RIVERDALE, the brooding reimagining of the Archie comics brought to you by the CW

He's alive? I thought his DNA merged with Johnny Depp's in 2003

they're like each other's portraits of dorian grey

mutually assured destruction

Does this take place in the Bronx? If not fuck off

I super love this show, its srsly my favorite thing on rn

It's like a teeeeny drop of Twin Peaks + Charmed + Melrose and I just love the corny goth cheese of it all

And Archie & Jughead are pretty af

Like the maple syrup stuff is so DUMB i just love it

If anyone is not aware, Rdale is a predominantly Jewish neighborhood in the Bronx, NY. I guess this exists in some alternate imaginary universe tho so carry on

Canada[edit]
Riverdale, Edmonton, Alberta, a neighbourhood
Riverdale, Nova Scotia, a community
Riverdale, Toronto, Ontario, a neighbourhood
Riverdale (provincial electoral district), a former provincial electoral district
Riverdale Ward, a former municipal ward of the city of Ottawa, Ontario
Riverdale, Yukon, a neighbourhood of the city of Whitehorse
Ireland[edit]
Riverdale, County Westmeath, a townland in the civil parish of Killucan
United States[edit]
Riverdale (Little Rock), a neighborhood of Little Rock, Arkansas
Riverdale, California, a census-designated place
Riverdale, Mendocino County, California, an unincorporated community
Riverdale (Odessa, Delaware), listed on the National Register of Historic Places in New Castle County, Delaware
Riverdale, Georgia, a suburb of Atlanta
Riverdale, Chicago, Illinois, an official community area
Riverdale, Illinois, a village
Riverdale, Iowa, a city
Riverdale, Kansas
Riverdale, Anne Arundel County, Maryland, an unincorporated place
Riverdale Park, Maryland, a town originally named Riverdale
Riverdale, a neighborhood of Gloucester, Massachusetts
Riverdale, an unincorporated community in Seville Township, Michigan
Riverdale, Nebraska, a village
Riverdale, New Jersey, a borough
Riverdale, Bronx, New York, a neighborhood
Riverdale, North Dakota, a town
Riverdale, Dayton, Ohio, a neighborhood
Riverdale, Halifax County, Virginia, a census-designated place
Riverdale, Roanoke, Virginia, a neighborhood
Riverdale, Utah, a city
Riverdale Township (disambiguation)

OK random shitposter, you win

"Riverdale, Bronx, New York, a neighborhood"

I'm sure Rdale, Utah was the point of reference for the show runners

riverdale is a state of mind u guys

which is why it's always foggy af inside

I can run wit dat ; )

OK random shitposter, you win

― calstars, Sunday, April 9, 2017 5:50 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Riverdale, Bronx, New York, a neighborhood"

― calstars, Sunday, April 9, 2017 5:51 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure Rdale, Utah was the point of reference for the show runners

― calstars, Sunday, April 9, 2017 5:53 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverdale_(Archie_Comics)

weird turn for the archie show thread

lol.....was gonna say, uhhhh

yeah I always love a good geographical deep-dive :/

does Batman take place in Gotham, Wisconsin? if not, fuck the producers IMHO

calstars itt

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xUA7bbbIOXU4EudLZ6/giphy.gif

lol

can we get back to talking about skeet ulrich's reanimated corpse now pls

who was the necromancer that restored him

oh wait this has gotta be how they're bringing sabrina the teenage witch into the show

it all makes sense now

i'm hoping for jennifer coolidge as sabrina btw

Bacchus hear my fervent call
To the window, to the wall
Til sweat drips down my shawl
Til all these witches crawl
Till all of Skeet Skeet Skeet
Is resurrected in this hall

Ne R U high agin?

have been high for years

Oh my

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYGuQlQseHU

This might be the most insane television show I've ever seen. Every teen movie and television show plot and cliche amped to 11 crammed into 42 minutes.

Didn't expect the Jughead-Scout Master 'Brick' vibe

i loved every minute of this show

am hoping someone great is cast as veronica's dad, since Molly Ringwald was Archie's mom

Skeet Ulrich lol wtf

on netflix now

I'm 100% in on this after 4 episodes

it's so great

watched half of episode one and thought i should wait and watch it with cyrus. i think we could dig it together. we have similar tastes.

we are slowly watching every episode of friends together. we watched the right stuff last night. that movie is long. but good.

i do love the look of this show.

everyone is so beautiful! it's funny how Betty is the designated Covergirl product placement person *she says, carefully putting on her Covergirl Coral Pink Lipstick*

Madchen Amick is so good, I really love her as Betty's ott mom

The horribleness of every adult except for Luke Perry is very uncomfortable to watch.

and Veronica's mom, I guess

The hashtag jokes aren't going to age well.

it's funny that Cyrus and i have been watching every episode of Friends together and then we watch Riverdale and Jughead is...

http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/2017/03/15/94729fd6-e150-479e-9e1a-b5e3112ddccb/cole-sprouse-friends-rachel.png

although cyrus was already a fan via the suite life of zack & cody.

o shit riverdale is in the friends universe?

and big daddy, of course. (cyrus had never seen the waterboy! we had to watch that yesterday on memorial day...)

I thought this was a great show, all told. It looked very much like a series of set pieces stitched together at times, especially around the scenes starring Cheryl/The Blossom House, but I suspect that was to try and play the Gothic grandeur of those up by making them look staged.

The downside was maybe that it had too much going on, or rather too many plots that didn't sit too well together or were forced. I didn't feel like the football team rapebros plot went anywhere, other than promote Ethel to cast regular and give a maguffin for the fight at the party, and was there really any need for the 'Blossoms stole the Maple Syrup' plot?

I guess I'd just prefer it to be a dumb 'Archie can't decide between two girls' teen soap if I'm honest, but that's just me.

A dance-off, this show is the best.