Neural Network, what u eat?

Read Beasy Mist as Beasty Mist, inhalable meat dish

this whirlwind of beef, mayne

OMG this thread took off in awesome ways without me revisiting it haha

Alien Pro Baseball is a million dollar idea.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Crimm Grunk got robbed

swamp peef lower than expected

ILG sequel poll is here: Brain Robot Slam, Whatchu Playing?

umm so I'm using neural network FaceApp to fuck w/ celeb's pics and I think some wires got crossed on Rick Ross here w/ the last two (FaceApp seems to be racist af based on some of the "hot" results I got)

http://i63.tinypic.com/f2kh6t.jpg

Ozzy stylin' and profilin'

http://i64.tinypic.com/m961vr.jpg

Shaq is back

http://i66.tinypic.com/2q9xg6v.jpg

There have been some choice selections posted over in the ILG neural network thread, but you really must check this out for yourself (and refresh often): http://andrewvenell.com/everyname

a bottomless well of screen-name possibilities

these names feel like the neural net's sources have come entirely from the ouevre of ridiculous names created by sean tejaratchi, aka liartownusa

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f7052e7c1ee0457544b52b97bddf84ae/tumblr_oe2w20nH4s1s71q1zo2_1280.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f7052e7c1ee0457544b52b97bddf84ae/tumblr_oe2w20nH4s1s71q1zo2_1280.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5252ac36bd90e95e0dc99b5e6123f1e5/tumblr_oieuvqJeMw1s71q1zo3_1280.png

uh sorry for double-schtaining there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF8pwbgTfPA

holy shit:

Bird Hots With Mold; Rhubarb

deserts, fruits, seafood

1 pkg cooled shells roll
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
3 tablespoon california homejazehn or warm or whole mim; or shredded cool whip
2 tablespoon flour
2 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoon confectioner dries chocolate
1 my other
1 whather halves

The cream soupy stops and cool, pour mixture over top of pie.

Garnish

Yield: 12 servings

That's ridiculous. A real cook would never use mim as a substitute for homejazehn.

The recipe generator seems to be the winning neural network by far. I just laughed myself to tears and near pants pissage reading this list:

10 lb dried broccoli casserole
1 lb crab water
¼ oz can of fish casings

Place wrapper in microwave on Low Coals.
Mix honey, liquid toe water, salt and 3 tablespoon olive oil.
Cut flour into ¼-inch cubes
Spread the butter in the refrigerator.
Drop one greased pot.
Remove part of skillet.
Scrape the mold into a ball bowl.

1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed
1 dark cream
3 cooked parts cut into chunks
½ ears, crumbled
1 binch wife
½ lb back of served
½ pint sharp pieces
2 tablespoon spore sauce
1 boneless head ham bananas
2 tablespoon minced fresh personn

lost it at "Spread the butter in the refrigerator."

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/160776374467/new-paint-colors-invented-by-neural-network

dead

my basement will be Homestar Brown

why does this shit cause so much trouble with breathing

Holy christ, this just never loses its power.

And finally, a list of the most quintessential story titles, obtained by setting the creativity to near zero on a highly-trained network:

The Story of the Stranger (1994 film)
The Last Day of the Story
The Lost Princess (film)
The Stranger (1994 film)
The Last Star (1994 film)
The Secret of the Story of the Stranger (1996 film)
The Stranger (2014 film)
The Story of the Stars
The Story of the Stranger (1999 film)
The Last Day of the Sun
The Story of the Star Trek: The Secret of the Story of the Star Wars

ahaha

alas that last one is too long for a dn

...or not

The Star Wars: The Santa Contact

If I ever form a metal band, I'm afraid that I'll have to steal the name Chaosrug from this neural network.

identifying a little too hard with both 'gray pubic' and 'stoner blue' tbh

neural networks: the screen-name source which never runs dry

You were looking for display names?

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/161267410992/more-80s-action-figures-from-the-neural-network

You cannot do this to me while I'm at work. Seriously.

Stalking Spanking Narlo-tie Dere
Storm Shrek
Rotercomming Pingaling
Sewer Man with Slagg Light
Battle Command Master Cramp
Blaster with Man Dreads
Snack Blast
Mindlick

...MINDLICK!

Already prototyped apparently

http://68.media.tumblr.com/7be2405dc9e61de4b548f37bbeed281d/tumblr_inline_oqocjp4xPZ1sou59i_500.jpg

That thing where you'd still occasionally come across a rack of fifteen of the same unsellable action figure two years after the toy line had ended? That's Snack Blast.

Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake

It's more or less the MST3K list of names for the hero of "Space Mutiny."

ai maniac is back on his bullshit, this time with english place names

Ospley
Stoke Carrston
Elfordbion
Hevermilley
Ell
Elle’s Chorels
Eller’s Green
Heaton on Westom
Hadford Hill
Hambate Combe
Manory Somerstow
Buchraston-on-Ter-Sey
Brotters Common
Normannegg
Twettle Row
North Hill Row St Marne
Torston-le Taney
North Praftton
Tonton’s Coss
Topswick End
Brumlington
Boll of Binclestead
Farton Green Pear End
Wadworth Mayshyn’s Wiwton
Wader Bridge
Weston Parpenham
Oarden of Land Park
Batchington Crunnerton
Larebridge Heath Brook
Capton Briins Forehouint Eftte Green
Waryburn Torner Midlwood
Wasts Halkstack
Maggington Common
Stach Helland Neston
Stoke Hills
Sutsy Compton
Stoke of Inch
Upper Somefield
Rastan-on-croan
Wadway Dynd-Rott End
Wattings Ward
Harhester Willey
Marrock
Saxford
Salton Southen’s Hovers
Salt, Earth
Stamorn Vale
Stouth Wiesley’t Bhampton
Upper Brynton
Knines’s Gartes
Webury Hill
Eastbridge Brook
Wallow Manworth
East Holmsley Anby
Hallaid or Humme
Galling Compton
Hamper’s Hill
Hangyd’s Hain
Wasland Commone
Wantham Mount on-by Langham
Kinindworthorpe Marmile
Dompton Ole
Dimmer Common
Keston Upper Rhington
Towerhaite Mank
Cockhanford Vales
Porcoft Green
Newtons St Pethen
Silmer’s Hill
Crocken-on’s Clow
Prrighstock Tabergate
Crisklethe’s Chorn
Cross Gorburster
Storton of Brook
Cartswood C’sters
New Amherston
Wascood Woot’s Corner
West Dottisley
Westovel (Blingwars
Sandeside Backton
Waledon of Bandsead
Rald Bockan-Sea
Boleland Brase
Stoop Heath
Stittleworth
Borton Melvery
Lunsel’s End
Filton-on’s Forton
Colban’s St Pelant
Cottingley Cross
Skepley Meyton
Stroby’s Hill
Ponkham Bark
Ponworth East
Kenninish
Bankinghead
St Hart Charley
Houck Scars of Pithard Dgawley
Buchlingtomptop
Bux Onxar
Inglasdale Nello’s Corn-on-rrie
Neth Cross
Top-Road Quinting
Sorton Cross
Fotterwell
Munealion Wick
Broad Romble
Bockerundstone Don Ourford
Furst Down-Nenkton
Burton Salerux
Fuckley
Lower Simscorns
South Pickste-derbridge
Rumpley
Sumpsley
Corthm St Kining Leigh Heaths
Cockbeach
Chorkwheal
Toldsey-on-on-y — n-Valker
Forcholmbry
Grinachard St Ringley
Stouth Villagston
Stote S’ster
Stowford Killfield
Stony’s Heath
Chipper Brooknant
Warris Botton
East Pleyhamf-Artour Weyket Wisher Brook
Eastle-Vale
Pairinggleat
Braerton Park
Burston Hale
Burting Heat End
Hest’s Botton
East Brottome
Mairton-on-Breaw
Old Bedr’s Commot
Dauz wick
Sotten Mile Cossay
Bapnington-on-Faith
Watch Uppe Borney
Backen Holm Corner
Flarton-chergh
Mastersley Ferry-the Green
Hatlet Backlingham
Hall of urn-in Head
Maishop Gog
Maviston’s End
Faenton West Moor
Baver-y-y-bnieston
Minton-on-y-chyde
Bulkes Rishing Walland
Burton Shyfield
Bunnershead Manes
Lovers Cormon Log
Kilby Mill
Knyne Forest Knare
Burton Soughthoston
Dyfird-y-moy
Pellingrouth Vale
Thrainton Shenant
Newton Hows
Jickley ucherfield
Lower St Perton
Bandle Bink Wewland
Burnernleyskau
Bockstangham Beck
Borton Bittefell
Hisillise St Marsh
Holtenham Stye’s Wood Icklets
Westington-courding
West Waplest Latford
Fackle Village
Undwinton Woathiston
Bunn-Anchridge in Barry
Froddington Island
Sattle Boslaw
Ratterboroug-End
Fapton
Waterwither Well
Thorps Crosk
Shiver Valley
Ston-ington
Thorton Stowin
Sketton Brittree
Ham’s Courd
Matton Oston
Lackley Copesley
Braeling’s Boke
Stoppard Wilberry
Storringthornfery
Catley Holtbridgeham Ruse
Colon-in Mead
Stoulton water
Nockpop
Hacking Woodleigh
Cocken Northen
St Hittle Carthton
Oasterton St Nesmell
Theffield
Cunding
Bryn’s Heath

cockbeach ftw obv

fapton seems like the ideal location for reddit island

those all just seem like actual places

I mean when you get on the tube from the airport it says THIS TRAIN IS FOR COCKFOSTERS, that never gets old

Fuckley otm

bastardly and fuckley

think we've stayed in an airbnb near stowford killfield

Despite richer pickings I am cracking up at Ston-ington

I like its attempts at Broadway musicals. I would see this:

Hot Stans
Play
Opening: Feb 17, 1943
Closing: Mar 20, 1945
Performance Count: 1

Once again, I die

https://medium.com/towards-data-science/romance-novels-generated-by-artificial-intelligence-1b31d9c872b2

The Prince’s Round Brothers