodSapgirlWoopAnn ManBoomssBoark IISuppermanSuperboreSlonkLid ManGreen Hooter IIStarm SurperShartarGoonsNanaRider FarmCaptain InRedinkWolver ManWizler
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link
officially dead xxp
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link
It's best to maintain a wide berth when Shartar and Red Fart team up.
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link
lmao xxxp
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, I think the games version needs its own poll on ILG. Coming up shortly
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:27 (seven years ago) link
If someone doesn't do this with horror movie titles soon, I guess I'll have to figure out for myself how this goddamn neural network nonsense works.
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link
I love how most of these sound like food suggestions from the Butterfield Diet Plan.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U
― Pheeel, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
I don't think I'll ever look at another recipe ingredient list again without thinking about "¼ lb bones or fresh bread; optional"
― silverfish, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link
Read Beasy Mist as Beasty Mist, inhalable meat dish
― Bnad, Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:37 (seven years ago) link
this whirlwind of beef, mayne
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link
OMG this thread took off in awesome ways without me revisiting it haha
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link
Alien Pro Baseball is a million dollar idea.
― JoeStork, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:37 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 7 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link