You look like a thing in a walk
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:56 (seven years ago) link
You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.
this is basically violent
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:58 (seven years ago) link
i had a come to get your heart is not without appeal but IDKYFTW
― ogmor, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:45 (seven years ago) link
Tbh most of these would impress me, but 'You must be a triangle? Cause you're the only thing here'. <3
― tangenttangent, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:49 (seven years ago) link
Being called a triangle wouldn't reach my heart. Tringle, otoh
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:11 (seven years ago) link
Any of these would work if delivered with enough confidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rgzsO-AMM
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:17 (seven years ago) link
'i can bear your toot' is one of the major reasons my wife is still married to me tbh
― 'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:28 (seven years ago) link
Hey baby, I’m swirked to gaveEver to say it for drive:All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe.
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link
The truth and minimalism of "I don’t know you" really makes it. A massive improvement over the question version attempted by schmucks everywhere
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link
"You are so beautiful that you know what I mean" is also pretty good, just one semicolon or ellipses (to taste) from something I can imagine actually being said by a (lazy) person
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
If I were to ask you out?
Might try this one.
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
what is a 4loce
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link
I want to get my heart with you.
This one is sweet.
I had a come to got your heart.
This one... is not.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
https://www.gianteagle.com/ProductImages/PRODUCT_NODE_81/895216001077.jpg
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link
def I Don't Know You
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
shades of Mariah Carey on that one
https://media.giphy.com/media/F84sJ2FwEDJMA/giphy.gif
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link
I don’t know you.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link
'I don't know you.' (slowly turns and walks away)
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link
i don't know you. and that's ok. and here's why.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 20 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
'I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start' vs. 'Hello'
Quite curious about how that watermelon-tinged 12% alcoholic beverage tastes
― Lee626, Thursday, 20 April 2017 05:23 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/BVStb13YiR5Qs/giphy.gif
― Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
But let me start by saying(You look like a thing and) I love you
― Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:12 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4oXXL1a5A
― Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
(Kick to the nuts would probably be counterproductive, tho)
― Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link
so close to getting "I never you"
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 21 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
http://pickup.andrewpierno.com/
― Hilarity Winner (doo dah), Monday, 26 June 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link