I Write Music And I'd Be Incredibly Appreciative If Someone Listened

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and the guy walking towards the train could step off the tracks for a moment and doff his cap to the dog as he went by

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:13 (four years ago) link

I think the dog angle is a mistake, they are too loud and upset the bucolic reverie which I try to inhabit.

That said if you mixed in their barking low in the mix, it could work, to offset or even distract from the music

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:14 (four years ago) link

What if the dogs are paddling the canal boat

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:21 (four years ago) link

i don't know that sounds a bit far-fetched

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:22 (four years ago) link

who put a giant dick on the railroad tracks, rude

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:23 (four years ago) link

i would like to see a dog driving an old-timey steam train, maybe leaning out of the side of the cab a bit with his ears flapping in the breeze

― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, April 9, 2017 10:11 AM (ten minutes ago)

there is a hauntological quality to this image that really encapsulates the modern era. You should definitely incorporate it.

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:24 (four years ago) link

you're the one calling dylan briscoll a giant dick - THAT'S rude imo xp

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:24 (four years ago) link

what if all railroad ties were guitar strings tuned to the same note? a high-speed train could create a unbelievable glenn branca racket, tearing across the countryside. just something for you to think about dylan

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:25 (four years ago) link

don't listen to Karl, the dog angle is the way to go.

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:26 (four years ago) link

sounds like a boredoms show waiting to happen, a+ would attend xp

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:26 (four years ago) link

one thing i've noticed about trains is that they don't create a loud noise as they tear across the countryside. imagine if trains made loud noises, hm

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:27 (four years ago) link

if you're not into dogs, ducks also have great potential

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:28 (four years ago) link

it's true though, the old-timey dog idea is a winner, and probably much easier to pull off

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:28 (four years ago) link

the dog angle is the way to go.

that dog angle in full

https://www.wickedgolfers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Dogleg-left-hole.gif

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:29 (four years ago) link

Dylan I think you kind of buried the lede by not sharing your instagram with us in the initial post

https://www.instagram.com/dylanbriscall/

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:29 (four years ago) link

if it does end up being a duck, maybe the duck bill flows up and down in the breeze as it leans its head out the window. the bill flows up and down like when you stick your hand out the window and bend and swerve it around in the wind. it creates a warm nostalgic feeling, but with the new twist of featuring a duck conducting a train

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:31 (four years ago) link

you could definitely do a pretty easy photoshop with a family of ducks crossing the road in front of you in that pick where you're sitting on the road, though you probably want to be holding a guitar in that pic. That way people know you are a musician ... a musician that appreciates ducks.

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:32 (four years ago) link

I'm onboard the duck train, definitely an improvement on dogs

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:33 (four years ago) link

gosh, what happened there! We would never let our Asda get in a state like that

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (four years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRWbqDZhxWZ/

i see we're teaching Dylan to suck eggs

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (four years ago) link

Which brings us back to the hottest track of 2016 actually

Total Toilet Duck

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (four years ago) link

owls definitely were associated with the 2000s - the hipster avian, but I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (four years ago) link

Duck is on my team

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:37 (four years ago) link

The Duck Decade would be a great album title, Dylan.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:39 (four years ago) link

Ok so lets go with a duck, but how are we doing to help him fix the Asda, where is he going to shop?

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (four years ago) link

I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s

https://media.tenor.co/images/d6f39c8595b15c886ff67971b8bb1b53/tenor.gif

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (four years ago) link

the duck? Didn't know that ducks shopped!

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (four years ago) link

how do you make a duck shop? put it in an asda until its bill bithers

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:42 (four years ago) link

*withers but bithers also kinda works

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:42 (four years ago) link

how did my asda get so clean?

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (four years ago) link

As a wholly owned division of Walmart, Asda is not required to declare quarterly or half-yearly earnings, but it submits full accounts to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission each November. And, even though Asda is a subsidiary of Walmart, it has more autonomy than any of the other supermarket chains within the Walmart International division, and has retained its own British management team and board since the 1999 takeover.

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (four years ago) link

"The 1999 Takeover" would be a good EP title to lead into the release of The Duck Decade, perhaps

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:47 (four years ago) link

The 1999 Takeover sounds like the title of a rap album though, not the sincere upbeat guitar songs that dylan has branded himself with

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:51 (four years ago) link

man, about an hour and a half ago i thought "i'll just make a quick dog-conducting-a-train image, should take 5 minutes or so"...i'm STILL working on it, and it STILL sucks.

so you win, dylan briscall, you win

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:40 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jii4CJ0.jpg

whatever, i can't waste any more time on this. i have better things to do. like looking for a duck and a better train conductor hat

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:55 (four years ago) link

LOL

the late great, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:03 (four years ago) link

Full marks

TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:22 (four years ago) link

sniffing back a tear here

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:32 (four years ago) link

Is it time to bring Breakin' Ken C out of retirement?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/dbandkc.jpg

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:52 (four years ago) link

arshavin / cryingeagle.jpg remixes pls

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:59 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JGHrgJN.jpg

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:11 (four years ago) link

YES

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:16 (four years ago) link

mr briscall may not recognize it but that is quite an achievement

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:19 (four years ago) link

Was gonna say! For a second asked myself the question, "but does Mr. Briscall deserve this honour?" untill the answer "He probably doesn't!" struck me, which made it all the more worthwhile tbh.

Ps Karl sign me up for yr Paint 101 contour cutting class asap

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:21 (four years ago) link

the blind leading the blind!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:24 (four years ago) link

two words: guide dog

sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2017 01:55 (four years ago) link

Was expecting wallogina to make an appearance there

irl lol at that bizarro cover, well played thread

niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:38 (four years ago) link


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