Star Wars 8 shit talk

suggest lacc

When the Force bites dark,
and the speeder's too slow
And there is no do, only try;
but the Death Star is go

Then Sarlacc will tear us apart again.
Sarlacc will tear us apart again.

Sarlacc
In the middle of the

Are we doing ok over therE?

Vanity Fair's traditional Annie Liebovitz-shot cover story is out as of today: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cover-portfolio

Some great pics in there. These two are killing me.

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/59245798b2306f2287537fd1/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss09.jpg

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5924579852a3f44dc6f3a8a9/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss10.jpg

after all this jedi training it's more like Daisy Ripped-ly amirite

Daisy, radly.

who is the young girl?

Carrie's daughter Billie Lourde, who has a role in the new one.

She was in FA too, I think.

Don’t read that story if you want to go in spoiler free, btw.

SPOILERS

*a Death Star blows up*

xxp yeah, she had like one line in FA. She was also on FOX's "Scream Queens."

Shakey don't join the Whineylympics man

you seem to be unfamiliar with shakester's SW thread shtick

when 4 out of 7 films feature a space ball it's warranted

i mean 5 out of 8 films (forgot rogue one)

in future installments every character will be played by a death star

heh

What I learned from that is: while watching TCM, Hamill scarfs a whole box of wheat thins, while Fisher would drink all the coca-cola.

do the jedi's win?

You're like Method Man asking Ghostface "Is he dead?"

Only if Meth misspelt "Dead"

I have a bad feeling about this one.

https://i.imgur.com/0azA06r.jpg

Hahaha.

lol

"Yeah? Well that guy doesn't work here anymore."

not sure where else to put this but jeez, living hard to the end.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Carrie Fisher's autopsy report shows the actress had cocaine in her system when she fell ill on a plane last year, but investigators could not determine what impact the cocaine and other drugs found in her system had on her death.

The report released Monday states Fisher may have taken cocaine three days before the Dec. 23 flight on which she became ill. She died four days later.

It also found traces of heroin and MDMA, which is also known as ecstasy, but that they could not determine when Fisher had taken those drugs. The findings were based on toxicology screenings done on samples taken when the Star Wars actress arrived at a Los Angeles hospital.

that is tragic

a sorrow indeed

nice journalism there, well done 👍

the only good part of the AP report was her brother's comments which boiled down to "who gives a fuck, my sister is dead"

i feel really sad but conflicted about this because she was an addict yes but whether any of these drugs in her system contributed to her death is not really established? also how *much* was in her system isnt really covered? some of these stay in yr system for a while so to the layperson it makes it sound like she was partying her tits off or on some kind of "tragic bender" or something

not to be captain save a carrie but releasing this without concurrent analysis/explanation seems p irresponsible because it allows the the opportunity to misinterpret given her history of substance abuse

tl:dr

seriously though, todd fisher's statement is basically that. she ate bad foods and smoked a lot and had heart disease. neither her suddenly dying nor the fact she'd had some drugs is a mystery, when she talked about all of those things all the time in stage shows

yeah exactly

someday my family will be like, "he died like he lived, drinking a little too much and being a complete klutz" when I manage to trip and fall down an open manhole outside the bar

Glimpses of characters (including Finn in Imperial/FO uniform and pink haired Laura Dern) and creatures (a wolf made of ice?) and most importantly CasinoWorld here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

Loving the look of it!

little characters that are kind of cute but probably not dominating 1/3 of the movie like the ewoks would be pretty great

in other news I did trip while exiting a bar this weekend

Looking ahead one movie, meantime: can an interview be described as 'beige'?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/colin-trevorrow-defends-star-wars-episode-ix-directing-gig-book-henry-reviews-1021534

The director — who also helmed Safety Not Guaranteed and Jurassic World — also thanked Italy for its history of supporting the arts and said, "In America right now, it is difficult to make art."

lol

fingerpaint embargo

I...don't understand anything about that quote.

Except maybe that it might be difficult for Colin Trevorrow to make art, in America or elsewhere.

Sadly this is evidently not the case!

But is it art?

That last Jurassic thing is the dumbest thing I've paid to see in the theater in aaaaages. Entertaining enough in the moment but really dumb and instantly forgettable.

Trevorrow sounds like a bit of a putz