Photo Me. On second thoughts, don't bother

I saw Christopher Hitchens on TV the other night. God he was looking rough.

A-HA I am wearing a red top! My skin tone feels VERY complimented thank you very much. I love H&M and their 'small' sizes which fit me. GLEE!

I too am wearing a red top and it is making me look as pale as a dead person. Oh dear. Also my stupid skirt is giving me hassle by clinging to my lacey tights when I try to walk anywhere so I have to keep stopping and disentangling myself.

If you're planning any dramatic change of hairstyle you have to be careful. My passport has me with a shaved head on it and I foolishly and drunkenly showed it to someone once and now my friends are always like "SHOW IT SHOW IT, SHOW US THAT PHOTO, HA YOUR SHAVED HEAD.....HA NOT SHAVED NOW IS IT NO? HA". Not to mention bouncers who say "jesus you let yourself go alot there son".

Ronan, I love you for this.