i came here to post this story :)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link
this is the beauty of ilx, really - how many other boards would have an extant thread suitable to put this story, and have three separate posters all think to put it there
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link
Do you check through the archive esoterica or just remember the threads years later?
― Stevolende, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
dude obviously no one who read it has ever forgotten this thread
― mark s, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
i can't speak for the others but the phrase 'an empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator' has been indelibly inked on my brain since i first read it years ago
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
it's indelible bcz it's true
― mark s, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link
the premise of this thread seems like it'd be good test of the limits of rule 34 but no fucking way am i going to be the one to conduct it
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link
i’m sorry we’re all out of cigar tubes filled with wasps, but i can interest you in this receptacle containing the world’s largest bee
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/067f0fa3cb527f2a7c22badf68ff3a90a558d4ad/50_242_5381_3228/master/5381.jpg?width=1920&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=90f70f0a19c0cfeb69f7a75f60b0aa23
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
Four Bees Living in Her Eye, Feeding on Her Tears
― mick signals, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator
by
sufjan stevens
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 February 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link
Great beehive
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 February 2020 08:20 (four years ago) link
Was this thing a Viz Top Tip originally or did somebody plagiarise it and submit it as a top tip afterwards?
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 17 February 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
i dunno if anyone can really 'plagiarise' just plain common sense like this tho tbf
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 February 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link
What if you were *inside* a giant cigar tube filled with... bees?
https://horizontalhive.com/honey-bee-images/bee-bed-sleep-apitherapy.jpg
https://horizontalhive.com/how-to-build/bee-bed-sleep-hive-plans.shtml
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link