Charlie Brooker's BLACK MIRROR

lol otm

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cant wait for the fidget spinner ep in seies 4

― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, June 1, 2017 10:58 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I read this while holding my fidget spinner so you best believe i'm excited too

Bring on the war with the fidget cubes

In a dystopian future, all citizens must spin their fidget spinners at all time. If they stop, they lose a finger. Episode ends with the entire nation fingerless and helpless. And then you see someone spin one ... on their TONGUE! DO YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!?!?!

the severed fingers are used to make more fidget spinners

fidget spinners are PEOPLE

In a dystopian future, everyone is glued to an outlandish, ott reality TV show featuring totally insane, depraved acts. They just can't stop watching because it is so crazy. But then it turns out ... that crazy reality TV show *is* reality, and the people on the "shows" have all been watching everyone else, amazed at how boring and "fake" their lives are!

In a dystopian future, we replace our teachers with perfect robots, and the schools improve significantly. Grades and tests are up, our kids are smarter and more competent. And then we discover ... the robot teachers have replaced all our kids with robots!

In a dystopian future, a new strain of addictive pornography proliferates. Almost everyone becomes entranced, despite the fact that it eventually literally makes you go blind. It turns out this strain of pornography was devised ... by blind people! They have a big victory party and assume control until - twist! - they are beset by a newer strain of addictive audio pornography ... devised by deaf people!

"what if phones, but too much?" is a lot of these episodes... great fb group, i recommend it

credit where due to CB, apparently that phrase can actually be seen in a newspaper headline or something somewhere in s3

what if robot sex, but too much?

In a dystopian future, an insecure man spends his life's savings to get a cybernetic robot penis installed and becomes a literal sex machine. But then it turns out his lover has been a secret robot sub all along, and his partner long ago left him for another man ... who turns out to be a robot! With a REAL penis! Irony!

Brilliant work by Josh in Chicago in this thread.

Basically, sure, but my love for this series isn't lessened.

I thought we went over all that way back when

Ok I hadn't seen this before. Lol.

Ahead of its time.

now I feel old because all of Black Mirror seems to have aired recently, or at least in the "now," but I guess it did start in 2011

I just watched season 1 episode 1.

"Jane...... please"

Episode 2 sucks

Season 4 coming soon. Episode titles & credits:

“Arkangel”
Cast: Rosemarie Dewitt (La La Land, Mad Men), Brenna Harding (A Place to Call Home), Owen Teague (Bloodline)
Director: Jodie Foster
Written by: Charlie Brooker

“USS Callister”
Cast: Jesse Plemons (Black Mass, Fargo), Cristin Milioti (The Wolf of Wall Street, Fargo), Jimmi Simpson (Westworld, House of Cards), Michaela Coel (Chewing Gum, Monsters: Dark Continent)
Director: Toby Haynes (Dr Who, Sherlock)
Written By: Charlie Brooker & William Bridges

“Crocodile”
Cast: Andrea Riseborough (Birdman, Bloodline), Andrew Gower (Outlander), Kiran Sonia Sawar (Murdered By My Father)
Director: John Hillcoat (Triple Nine, Lawless)
Written By: Charlie Brooker

“Hang the DJ”
Cast: Georgina Campbell (Flowers, Broadchurch), Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders, Green Room), George Blagden (Versailles, Vikings)
Director: Tim Van Patten (The Sopranos, Game of Thrones)
Written By: Charlie Brooker

“Metalhead”
Cast: Maxine Peake (The Theory Of Everything, The Village), Jake Davies (The Missing, A Brilliant Young Mind), Clint Dyer (Hope Springs)
Director: David Slade (Hannibal, American Gods)
Written By: Charlie Brooker

“Black Museum”
Cast: Douglas Hodge (The Night Manager, Catastrophe), Letitia Wright (Humans, Ready Player One), Babs Olusanmokun (Roots, The Defenders)
Director: Colm McCarthy
Written By: Charlie Brooker

Teaser is out..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH85obU350E

Premieres December 29th
https://pitchfork.com/news/netflix-announces-black-mirror-season-4-premiere-date/

still excited for the possibility of a fidget spinner episode

I know it was deeply flawed but Nathan Barley was a deeply accurate glimpse of the future pre-Black Mirror, but the future is now

josh az otm, massive own-goal if they do not feature

let's do this then. Enjoying the first one so far.

[as a parent] fuck you brooker for putting that image in my head

I know EXACTLY what image

I'm watching "Arkangel". Parents, please have a full glass of wine before you spin this one up.

Seriously, this is devastating stuff.

I’m watching that one right now and alternating between cringe and outrage and hoping this doesn’t go the way I’m worried about but ohhh nooo

is USS Callister any good? I'm not interested in Star Trek or any of that stuff so I'd be inclined to avoid it.

yes, it’s about a simulated world, just happens to be trek themed

I think I'd rather watch an hourlong interview with Brooker than an episode of his show, but I'll give the Star Trek one a go.

"Crocodile" is bleak af

holy heck

I don't really need any more from tv shows

chekov’s pig

ah crud, forgot it was only six episodes and accidentally the whole thing

there were a couple uplifting bits in there and I liked the anthology horror format of the last one

Don’t think many people liked Metalhead, minimal as it is, but I did! Maxine Peake was great.

Arkangel hurt a bit to watch. It’s good, though. I had a lot of questions about the core technology that the episode didn’t go into, but that’s beside the point.

Hang the DJ is great, though not quite as good as San Junipero. Gets incredibly bleak at points which makes the ending even more satisfying.

Seen Arkangel and Crocodile so far. Enjoyed both just hoping the next one doesn't involve a chip in a head.

Any idea why Crocodile was filmed in Iceland (by the looks of it) but everyone had an English accent?

I'm guessing some sort of massive tax break.

I thought some of USS Callister might have been filmed there as well. That lake had a cold look about it.

USS Callister was great. Never expected anyone to pull off (or even attempt) a fun and enjoyable version of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

I did enjoy seeing my hometown used in Arkangel.

And as a dad of a three year old girl, the rest was a serious bummer.

I really enjoyed Metalhead. Short form escape story of the type Blomkamp’s being trying for but with more of a human touch

only seen uss callister so far and (without spoiling anything) i don't understand why anyone would care about most of the principal characters

Ugh, this Black Museum episode is awful and boring. It better have a point.

uss mcallister giving me the cat person vibes

Black museum was rubbish "would you like your comatose wife to live inside your head?" "Yeah why not"