Reveal Your Uncool Conservative Beliefs Here

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I'm currently having my windows broken while i watch by a group of local kids and guess what I'd like my taxes to contribute to their incarceration and/or deaths

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link

have you read DOA horseshoe?

flopson, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link

lmao darragh

flopson, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link

who is most conservative ilxor poster btwn me flopson + deems

Mordy, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link

take your shirts off and we'll see

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link

Not crazy talk about DOA, flopson. I haven't read it. Alfred is crazy talking about the Neapolitan novels.

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Don't think flopson is v conservative tbh. Mordy and darraghmac differently (complementarily?) conservative

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link

my impression is flopson is pretty bullish on capitalism

Mordy, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Hi horseshoe obv

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link

Mordy'a political alignment is roughly "stoner Commentary"

softie (silby), Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

hi darraghmac!

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

i'm more religious than commentary

Mordy, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link

I'm more grumbly and arguey but I'm quite nice rly iirc

I do mean that i was sat there watching them do this while typing that post. I asked them not to fwiw

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link

I am very lenient on criminal offenses against property unless they're against my property, and then I wish caning was allowed

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link

i am sorry those kids broke your windows, darraghmac.

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link

I'll try not to let it inform my views in the longer run :#

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Someone else work up a fenestra/final straw joke, I'm indisposed

a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link

who is most conservative ilxor poster btwn me flopson + deems

You're not conservative, Mordy.

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link

what about aesthetically?

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link

lol. i enjoy this thread. sarahell is terrifying in it, though.

― horseshoe, Sunday, April 2, 2017 7:23 AM (five hours ago)

the first couple posts are examples based on the source of the image that starts the thread, not my personal beliefs

sarahell, Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link

ok except for the one about there being too many lazy people, which I do sincerely believe.

sarahell, Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link

who is most conservative ilxor poster btwn me flopson + deems

― Mordy, Sunday, April 2, 2017 2:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm not familiar with either of your political opinions but my impression was that neither of you were remotely conservative (although in d's case i am so rarely able to parse his posts)

my impression is flopson is pretty bullish on capitalism

― Mordy, Sunday, April 2, 2017 2:10 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk i'm a pretty plain vanilla lib(eral)/socdem. twitter made me hate Socialists more than i otherwise would and sometimes it is 'necessary' to 'defend' liberal democracy from the idiotic heights reached in the puritanical arms race by its most idealistic critics. i definitely draw a line somewhere far before Actual Communism (which a lot of leftists prefer to leave intentionally blurred until pressed), and moreover think marxism and other systematic analyses of capitalism or neoliberalism are often an evasive tactic or abdication of intellectual and political responsibility; a cynical way to adopt a lackadaisical position on the particulars of feasible/pragmatic (if imperfect) solutions to social problems by saying, ah, well to really solve that you'd need to take down Capitalism. Marx had some great bars but the labor theory of value and historical materialism are crap. i do kind of wish everyone would accept that we are quibbling over the details of the mixed economy (details which are hugely important!), preferably sometime before graduating from college, stop the grandstanding about Capitalism, and just say what they want

flopson, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link

i'm not giving up on the Neapolitan series yet but there was nothing remotely approaching the fire and brimstone of Days of Abandonment in volume 1

flopson, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

...you know that scene in 30 Rock where Liz and Jenna are hashing out their issues in front of Jack Donaghy, and he's like "This is boring. I'm bored now"? I wonder if that phenomenon explains men being bored by the Neapolitan novels. sorry if that makes me an asshole to wonder; i do genuinely wonder it.

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

Dmac what u do w those thugs is u put them in some dirty/trashy/poor neighbourhood or somewhere where the murder rate is high and they do community service (pick up trash/sweep)

Second attempt and u incarcerate them

Third attempt and u give em the death penalty

Theyre already a burden to the tax system as it is, might as well make them work for the glorious prison food they so eagerly want

i n f i n i t y (∞), Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link

ouch! i wasn't bored by My Brilliant Friend, far from it. but DoA was one of the best reading experiences i've had; stayed up all night to read the final scene, felt it reverberate for days. never read anything so dripping with rage and frustration, i can only imagine what it's like in the original italian! so naturally that's the one i would recommend to Mordy (or anyone)

flopson, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

It was unfair of me to speculate. I don't doubt that Days of Abandonment is great! The neapolitan novels are the most remarkable recent fiction I have read. But female friendship is intrinsically fascinating to me.

horseshoe, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

who is most conservative ilxor poster btwn me flopson + deems

― Mordy, Sunday, April 2, 2017 2:02 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deems > you > flopson

k3vin k., Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

poll

flopson, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Ya but who is most conservative

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

poll

― flopson, Sunday, April 2, 2017 1:50 PM (forty minutes ago)

^ classic neo-liberal response

the correct answer is "duel"

sarahell, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link

Markets will decide

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:32 (seven years ago) link

The word "truel" was introduced in Martin Shubik's 1964 book Game Theory and Related Approaches to Social Behavior, page 43, and independently in Richard Epstein's 1967 book Theory of Gambling and Statistical Logic, page 343.

a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Disappointed that's not a cruel truth tbb

virginity simple (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link

How does Game Theory and Related Approaches to Social Behavior compare to those Ferrante books?

sarahell, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:54 (seven years ago) link

Maybe this would be better for "controversial opinion" thread than here, but since we're talking fidelity/infidelity: I think people mostly don't cheat from healthy relationships.

Nobody "steals" anybody's man, or woman. If you got "stolen," it's because you were stealable. If you're monogamously minded and your relationship is working for you, you can generally resist temptation. If you're not monogamously minded, you probably shouldn't enter into monogamous situations.

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link

idk. sometimes people lose sight of their priorities and do selfish things.

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

if you're in a committed relationship it's probably a good idea not to spend a lot of alone time w/ someone who shares your spouse's gender

late to game but wanna go on record as saying i think this is utter bullshit as a broad dictum; speak for yourself imo

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 3 April 2017 00:54 (seven years ago) link

sorry, this isn't the argue with uncool conservative beliefs thread

Mordy, Monday, 3 April 2017 01:33 (seven years ago) link

where do we keep that one

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Literally every other thread iirc

DJI, Monday, 3 April 2017 01:57 (seven years ago) link

Ha truthbomb

virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 3 April 2017 07:06 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure there's been quite a bit of arguing above.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:25 (seven years ago) link

I didn't oppose Rudy Giuliani's Times Square "clean up," or, rather, I saw it as inevitability.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link

Watching Asghar Farhadi's The Salesman today made me think of Mordys claim about no good literature after 1945. Because once upon a time, Farhadi would be one of the worlds biggest writers, but people like him now work in cinema. And The Salesman could really have been a very good book, great plot, interesting characters, an intriguing meta-layer. And cinematically, it's ok as well, and a worthy Oscar-winner. It would have been a better book, though, of a kind that isn't there anymore.

Frederik B, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:49 (seven years ago) link

Those books are there, just not being written in English for the most part

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 07:02 (seven years ago) link

Well, my example is Iranian, so... :)

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 10:07 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

The difference between untreated ADHD and incompetence + stupidity is unimportant for practical purposes.

sarahell, Thursday, 29 June 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

if I read you right that isn't far from my professional position

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

i have adhd and i agree with that

Treeship, Thursday, 29 June 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link


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