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Dylan I think you kind of buried the lede by not sharing your instagram with us in the initial post

https://www.instagram.com/dylanbriscall/

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link

if it does end up being a duck, maybe the duck bill flows up and down in the breeze as it leans its head out the window. the bill flows up and down like when you stick your hand out the window and bend and swerve it around in the wind. it creates a warm nostalgic feeling, but with the new twist of featuring a duck conducting a train

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:31 (seven years ago) link

you could definitely do a pretty easy photoshop with a family of ducks crossing the road in front of you in that pick where you're sitting on the road, though you probably want to be holding a guitar in that pic. That way people know you are a musician ... a musician that appreciates ducks.

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link

I'm onboard the duck train, definitely an improvement on dogs

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

gosh, what happened there! We would never let our Asda get in a state like that

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRWbqDZhxWZ/

i see we're teaching Dylan to suck eggs

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Which brings us back to the hottest track of 2016 actually

Total Toilet Duck

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

owls definitely were associated with the 2000s - the hipster avian, but I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

Duck is on my team

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:37 (seven years ago) link

The Duck Decade would be a great album title, Dylan.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link

Ok so lets go with a duck, but how are we doing to help him fix the Asda, where is he going to shop?

saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s

https://media.tenor.co/images/d6f39c8595b15c886ff67971b8bb1b53/tenor.gif

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

the duck? Didn't know that ducks shopped!

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

how do you make a duck shop? put it in an asda until its bill bithers

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

*withers but bithers also kinda works

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

how did my asda get so clean?

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link

As a wholly owned division of Walmart, Asda is not required to declare quarterly or half-yearly earnings, but it submits full accounts to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission each November. And, even though Asda is a subsidiary of Walmart, it has more autonomy than any of the other supermarket chains within the Walmart International division, and has retained its own British management team and board since the 1999 takeover.

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link

"The 1999 Takeover" would be a good EP title to lead into the release of The Duck Decade, perhaps

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link

The 1999 Takeover sounds like the title of a rap album though, not the sincere upbeat guitar songs that dylan has branded himself with

sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

man, about an hour and a half ago i thought "i'll just make a quick dog-conducting-a-train image, should take 5 minutes or so"...i'm STILL working on it, and it STILL sucks.

so you win, dylan briscall, you win

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jii4CJ0.jpg

whatever, i can't waste any more time on this. i have better things to do. like looking for a duck and a better train conductor hat

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

LOL

the late great, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link

Full marks

TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

sniffing back a tear here

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link

Is it time to bring Breakin' Ken C out of retirement?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/dbandkc.jpg

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

arshavin / cryingeagle.jpg remixes pls

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JGHrgJN.jpg

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

YES

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link

mr briscall may not recognize it but that is quite an achievement

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link

Was gonna say! For a second asked myself the question, "but does Mr. Briscall deserve this honour?" untill the answer "He probably doesn't!" struck me, which made it all the more worthwhile tbh.

Ps Karl sign me up for yr Paint 101 contour cutting class asap

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link

the blind leading the blind!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

two words: guide dog

sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2017 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Was expecting wallogina to make an appearance there

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 10 April 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link

irl lol at that bizarro cover, well played thread

niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:38 (seven years ago) link


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