Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

Meanwhile:

If his dick is huge, he is Satan.

— Kimmie (@JuniorBrokerBae) May 21, 2017

I'm a secret Donald Trump voter

you're white

you're white

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11100000/Clash-of-the-Titans-clash-of-the-titans-11158130-1280-1024.jpg

Except funny

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/BurialUntrue.jpg

I believe threats of grievous bodily harm against writers get tracked by marketing under "engagement".

asinine obscurantist sixth-rate dada on ketamine and feedback loops in (redacted), tbh

12 years a n00b

covfefe in the morning

^ hero of this thread

but does ilx deserve him

ashut you ass

she's a tin-eared oligarch and everyone w/ standards was tired of her

-30-

Maybe there should be some sort of Soylent Green assisted suicide / organ harvesting program for people who'd like to add purpose to their early demise. Working towards a society that invites everyone to stick around & die of old age is obviously not realistic.

if that happens I can be a broken and pedantic misanthrope just like you, sounds chill

that's the spirit -- never back down from your own dumbass statements

if anyone did that we'd have no internet

the what?

The penis knows the real facts

thread titles that appear to be vmooc until you realise what board they're on and then they become vmic

and yet all these people continue to attend to this shit

Jesus that opening post though

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is it a vibrant area?

this thread has one of the most brilliantly self-clowning opening sentences on ILX

and that's why I have a likeness of Bruce "Old Engine 42" Sutter tattooed on my scrotum

ah, the old forkballs

:D

Stop saying "concern trolling" ffs, this isn't 4chan

mookie u talking to me?

whatever should be whatever and whoever should be whatever

xp lol no

Every time somebody tells you a true fact and you come back with "Yeah, but blah blah blah blah blah," I change the channel before it gets to the blah blah blah part.

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stop, please stop, do please stop, and O do please stop

birbs

hi, you don't know me but

And proud of it

*something about american humour*

*something about how jokes about elderly incontinence are an apt synecdoche for american humour*

this music is bad and you should feel bad

^that is definitely aimed at one of my two plats du jour but i can't work out which

lol hitler

It's amazing how, every time I read a post of wide-eyed questions that are either addressed shortly beforehand, or based on facts that are not facts, there's your name at the end. You have a gift.

I managed to do something else with it

i once dated a guy into bdsm, and "smurf" was his safeword

gives new meaning to blue in the face

for fuck's sake just stop posting

this thread is bad not good