yeah that's a total gem
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
tomboto is baltimore that cheap still? that place is only an hour outside of dc...
― marcos, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oXp1kSo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IwRWMwZ.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
of course it has che kitsch
― Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mtDQFFC.jpg
LOTS OF EXTRAS, LOADS OF WINDOWS
http://i.imgur.com/rCXkyx9.jpg
"Mommy! I just had the worst nightm–" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
http://i.imgur.com/zy4sm4u.jpg
"YES, I'M SURE THIS WOULD BE A GREAT ROOM TO SING A LULLABY.""OK! BUT I WAS ASKING HOW OFTEN DOES THE TRAIN GO BY?''
http://i.imgur.com/zqdMTgn.jpg
"Be honest. Who doesn't like sleeping with the windows open?"
http://i.imgur.com/mEEYgk5.jpg
"Haha, I guess so! But Bill down at the office likes to call those 'Freedom Drains.'"
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:56 (six years ago) link
lol
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
""Mommy! I just had the worst nightm–" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!"
lmao
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link
Scared of nuclear bombs? Live in east Ohio? Boy, do I have the place for you.
http://capstonecompany.com/property/19197-river-apt-c-athens-ohio-45701/
― pplains, Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
If you're all "A link, eh? I'll just come back later," I hear you. I'm just not up for right-clicking all those images right now.
But I will leave you with this one:
http://i.imgur.com/58dAdRB.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
2,400 ft for $675/month? All the unhappy souls from this week's California thread need to take a look at this.
― how's life, Saturday, 15 July 2017 10:40 (six years ago) link
http://capstonecompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/IMG_0384-768x1024.jpg
Getting some serious Wolfenstein 3D vibes here.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 15 July 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link
"Welcome, to Ken's Labyrinth"
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 12:24 (six years ago) link
I... what, with that floorplan. WHAT.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 15 July 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link
That's a bit of a stroll for your morning pee.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:24 (six years ago) link
it's the weird shadow shelf of an inefficient and excessively pavilionized gargantuan surface house - so these are the parts a) that weren't built slab-on-grade, and b) which they attempted to make into finished basement spaces and naturally the result bears little resemblance to what you might come up with if you were trying to conceive of an "apartment" from the start. i'd also be shocked if it can be legally rented what with having no windows and all - thing's a gigantic fire trap.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link
otoh only a 12-minute drive to wal-mart
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link
I'd say 50/50 risk of dying by fire or drowning
― badg, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link
graboids also an ever-present risk
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
The living room with its *counts silently to self for a few moments* 7 or 8 closets is definitely something from a Scooby Doo cartoon.
http://i.imgur.com/n0ekGIY.jpg
i'd also be shocked if it can be legally rented what with having no windows and all - thing's a gigantic fire trap.
The magic word you said there ma have been "rented," but I am slightly infatuated with underground homes. Hey, they're easy to heat and cool.
Check this one out.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 July 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
I'm not sure I could use the word "pavilionized" correctly in a sentence.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
So you build a 3,000 pound door from rare woods and craft these amazing staircases and then you pick the BEIGE CARPET and THAT SOFA.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
haha. total architecture-school or art-historical word. basically what you see in that floorplan, where spaces become their own distinct shapes, like they're budding off of each other for example. a whole hershey bar is a single pavilion but if you break up all the pieces of chocolate - as if each was its own pavilion/gazebo/object - you're looking at some pavilionization there.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
totally not satanic at all
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
great long hallways to run screaming from your captor
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
loltm
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Saturday, 15 July 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
I'm very curious about the floorplan of that woodwork house. Also I wonder if they have time to RenFaire on the weekends and/or where they stockpile the guns.
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Saturday, 15 July 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link
I did some slight dosing on them once I realized they were from my state.
They own a woodworking shop in the nearest town and have visited the Holy Land multiple times.
― pplains, Sunday, 16 July 2017 00:30 (six years ago) link
I don't know which is worse - the word I was trying to say, "doxxing," or the autocorrected one, "dosing."
Take your pick.
― pplains, Sunday, 16 July 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/159/bigphoto/979/3928979_12_0.jpg
― marcos, Friday, 4 August 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
https://itcouldbecrappier.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/acslater_crop.jpg
Is that A.C. Slater hovering in the clouds?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 August 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Is that Minneapolis?
And if so, is that Paul Westerberg?
― pplains, Friday, 4 August 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
cleveland yo
― marcos, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ADpVTJB.jpg
Sure, they're all moved around, but I still thought I spotted the IDS and Norwest Wells Fargo buildings.
― pplains, Friday, 4 August 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
hmm, my first impression was Jonathan Silverman
― layda be cry (los blue jeans), Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
Hello there. May I show you the greatest real estate listing in human history? This is a thread about it.https://t.co/mRzplQQJI0— Gabriel Rosenberg (@gnrosenberg) August 19, 2017
― ciderpress, Monday, 21 August 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link
epic
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Monday, 21 August 2017 04:38 (six years ago) link
that is out of this world.comments on that twitter thread spin off into some bizarre directions tho :-/
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
Absence of hand rails made me nervous for once.
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link
- "So is the current owner a follower of Christ?"- "Yeah? Christ... and horses."
https://i.imgur.com/Mp9G9Ff.jpg_______________________________________________
- "I've had a lot of people ask about this property, won't be on the market for long?"- "Do you mean this showcase, or the rest of this Ashley Furniture store you've taken me to?"
https://i.imgur.com/gxwCfxS.jpg_______________________________________________
https://i.imgur.com/v4lL1by.jpg
"Well, the architect got to thinkin', What if the postman didn't have to walk all through the house to get to Mr. Bumstead?"_______________________________________________
https://i.imgur.com/KLVSuCe.jpg
"Honestly, to get the full effect of this fabulous room, you have to wait until midnight when you're neighbor backs in with his high-beams on."_______________________________________________
"Well that's silly. You know 'War of the Worlds' was a hoax, right?"
https://i.imgur.com/H3q5NlN.jpg_______________________________________________
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/K2MASBp.jpg
"So the gas main is right behind this mirror then? Great! My three-year old grandson will love it."
https://i.imgur.com/OxZp1Oy.jpg
What is even the point of having this huge mirror here instead of two regular ones hanging side by side?
https://i.imgur.com/pjR56YG.jpg
And I know, after talking shit about mirrors, I have to contradict myself by asking, Know what this room sure could use?
https://i.imgur.com/tb3M7QY.jpg
And all those mirrors, it wasn't until the exterior shot that the photographer finally slips.
https://i.imgur.com/PwKMG36.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
"Spaghetti? I don't know, sonny, let me see if I have any sauce...."
https://i.imgur.com/QUQ3bE2.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
i looked at that listing before the twitter thread and did not notice any of the bizarrely staged items. i did notice the electric range and the huge grill in the kids' bedroom.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 4 September 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link
lol dunno why but the mirroring-over of a wall that has a fireplace in it seems the most bizarre thing about all of that
shower off of the deck isn't CRAZY if it's a really secluded location, y'know, gaze out at the trees during the morning rinse, breath deep and think pleasant thoughts. or i guess if you go hiking a lot from there and want a convenient spot to rinse or w/e. the toilet on the other hand is totally unacceptable.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
THe door past the shower is at the top of the stairs in the pic below. I dunno, still seems weird to me to have such a semi-exterior door RIGHT THERE next to the stall.
https://i.imgur.com/DpX8rnu.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link
yeah that's pretty weird with the 'public' feeling deck right there. i might just be associating it with beach houses where it's nice to have a 'sand shower' on your way in, but ime that can and should be an entirely outdoor fixture on the deck itself.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
Boy, there's just something about this one... seems so familiar....
https://i.imgur.com/dw201lV.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link
Hmmmm.
Trayce?
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UvkwIwL.jpg
Ever hear the expression, "shit rolls downhill?"
https://i.imgur.com/sCrZGOy.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link