Star Wars 8 shit talk

"To truly be a Jedi, you must-"
"- sit on a mountain and glower? Got it."

imo if everyone force sensitive just stayed at home and talked to flowers or w/e we'd have fewer issues. that's what Luke is on about with this island thing

Getting this image of Luke just wandering the island with an acoustic guitar, singing to the birds.

maybe talking to Ben and Yoda, hanging out with birds, etc

"Really, I just wanted to be Jack Johnson."

my other high concept idea was that the trailer is being literal -- seeing the light and the dark is very jedi/sith-centric and it's a really reductive view of the force. just like the republic (and the core/outer rim worlds and other known sectors) is a really reductive view of the universe -- there are other beings beyond the outer rim and horizons should be broadened

I'm curious what they'll do with design this time, of ships & droids.

I read something about a casino planet (!!) in this one so ... uhh ... expect that?

How about a planet...with lots of different types of enviro-*ethered*

like a luxury casino planet, or like nal hutta which is mostly crime but lots of gambling

"Casino planet" just gives me 70s BSG flashbacks

Can't wait

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/b8/79/27b879db6e3ef2f109cc4be44e481006.jpg

isn't the casino planet concept from one of the late 70s comics? maybe I'm thinking of that wheel sattelite thing

wow they could have a bar, with all different kinds of aliens

Sarlaac roulette wheel or GTFO

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sabacc

This was ostensibly the card game that Han originally won the Falcon at. Who knows how they'll pervert or transmute this happening for the new one.

Yeah, they shouldn't try to pervert the original artistic vision of Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary!

some things are sacrosanct

Can't wait for the Sarlacc movie

Sarlacc and you know it

Say it loud, Sarlacc and I'm proud

Sarlacc y'all, Sarlacc y'all
Sarlacckity-lac and Sarlacc y'all

suggest lacc

When the Force bites dark,
and the speeder's too slow
And there is no do, only try;
but the Death Star is go

Then Sarlacc will tear us apart again.
Sarlacc will tear us apart again.

Sarlacc
In the middle of the

Are we doing ok over therE?

Vanity Fair's traditional Annie Liebovitz-shot cover story is out as of today: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cover-portfolio

Some great pics in there. These two are killing me.

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/59245798b2306f2287537fd1/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss09.jpg

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5924579852a3f44dc6f3a8a9/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss10.jpg

after all this jedi training it's more like Daisy Ripped-ly amirite

Daisy, radly.

who is the young girl?

Carrie's daughter Billie Lourde, who has a role in the new one.

She was in FA too, I think.

Don’t read that story if you want to go in spoiler free, btw.

SPOILERS

*a Death Star blows up*

xxp yeah, she had like one line in FA. She was also on FOX's "Scream Queens."

Shakey don't join the Whineylympics man

you seem to be unfamiliar with shakester's SW thread shtick

when 4 out of 7 films feature a space ball it's warranted

i mean 5 out of 8 films (forgot rogue one)

in future installments every character will be played by a death star

heh

What I learned from that is: while watching TCM, Hamill scarfs a whole box of wheat thins, while Fisher would drink all the coca-cola.

do the jedi's win?

You're like Method Man asking Ghostface "Is he dead?"

Only if Meth misspelt "Dead"

I have a bad feeling about this one.

https://i.imgur.com/0azA06r.jpg

Hahaha.

lol

"Yeah? Well that guy doesn't work here anymore."