why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

that is a rich vein of garbage content alright

My story is a bit different:
Him: where do you want to eat?
ME: I don't care, you choose...and he did...and we ate wherever he chose!
....the next time...
ME: where do you want to eat?
Him: I don't care, you choose..
ME: ok...let's go to Applebee's
Him: I don't want to drive all the way down there...do you?
ME: YES...I knew where it was when I said I wanted to go there!
Him: well, I don't want to go there..
ME: well then, where do you want to go?
Him: I don't care...you choose
THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...

ME: Now I am divorced and I eat where I damned well please!
TRUE STORY

^My wife will from time to time do annoying stuff like that, but she has enough sense to see it's annoying when I point it out to her. We are still married.

if you can't agree you have to go to applebees
that way, no future disagreements because nearly anything is acceptable if it means dodging applebees

Overly inclusive Mother's Day posts are grating on me today. I mean I think the sentiment of including people who want to be mothers but can't, people who lost their children etc is very good. But "women who have chosen not to become mothers" IDGI. It's fine to choose not to have kids, but that's not what Mother's Day is for. We might as well also include fathers, men who have chosen not to have kids, little girls who are too young to have kids, etc. Also "women who have difficult relationships with their mothers." JFC! It's called Mothers Day! It's not about you!

I would support Facebook giving you an option to blot out unseen every single post that mentions either of the parent holidays tbh.

tbh the "history of mother's day" crap is horrible, who gives a shit, just celebrate mothers

if you investigate the true history it's actually about temperance or mothers who lost kids in war or the mother of all wars or something

http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/shareware/scorch_0_large.png

holy shit so many hours of my youth encapsulated in that image

Scorched earth! I loved that game.

Y'all should start thinking about ballots for this poll, whenever its time comes: 90s PC Gaming Poll, Episode I: A Question of Vengeance (1990-1994) - NOMINATIONS thread - deadline Nov 15

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0

obviously women who don't possess all those characteristics are still beneath contempt tho

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Lol mothers day is in March u clowns

https://www.facebook.com/originalmarriagememes/photos/a.1256989254419370.1073741828.1254827934635502/1301134260004869/?type=3&theater

are you a fucking weirdo?

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

we'd need several of those, because we have more than one table

http://i.imgur.com/S3OCQ2O.jpg

Daniel clearly acting out of spite because her parents gave her a boy's name

Tanishq Abraham needs to make his fucking mind up

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

thanks freethought project for digging up the little-known tanishq abraham, the seven-year-old with just 33,000 twitter followers whose name appears in google search results only 89,600 times

and because memes cannot help but feast upon their own

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I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blimey, Pepper Mill One-Upmanship!

Actually, can I edit that post?

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url tag at the bottom suddenly takes this to a v dark place

jesus christ that is awful

stickmen: for when you need to express a platitude in the most infuriatingly faux-naive manner possible

After one gin and tonic, one still feels that badness exists, and one finds it troubling.

Two: badness exists but I am glad it cannot get to me in that moment.

Three: the remoteness of badness is a blessing.

Four: we are all brothers and sisters and we should just hug stuff out.

Five: wheeeee! Everythings are beautiful!

Six: oh holy shit everything is horrible and it needs to all die by fire

poss needs context. it's an awful slummy-mummy blog type account that usually posts 'lol aren't my kids awful' stick men cartoons. This is their non-lol reaction to the terror attacks.

A good run here of sharetrash units which are, not entirely wrong, but questionable, and then when you question them they get even more questionable

know it's against the spirit of the thread, but usually find Hurrah for Gin pretty funny, and not at all represented by the mawkishness above. Her one on World Book Day was pretty spot on as far as the life I'm currently living for example - http://hurrahforgin.com/2017/03/01/topsy-and-tim-the-world-book-day-catastrophe/

wow that's insufferable

that's as if hyperbole and a half had no sense of whimsy or narrative flow and much worse art

5 years of this thread and we still haven't figured out why we're such jerks

it doesn't matter. nothing matters. only the gin.

guys i'm starting to wonder if it's not us who are the real jerks here

https://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif

Milli Vanilli's deaths will not be in vain

also there's nearly 20,000 posts itt, should we maybe think about starting a new one?

I think that was tried but didn't stick? We need a good name for it!

'this is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the stupid shit people post on facebook'

yeah there was a new thread that withered on the vine, I imagine loading all posts on this thread would cause serious injury

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A break from the usual image macros. This was an album share - showcasing an artist who creates images of moments in his relationship which tell us what love is.

Love too make cereals

this thread can never be replaced